Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (31 Photos)

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  • Bubba

    #5 IS A KEEPER

    • http://twitter.com/SuperNilly @SuperNilly

      Now that's a real woman!

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

        No, that is a female that hasn't reached Level: Wife yet.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      *uplights face with torch*…or maybe she didn't need to put the seat down in the first place!!!!

    • Ispeakchive

      If she's for real, It's difficult for me to believe that such women exist beyond memes. We probably have a better chance of winning the powerball drawing than finding a girl who would put the seat back up.
      I remain hopeful and optimistic.

      • Lea Magnito

        I've done that before

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        I do it in "man caves". My boyfriend's best friend house has two guys living in it, with four others that visit frequently. I put the seat back up there. My own home is a different story. I've "fallen in" too many times to want to do it again. 😦

    • ravingmadreader

      As a woman who lives in a house with more women than me, I don't bother putting the seat up. But if I was dating a guy and I was at his place, I probably would. Of course, you'd also never catch me complaining about a man forgetting to put the seat back down, because that's just dumb. If you can't be bothered to look and check that the seat is down before you sit, then you deserve to fall in.

      • Tru Chiver

        Do you and your roomates shave eachothers boxes? Do you lick eachother? Slide your fingers in and out of eachother (both holes)?

        • JAFitC

          I wept because I had no shoes until I met a person who had no class. You, sir, have no class. But then I may be presumptuous in referring to a 14 year old as "sir".

    • Jamie

      She sure can KCACO at my house any day!

      KCACO!

      • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

        smh

  • kal50

    #10 BEST school EVER!!

  • Larry

    #1 we're all screwed!!!

    • Guse

      That was my first thought: that world would be terrifying!

    • linkx

      I don't think that's true, unless they turn to the dark side of the squirrel force…

    • JHL1

      Careful! You could slice a paw off with those things!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

      Wait! this isn't real right?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    #29 Anyone else just try this?

    • guy

      now where's the remote…

    • http://twitter.com/RugerHoyt @RugerHoyt

      Yes, Yes I did. And it didn't work.

      • Trixi

        The first link which comes up should be a google search link. Click on that, and you get the stuff finder answer of behind the couch.

        /nerdism

        • JHL1

          ^True
          Ruger needs to try harder.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

      I was kind of hoping that it would actually show me that 😛

    • Ricardo

      Worked for me if you click the top link

    • MattyDeuce

      I asked it for my roommate's Brazzers password…it didn't help. :S

      • JHL1

        His password is tigbitties

  • BigtotheD

    #10 I want my kids to go to this school.

    • tv_paul

      Then wouldn't your wife be one of the MILFS? Great new idea for an ABC show "MILF Swapping"

  • MylesofStyles

    #21 This would have made life a hell of a lot easier.

    • SKEEBLER

      So TRUE!!!!!

    • ddd

      the clap?

    • Anomanom

      This needs to exist.

    • SUPer4Life

      "Would have"?? ..Are you communicating to us from the afterlife??? Because if you are, ask my grandmother where my fucking Superman No.1 comic book is!!

  • ChestRockwellz

    I want to live in a world where i dont have to work for a living and women werent allowed to wear clothes!

    • ChestRockwellz

      And #32 was at home waiting for me everyday! Love me some Jessica Alba

    • TheSimonizer

      careful at what you wish… for every hot chicks naked you'd see, there would be 5 fat chicks naked too.

      And if woman were naked ALL the time it would become mundane… we wouldn't care after a couple years.

      • tv_paul

        True, and have you ever seen people at nudist camps. It ain't like Skinamax .

        • ChestRockwellz

          That all may be true, but catching a glimpse of a Olivia Munn or an Elisha Cuthbert would make it worth while. Not to mention, in "my world" there would ne NO fatties or crazies!

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            Your world doesn't sound fun, or interesting. 😛

  • captainmalcolm

    #17
    Yes please!

    • tophernator

      Ever have one of those water-cooler moments… where you punch your boss and throw-up on that girl you like?

  • dave

    #32 will do just fine

  • crustybubblechunks

    #16 the beer will help when I start getting the meat sweats

    • john

      This is not a dream! South Africa is awsome. … I'm going to get a braai going right now.

      • commander cool

        can get them in Australia too. frikkin awesome.

  • Larry

    #31 kinda messed up since britney murphy is dead! but the rest of the movie sounds great!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i would have the 3D BluRay of that

    • Si1entStatic

      They brought back Tupac so I think Britney can make a cameo appearance.

      My only grip is the Director Ang Lee. I would expect all the actresses to be talking all dirty (thanks to Howard Stern screenplay) while hopping from tree top to tree top with no sex scenes.

    • tv_paul

      Needs a slightly different title like" SmokinRacks Mounting:The Beaver Trappers. "

    • Huh?

      Isn't Jessica Simpson huge now?

      • Lexie

        Clearly this was made a while ago as one of the people listed are dead

    • Charlo Viana

      I think Jessica Simpson would play a very nice horse…

      • louistulley

        I think she would play a very mean horse

      • Larry

        I'd still gitty up on it. Just say'n

  • SGT_Fati

    #32. Which one of you weirdos put a video cam in my room?!

  • joe g

    #32 im cumimg

    • http://twitter.com/onebigkelevra @onebigkelevra

      Jim Levenstein???

  • http://twitter.com/TheRealGroome @TheRealGroome

    #16 Welcome to South Africa.

    • Ruan

      what i would do for a cold Amstel right now!!!
      6 weeks before i can taste one again for the first time in 2 years!!!

  • twd22285

    #28 seems legit

    • Anonymous

      Meanwhile, at Capsule Corp

  • guy

    #24 I think theChive would be out of a job

    • TheSimonizer

      that's actually a real product btw.

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        No, but 5-hour energy is.

        • TheSimonizer

          ya true, my bad.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Gives You Increased Energy To More Procrastinate More Attentively

  • NelPit

    #14 I'll take a piece of ass.

    • Cin

      And a side of STDs??

    • bob

      Who are the kardashans?

      • NelPit

        Bob – You Lucky Bastard! I wish I didn't know…

        • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

          …by a pack of Wolves.

      • Unjimable

        I think they're a species of alien from Star Trek

  • Guest

    #21 I literally shouted "YES!" at my desk at work

    • Kristen

      Liar.

  • elliott

    #16 is a very real place

  • Jan

    #16 How South Africans roll.. Gees

    • Nutty-ZA

      I'm always amazed at how many South African viewers we actually have on the Chive

      • http://www.facebook.com/Mr.Fouche Frits Fouché

        Well we love the site! Great entertainment! Was also surprised when I saw the Braai packs with beer… Makes want to go out and get it now! lol

  • Shawn

    #13 Like a sir.

    • guy

      Buzzkillington

  • tv_paul

    #3 Nick Furry

    • robsterling

      Does he look like a bitch?

  • tv_paul

    #13 Elementary my dear Watson, the cat did it.

  • Guest

    Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

  • tv_paul

    #23 This woman will do anything for a buck.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

      She's already rich doe.

      • tv_paul

        They both have nice racks.

      • weak punographer

        But she will pay dearly later when the cows come home.

    • Go to Work

      you made way to many comments on the first page… #24

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