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August 17, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Interesting
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Interesting
at least you were accurate
#16 Mr. P. a mule? Do Woody & Buzz know?
So now we know what "angry eyes" was code for.
Who do you think is the buyer?
He was the bad guy in Andy's imagination.
Not Mr. Potato Head! Nooo!
#20 It's Mickey Mauser.
This one was a case of an angry ex-wife. The guy was traveling with his son, and they found the disassembled pistol sewn in to the boy's stuffed animals.
#11 will do a lot more than making your pee smell.
This is stupid. You can't bring fresh fruit an vegetables in any way.
Yes, of course, all fruit and vegetables consumed in the US are domestic.
#9 ?… washed out at the destination… I would have a big life choice to make if the cocaine i was doing was soaked into a smugglers underwear.
Don't worry, usually it's up their asses.
You wouldn't know! Have you seen the way it is made? I have seen videos online…you would never want to do it after seeing that. It's quite gritty and unnatural! There are worse things than a smuggler's underwear.
#16 drug dealer potato head…now that's a new accessory pack Hasbro should look into!
clever little buggers.
What are we looking at in the Pringles can?
Kinda looks like cheese slices, but I don't think they're illegal yet.
I think they probably are in New York.
Its HSF from 21 Jump street
Giant hits of acid.
They didn't even bother to curve them…. =(
That would be hash or heroin, most likely, but who knows.
it's crack, it's made in to this "cookie" form and then broken up in to "rocks"
#7 is ridiculous. That has to take weeks to manufacture.
stick it in a mould, boom your done! Trust me, they makl their money back.
Actually, that's exactly what a sildenafil citrate tablet looks like (and most coated tablets). They look legit to me, run of the mill viagra.
Exactly. I don't see anything there that screams "that has to be coke!". IF it is, it was definitely caught by a dog because there's no way in hell someone is going to look at perscription medicine like that and think "these have to be something else."
If it's cocaine they definitely would, but more than likely they're bootleg boner pills.
I smuggle booze into work in my belly
And semen in your butt!
So how's that prohibition thing working out for you?
Just think, each one of these busts and the court and prison system costs so so so much more than the high street value of these drugs.
Prohibition doesn't work.
The industry built around illegal drug manufacturing makes more money than the industry that would if the drugs were legalized. From the inflated prices of the drugs, the billion dollar drug manufacturing and smuggling trade, and the weapons trafficking to both fight and support drug cartels…versus the simple tax income off of the sale of the drugs if it was legal. Hell, the tobacco industry would make more money if it was illegal.
you forgot the prison industry the biggest of them all
Id like to see the facts for that statement
Never get high on your own supply or package and ship your supply while you're high.
Do you like cock?
#20 Oh My God they killed Mickey! You BAstards!
This pretty much sums up The Chive
#11 It your veggies Jimmy…
Did you put so much emphasis on spelling the right "your" that you messed up "eat"?
nothing goes with chocolate quite like cocaine.
apart from milk
Well that explains why my coke smells like ass.
Waffles, they go great with cocaine.
When the hell did Frankenberry cereal become a drug? I need to get out more.
Hiding it in candy probably seemed like a great idea…until they got caught.
#22 Now thats pretty sweet….LOL
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