Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • The Village Idiot

    First!

    • kjhdks.js

      suck dick fag

      • The Village Fag

        'scuse me…that's my job.

        • gcnfggh

          eat pussy bitch

    • dagg nabbit

      get my meckos out your mouth, son

  • craig

    #8 teamwork at its finest!

    • hjb

      better hope he doesn't drip..

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #34 the last taste of summer. Starting school in like seven hours. Fuck you college. wish me luck…….

    • Tiber_Septim

      you'll have fun, you know you will

    • mike

      start me senior year of college….way too depressing

      • mike

        my*

        • hpph00

          Starting my*

    • savagecabbage

      damn son that's early. I jst finished this year and wish i was goin back.

    • Kristen

      Don't worry, you'll flunk out in no time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/trcunning Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #8 Man, that poor little kid's gonna get all the diseases. D:

    • Hugh

      Brothers, everybody needs 'em. Next stop will be the sink.

  • bwaggger

    #25 What did you do with HAN!

    • Troll Wiki

      Looks like Paula

      • Joe

        If I was chris brown I'd have beaten that too….

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Man, that chick is Bantha Fodder…

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        Isn't that the moose-knuckle lady?

    • basic

      Nailed it… The resemblance is uncanny.

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        More like the chick who ate Rhianna

  • Tiber_Septim

    #11 just too freaky for me #16 is pretty cool

    • Larson

      watch the shadow closely 😦

      • Tiber_Septim

        Bummer! had to look at it real close but it doesn't match

    • partysauce

      Maybe if we saw #11 from a different angle

      • Fendermallot

        Yggdrasil?

    • Kristen

      Pussy.

    • Deep Dish

      For a second I thought that was the tree from Carnivalé.

    • Tomas

      #11 Her roots are showing. B)

  • travis

    #18 hot wheels for the win! that was my favorite track as a kid

    • ray pallari

      I love my plastic race car thingee so much I must hold it while I sleep. This dude is doing it RIGHT!

      • Hugh

        The only sure way to prevent "plastic race car thingee thieves" from stealing it in the night. You know how tricky they can be.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Holy shit! Is that Criss Cross Crash?!

      • thedude325

        Fuck yes it is!

    • jimboy87

      You could create the best crashes with the extra connector pieces in the cross ways. I could get my cars to fly a few feet off the track! This thing was amazing.

  • Trav1121

    #23 I hope they killed every one of those Hogwart's punks! Lightsabers > wands.

  • Jackie Treehorn

    #27 we're going to get Married on top of a mountain. There will be flute playing, and you won't be invited!

  • Lower

    #23
    Nothing to see here folks, just some stormtroopers and Darth kicking gym balls at Hogwarts.

  • Me.

    #13 "I've made a terrible mistake."

  • Jerry

    I could watch #32 all day.

    • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

      I love the way he's going back at it after the fall! XD

      • tkc

        Gotta love dogs. Epic wipe out… not a problem.

    • Chris

      definitely…

      • HonoluluChiver

        Fuck yeah! Fucking Thoroughbred. Like a boss.

    • Frank

      That's going to cost him a couple tenths of a point for not sticking the landing.

    • biggles

      Betcha he took on that ball alot slower after that.

      You win again…ball.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Smeggstar Daniel 'Smegg' Smales

        anyone got a video link for the clip. soo funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/trcunning Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #29 What are "life sens"?

    • Ander

      Not sure why ur being thumb downed. I was gonna ask "What's politic?"

    • R.A.Dickey

      I agree,why the thumbs down for this?. I dont understand this post?

    • https://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

      guy who made this was drunk lol

      • PoooBaaah

        More likely they're a non-English-as-a-primary-language type of Chiver

  • 6655321

    #24 That's why rally is so awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.davidson.7 Stephen Davidson

    #25 seems legit

  • whiskaleafa

    #35 absolutely amazing.. you found my twin lolol

    • GnarShredder

      This guy is fuckin awesome. All his pics make me laugh

      • Me.

        Frogman!

  • 2Dogs

    #25
    Triceratractor? Awesome!

    • 2Dogs

      #33 DOH!

    • gron

      works both ways really.

  • Magnus

    #9 is priceless!

  • minz

    #29 true story, bro. Also the chive, when sober and drunk.

  • Lisa

    #14 just stopped me cold for a little bit. Chive on sir and baby…chive on.

    • DBig

      Lisa, I did the same.

    • Penis Wrinkle

      Rimmer, Lisa?

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        Somehow I can't help but think, you know it's probably not very safe to run with a baby..

  • _DoC_

    #11 #25
    Girl is used to being viewed upside down.

    25 – more like Rihanna and Jabba the Hut love child look alike.

  • B Dub

    Well, #2 may not make my breakfast plate, but certainly will be tried tomorrow! My daughter loves baking and already made the Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies as shown on theChive, so we'll give these a shot for sure!

    • MichaelK

      post pics of your daughter or GTFO

  • SuperiorTo8

    #9 "I find your lack of groove disturbing."

  • Larson

    #16 Sorry to say. It's cool and all, but the shadow dissapears for a sec before it goes in.

  • Chester

    I love big gigantic sloppy heavily-nippled breasts.

    Cantaloupe in a tube sock.

    • Cisse

      You cant elope you melon head!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I think you just made boobs unsexy for at least the next hour or two…

    • Big Nipple Girls

      Do you prefer pink suckies, or brown chewies?

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