A few simple secrets to living a super swell life (22 Photos)

#1
If you are one to get a case of swamp ass or mud butt, try wiping a stick of this dry type roll on on your butt. Helps prevent it and tends to make wiping easier too

#21

Only if you want to risk a nasty infection. Water (especially tap water) has micro-organisms that will seriously fuck up your eyes. Look up Acanthamoeba Keratitis if you want to become paranoid about doing anything near water with contacts in.

#22 roach clips

#4 Is bullshit … if you think it'll clear up just like that you're in for a surprise.

#8
This x100.

#19 Soak the onions in water before cutting. And make sure to use a sharp chef's knife and not a serrated blade so juices aren't spraying everywhere.

#16 My Nutella jars aren't like that. They're just plain old plastic jars.

#4 Doesn't work as well as people might think, but it leaves your headlights smelling minty fresh.

Did anybody else read this entire post and hear the "Simple Life Hacks" narrator the whole time?

#12 Not sure if it's my wrist or my spit that stinks

fantastic ways to look cute doing things as a woman/or get your man card revoked

Of course. Put your emergency money in the one thing that you constantly lose. #17

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#10

Nope, the MOV's that make up the surge protector component only last about 5 years or so. If you do this, don't use it for anything more expensive than xmas lights.

When cutting onions, keep an (unlit) Ohio Blue Tip match in your teeth (blue part out – don't bite or you'll get a surprise!) under your nose. It'll keep the fumes from burning your eyes. No idea why this works (sulfur, maybe?) but a chef showed me that and it works like a charm!

#21 I'm trying this when I'm stoned.

My wrist smells like poontang now!!!!

#4 I guess it also fixes loose bumpers!!!

#12 I want to know how many people try it??

#18 Use dental floss and a boat load of toothpicks apparently.

Everyone just tried #12

I just licked my wrist and it now smells like pussy

#12 is gross… sh$T got to brush my teeth

#4 #19 both bullshit. the pic in 4 is of a headlight with wax on it then with the wax off. and 19 it's not from the smell it's from the acid in the onion getting in your eyes.

I'm not going to try #6. Rather have toothache than a mouth on fire.