Oh those crafty smugglers and their drugs (22 Photos)

  • bored


    • Trying counts

      at least you were accurate

      • bored

        I try…

  • money shot marlon


  • MTG


  • tv_paul

    #16 Mr. P. a mule? Do Woody & Buzz know?

    • Underbaker

      So now we know what "angry eyes" was code for.

    • The Occupant

      Who do you think is the buyer?

    • Hmmm.

      He was the bad guy in Andy's imagination.

  • Lex

    Not Mr. Potato Head! Nooo!

  • tv_paul

    #20 It's Mickey Mauser.

  • Bangerang

    #11 will do a lot more than making your pee smell.

    • http://www.facebook.com/saltytrey Trey Reeves

      This is stupid. You can't bring fresh fruit an vegetables in any way.

      • Bubba

        Yes, of course, all fruit and vegetables consumed in the US are domestic.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #9 ?… washed out at the destination… I would have a big life choice to make if the cocaine i was doing was soaked into a smugglers underwear.

    • dirtysteve99

      Don't worry, usually it's up their asses.

    • JMac

      You wouldn't know! Have you seen the way it is made? I have seen videos online…you would never want to do it after seeing that. It's quite gritty and unnatural! There are worse things than a smuggler's underwear.

  • KCO617

    #16 drug dealer potato head…now that's a new accessory pack Hasbro should look into!

  • poop


  • dirtysteve99

    clever little buggers.

    What are we looking at in the Pringles can?
    Kinda looks like cheese slices, but I don't think they're illegal yet.

    • http://joshweeks.net Mojo

      I think they probably are in New York.

      • :).

        Its HSF from 21 Jump street

    • Lunch_Box

      Giant hits of acid.

    • JMac

      They didn't even bother to curve them…. =(

    • Tjd

      That would be hash or heroin, most likely, but who knows.

    • asddsa

      it's crack, it's made in to this "cookie" form and then broken up in to "rocks"

  • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

    #7 is ridiculous. That has to take weeks to manufacture.

    • dirtysteve99

      stick it in a mould, boom your done! Trust me, they makl their money back.

      • Knowledge

        Actually, that's exactly what a sildenafil citrate tablet looks like (and most coated tablets). They look legit to me, run of the mill viagra.

        • Nick

          Exactly. I don't see anything there that screams "that has to be coke!". IF it is, it was definitely caught by a dog because there's no way in hell someone is going to look at perscription medicine like that and think "these have to be something else."

      • TjGolds

        If it's cocaine they definitely would, but more than likely they're bootleg boner pills.

  • DickFister

    I smuggle booze into work in my belly

    • pinky

      And semen in your butt!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    So how's that prohibition thing working out for you?

  • SolidusSnake420

    Just think, each one of these busts and the court and prison system costs so so so much more than the high street value of these drugs.
    Prohibition doesn't work.

    • truth

      The industry built around illegal drug manufacturing makes more money than the industry that would if the drugs were legalized. From the inflated prices of the drugs, the billion dollar drug manufacturing and smuggling trade, and the weapons trafficking to both fight and support drug cartels…versus the simple tax income off of the sale of the drugs if it was legal. Hell, the tobacco industry would make more money if it was illegal.

      • ThaGnome

        you forgot the prison industry the biggest of them all

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Id like to see the facts for that statement

  • Ispeakchive

    Never get high on your own supply or package and ship your supply while you're high.

  • TeeTer

    Do you like cock?

  • mshaw166

    #20 Oh My God they killed Mickey! You BAstards!

  • Dick

    This pretty much sums up The Chive

  • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

    #11 It your veggies Jimmy…

    • Rick_

      Did you put so much emphasis on spelling the right "your" that you messed up "eat"?

  • nomnom


    nothing goes with chocolate quite like cocaine.

    • Jammers

      apart from milk

  • C. Whitty

    Well that explains why my coke smells like ass.

    • B!!!

      Waffles, they go great with cocaine.

  • clownfartposse


    When the hell did Frankenberry cereal become a drug? I need to get out more.

  • bigcityreem

    Hiding it in candy probably seemed like a great idea…until they got caught.

  • http://tapiture.com/user/moeshere/ moeshere foxdale

    #22 Now thats pretty sweet….LOL

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