It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos)

  • Scott

    #15 Whoever made this knows that if the fish gets past the bear, it gets fish sex, right? I'm not trying to argue the point, but it seems like a poor choice of photo to illustrate it with.

    • anon

      But then dies soon after mating.

  • Titto


  • Jason


    • Ahrash


  • stash

    #1 The great thing about this stuff is you can play 36 holes on it then get stoned to the buh-jeezus on it

    • Ted

      I hate it when people fuck up lines from movies.

      • JHL1

        Shut up Mig.

  • Jazbo

    Ah dammit. Not first. Might as well slap the wife and send her back to the kitchen.

  • John

    #29 What room?

    • Bucky

      that's Ashlee Adams

      • Needlegun13

        You sir, just made my day!

    • Bluebottle

      Pretty sure that is Sephiroth and Pyramid Head tattooed on her arm there….

      • A BiPolar Guy

        There are a cat and ghost face in the laundry on the left. Creepy, ones.

    • videologic

      as soon as I saw that pic, i knew that someone would make this predictable comment. Also, doesnt the joke rely on assuming everyone will think "what room?".

  • Ralph

    I do not understand the compulsion of the shit for brains who attempt to be first. Essentially they're trying to get attention from a bunch of dudes (predominately).

    • Craigery

      I don't understand why it bothers you so much. KCCO, right?

    • Woody

      Didn't make first again, huh Ralphie Boy?….

  • BigtotheD

    #20 The only scene in this movie worth watching.

    • @MathijsBaert

      what movie is that from ?

      • John


      • Blank Name


      • Ward


        • Guse

          So, wait, which movie is it from?

          • PatchesEatsBalls

            The Transporter 2.

            • Eric

              Does Jason Statham play in that movie?

              • sternsucks

                he plays Jason Statham. in every movie.

          • thedude325

            Harry Potter.

    • Mike D

      Crank is awesome

      • Dave

        Yeah, but the movie really sucked.

        • thedude325

          Haha that made my day, thanks for that.

          • Kristen

            Haha…doesn't take much. Your life must suck.

            • notferme

              …says the twat…

              • Damien Loki

                More like "says the wrist"

                • A BiPolar Guy

                  My life sucks, but i'm used to it. If only my wife did. I could get used to that.

            • Wymann G. Prickmore

              Watch out, Paula. You've got competition.

  • tralfaz

    #25 Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!

  • Fletch

    #20 The real O face

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Need's to be a .gif

    • billy

      Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.

      • Kristen

        So, you've never seen a woman's soul.

  • Matt Orosz

    Gottlieb Sigismund Kirchhof, a Russian invented corn syrup.

    • Flox

      Actually he was German, but he worked and died in Russia. I never thought that class trip would ever pay off. But oh wow now it totally does….

      • Obama

        He didn't invent that.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Of course he did, but a r & o agree, he had the benefit of his environment, from teachers to roads

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Canadian maple syrup FTW.

  • jimctu

    #5 is more like soviet russia<img src="; width="1" height="1"/><img src="; width="1" height="1" alt="Map" style="border: 0px;" /><img src=";;;width="1" height="1" border="0">

    • Pants Pudding

      Soviet Russia, our 51st state

      • Johnson

        Isn't the Sahara in Africa?

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Doesn't matter has sandy expanses.

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  • J.D


    Bane = Like a boss

  • dirtysteve99

    #17 Mirage, I mean seriously, changing into a formula 1 car seems cool, but it's a real shitty disguise.

  • Bucky

    #29 belongs to Ashlee Adams

    • Danno Maurer

      If you noticed the room then I have bad news for ya

  • BonerBoi

    #20 I love that scene (Crank). Amy smart's so naughty and hot getting pounded in front of a schoolbus full of asian schoolgirls 🙂

  • tv_paul

    #9 Finally an adult version of a Happy Meal.

    • Craigery

      Until you discover the toy inside: surprise, it's a penis!

  • ShawnK1704

    #20 hahaha Jason Stathom gets it done

    • John


      • ShawnK1704

        thank you sir

        • John

          Fuck off.

          • ShawnK1704

            well arent you a clever boy

  • Tiber_Septim

    #21 See pigs do fly #4 He got a seal in the process score = 10

  • stabbyjake

    #15 – That fish isn't "going forward". That fish is about to get legitimately raped…

    • DaBigMachine

      I suspect some people aren't aware that this is a political poster.

    • DaddyD

      If progressives and conservatives are going in opposite directions, it's possible that they are both fucked in this picture.

      • Rick

        I____ Doesn't know the difference between political ideologies and political parties…

    • Wally

      Seriously Chive I don't come here for politics.

    • Edward Hopkins

      The moral seems to be, "Don't be a progressive (fish), be a conservative (mama grizzly)." Another reading could be this: A progressive is someone who works for the future (the fish is going upstream to spawn and ensure the continuation of the species) while a conservative is a opportunist, believing in might makes right, who will block progress to enrich himself. Then the moral is, "You have to do what's right, even if you run the risk of encountering vicious opposition." Very motivational.

      • thedude325

        I think it's just saying that moving foreward is not always good. Progressives always talk about moving foreward, but never talk about what they are moving foreward to. Basically, this picture says moving foreward is bad if you don't know where the fuck you're going.

        • @ThePashaB

          I don't know what other progressives are doing, but personally, I move forward.

        • perdurabo0

          Away from our primitive past?

      • Idius

        You know what a person believes himself or herself to be by what he or she bashes…
        A liberal believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a conservative is therefore not.
        A conservative believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a liberal is therefore not.

        The Progressive party (therefore the only ones that fit the Progressive label; just like Republicans are members of the Republican party, and Democrats are members of the Democratic party) was founded in 1912. It was the party that Theodore Roosevelt ran against William Howard Taft (Republican party) and Woodrow Wilson (Democratic party).

        That my friends is a brief summation of the term "Progressive" in the political realm which everyone assumed it meant by bringing up "conservative" as its opposite.

        Here is a quick lesson in ideology
        2. Liberal
        3. Libertarian
        4.Populist (A bit of an oversimplification here. This is the internet everything is oversimplified, but
        I'm trying my best)

        This poster is probably referring to the "Progressive" social movement. This was when work hours were terrible and the pay was worse. This is when Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle. This was a time when people worked their asses off for damn near literally shit pay.

        There are no Progressives today. Everyone is whining. We don't want this it's offensive. We want this to be "fair". I'm not trying to be smug nor brag like a dick. I'm just sad. I'm sad that we are so fractured and pushed further into ignorance. I personally am for "gay marriage". The Church's sacraments are separate from the State's legal contracts. However, we run into even murkier water using this logic. Should consensual polygamist marriages be able to have a similar contract?

        I am beginning to rant, so it is time to end this comment. I hope at least one person found this as food for thought… KCCO…

      • Obviously

        I think it is saying that grizzly bears find salmon delicious

    • Rex Hondo

      Isn't that a salmon swimming upstream, and therefore "going backwards" anyway?

  • captainmalcolm

    #1 Oh BFM, stay classy.

  • Rich

    #29 you have some great boobs

    • @McBeastie666

      and some horrible tattoos.

    • Notme


  • Master_Rahl

    #3 Seriously, goddam chickens!! In a game where you have to fight all kinds of baddies, why are there maniacal mutant chickens that can not be destroyed?

  • @CeeLovis

    #11 that dog still pisses me off!

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