A few simple secrets to living a super swell life (22 Photos)

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  • Lucky ducker

    If you are one to get a case of swamp ass or mud butt, try wiping a stick of this dry type roll on on your butt. Helps prevent it and tends to make wiping easier too 😉

    • ass duck

      just make sure you use your spouse's deodorant for this slick move …

      • https://www.facebook.com/arandomperson7 Joe Dinger

        Just buy 2 sticks. Then make sure you label the one for your ass.

        • sandy astroglide

          Too many people already have a stick up their ass.

  • guest


    Only if you want to risk a nasty infection. Water (especially tap water) has micro-organisms that will seriously fuck up your eyes. Look up Acanthamoeba Keratitis if you want to become paranoid about doing anything near water with contacts in.

    • murpes

      How do you shower?

  • btown

    #22 roach clips

  • Macro

    #4 Is bullshit … if you think it'll clear up just like that you're in for a surprise.

    • Hunter_BZ

      It might work if it is made of glass, but if it is made of some type of plastic, the discoloration is not just on the surface so it probably wont work.

    • Motherfuckin' Snake

      Word. My headlights have fogged up so badly over the years. I've pretty much given up on trying to get them to turn clear.

    • Holmespump

      But if you rub the headlight on your wrist afterward, it smells wonderful.

      • Mr. Primal


  • captainmalcolm

    This x100.

  • Jess

    #19 Soak the onions in water before cutting. And make sure to use a sharp chef's knife and not a serrated blade so juices aren't spraying everywhere.

  • Mation

    #16 My Nutella jars aren't like that. They're just plain old plastic jars. 😦

    • Yep

      Same here….You must also be canadian? I still have glasses that mustard came in about 25 yrs ago. They had black and red spades/hearts/clubs/diamonds around them, which have almost all disappeared.

  • bigcityreem

    #4 Doesn't work as well as people might think, but it leaves your headlights smelling minty fresh.

  • Loupie

    Did anybody else read this entire post and hear the "Simple Life Hacks" narrator the whole time?

  • Dude Imbibes

    #12 Not sure if it's my wrist or my spit that stinks

  • meh

    fantastic ways to look cute doing things as a woman/or get your man card revoked

  • ayoitsdk

    Of course. Put your emergency money in the one thing that you constantly lose. #17

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  • Ed Venture


    Nope, the MOV's that make up the surge protector component only last about 5 years or so. If you do this, don't use it for anything more expensive than xmas lights.

  • https://www.facebook.com/mark.bernhard.3 Mark Bernhard

    When cutting onions, keep an (unlit) Ohio Blue Tip match in your teeth (blue part out – don't bite or you'll get a surprise!) under your nose. It'll keep the fumes from burning your eyes. No idea why this works (sulfur, maybe?) but a chef showed me that and it works like a charm!

  • SolidusSnake420

    #21 I'm trying this when I'm stoned.

  • https://www.facebook.com/adam.brewer.127 Adam Brewer

    My wrist smells like poontang now!!!!

  • Applefish

    #4 I guess it also fixes loose bumpers!!!

    • Applefish

      On the other hand, "Pledge" works great to give nice headlights a brilliant shine…

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #12 I want to know how many people try it??

  • JTW

    #18 Use dental floss and a boat load of toothpicks apparently.

  • HotashNerd

    Everyone just tried #12

  • chris

    I just licked my wrist and it now smells like pussy

  • https://www.facebook.com/baladev.bishop Baladev Bishop

    #12 is gross… sh$T got to brush my teeth


    #4 #19 both bullshit. the pic in 4 is of a headlight with wax on it then with the wax off. and 19 it's not from the smell it's from the acid in the onion getting in your eyes.

    • ben

      actually the headlight thing works

  • Ben

    I'm not going to try #6. Rather have toothache than a mouth on fire.

    • SFAlumni

      Get some peppermint abstract, works great and freshens your breath at the same time.

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