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Admit it, you know all of this to be true (22 Photos)

August 20, 2012 | In: Funny, Interesting

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momo

firsttt

Jared

to show how stupid you are.

anony

you really showed him jared…

Kristen

You misspelled your name, annoy.

dagg nabbit

fuck your mother

SuperiorTo8

#11 Best point out of all of them

http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

Someday he'll learn that Naps are amazing
Pokepoke

I miss naptime, that shit was the best when I grew up. Wish we had those at work still. I mean like planned naptimes that bossman knows about

AnyoneForCoffee

Move to Spain.

bolweevil

It's true. I wasn't born racist. I had no problem with white people until they started singling me out starting in grade school for not being white. So I tried hard as hell to prove I was a real American and made fun of other people who looked like me, you know, the fucking foreigners! Then I found out what racism is and that seriously pissed the hell out of me for life.

Hey, you…

…back of the bus.
What's the point

So…you're racist?

dagg racist

wait till they try to watch a movie at a theater with Mondays
Ugh

As whitie you feel compeled to say that don't you?

And …

That's a typo ….. He meant Nips…

davo

people really need to get over the subject of racism. who cares what race anyone is.

F16Chiver

I completely underestimated how much milk was left in the carton when I went to go kill it just now.
Squelch

#18.. You son of a bitch!!

dan

it got me…..again
Tim

Rick Roll… Level… Inception…

2Dogs

rick roll level…Keyser Sozye

wait

we've only rick rolled 21% of the world? this is madness!
notshoowa

someone please explain this…

Big Poppa

get a piece of paper write down the opposites of those words and sing them to your nearest friend

http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

Don't actually do this. You will be punched by said nearest friend.

bob

1 question, when was this EVER funny?
or clever?
or entertaining?

isnt it time to let it die already

HUH?

see, you tell a joke once and its funny, the next 999 times you tell it its old and lame. but then, after about 1000 it gets so old and lame you have to laugh, but you arent laughing at the joke, you are laughing at how old and lame the joke is.

B Dub

Ugggg! #2 gets me all the time!
My coworker knew it was Chive time when she heard me laughing. #13 got me. GAWD I need a life. …….. and on to the next post 😏
LaurenGoMeow

#18 that's cute

Peanut3603

So are you… actually you're pretty hot.

LaurenGoMeow

Tee, hee…thank you, peanut. Would you like to put your penis deep within my velvet reccess?

Hunter_BZ

I think Peanut fainted.

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

HA

Jawbone

Because the man posing as a woman spelled it "reccess"?

bacon cheese fries

#8 It is now!

AssHaterson

This came from Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Gus

#22 Its either no ice or all of the ice

jim

yes that was the joke, thanks for pointing that out

Tom

Leave Gus alone. I didn't get it until he commented.

http://lavillaksenleve.no Happy Salmon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I see what you did there!
Trav1121

#7 Exactly! Except for the jewelry and dancing part. That is just kinda weird…

Ali

It's talking about wedding rings and your first dance

Shit Shit Shit

Really? I had no fucking idea. Are you sure it's not talking about you being a fucking moron?

https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

If you have to explain the joke then….oh nevermind. Bring me ALL THE BOOBS!

Trav1121

#12 Haha Yep. On a related note, the wife and I are expecting! Twins! Say yay for us dumb folks!

Definitely

Unlucky, man…just playin lol congratulations!
Maury Povich

Trav, you are NOT the father.
Underbaker

Congrats from one dumb guy to another. <img src="http://hc.xikar.com/images/cigar-angle2.png" width="200">

davo

you should have got a dog. You only ruin your carpet, not your life!

Tiber_Septim

#11 is freakin awesome

2Dogs

is Bill Hicks

Underbaker

His kids are still slow learners though, mine hated veggies and being told "no" by age 2.

billhicksforever

# 11 You know what else isn't born but taught? Stealing jokes. #billhicksshouldvebeentheonetolive
Pants

#19 The truth, it burns!

FloppyRocks

I hate to tell you kid, but this is far from the truth…
James

Let me correct it for you.

Poor until you get rich.
Single until you get married.
Atheist until you want an invisible magic father figure to fix the stuff you screwed up.

partysauce

Since I've never been on a falling plane, I'll give the picture the benefit of the doubt. I'd like to believe that it's wrong, but it's hard to say.

The Oldar

All wrong. And there are in fact plenty of atheists in foxholes.

https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

Everyone in a foxhole is an atheist.

thedude325

Every athiest is in a foxhole.

HydrogenBond

Fundamentalist until you get educated
Conservative until you get a heart
Sexist until you have a daughter

DaddyD

#21 is an awesome strip. Cyanide and Happiness.
Canadastani

#16
"Large Black Coffee"
No added douchiness.

Civil

And they'll repeat is back as a "Venti Pike", which you will agree with, resulting in implied douchiness.
Emucratic

Until you add "Like my wo/men."

davo

walking into a Starbucks gives you enough douche points

Meertnnn

#20 This is very confrontational…
science rules

# 19
Ever recoverd from a stall by praying? No, thought so. +1 for Atheism/science

dusty0601

Science is not the same as Atheism. Ask Einstein.
Tom

How do you know he didn't say "Oh, please God, no!" or "Help me, Jeebus!" before recovering? Hmmmm?

sexyzombiegirl

No…CHIVE..No-ho-ho…please…don't make me read! :'(
drbman

#21 love the briefs in the last segment!
supersport

#2 Same for texting
#18 I hope this isn't true.

Beeker

If that's what you think about 18, then you are one of the 79%

Spelling Police

#11 Not necessarily true. In my case racism was learned.

Spelling Police

-through experience, that is.
unfortunate but true

Agreed! Southern blacks are the most racist people you'll ever meet! I moved to South Carolina a few years ago and it's amazing how ignorantly ghetto and racist they are towards everybody! Yet they are the first one's to cry racism and expect to be treated special and better than everyone else!?

Doubt me? come visit anywhere in the south east US and see for yourself.

amrith777

Funny how that happens,isn't it?
dagg racist

thats why I say: fuckem

Aristotle

Y'all are some ignorant, racist motherfuckers.

http://www.facebook.com/TopferLC Will Claire Pothier

OMG I just got rick rolled #18
Master_Rahl

#20 Somehow, my boss probably wouldn't find as much logic in this as I do. Apparently, the boss is wrong.
http://twitter.com/Meggerz6971 @Meggerz6971

#11 is funny everytime.

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