Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#5 needs to have a slide in it.

#25 Isn't that the moose-knuckle lady?

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#33
Your argument is invalid.

BEST DMA ever. #3 looks like awesome fun

#25 Maybe even she was punched by Chris Brown …

#21

#2 Awesome. #7 Work Walmart overnight and you see this regularly from both employees and customers.

#21 What is going on here?

#11 My first thought was of Carnivale!

#29 what are life sens?

#32 CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

How life will be if Obama is reelected. #8

#20 Monkeys are not people, this comparison just is sick.

This is very poor taste chive.

#35 damnit that guy is awesome!

I sure hope #11 is not a permanent tat, though I do wish the girl would turn around …

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#11 Find her. I'm in love.

I lost my shit in my office over #30 #32 & #35

Sorry, #29

#12 Way cool…And Very,Very Sexy…

#25 I love Rihanna's tweets. She just does not give a fuck.

#25 i can see it

#4 xkcd
#12 and #33 are incredible. Go creative people!

Take my money!! #31