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August 20, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational, Random
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#15 Whoever made this knows that if the fish gets past the bear, it gets fish sex, right? I'm not trying to argue the point, but it seems like a poor choice of photo to illustrate it with.
But then dies soon after mating.
#1 The great thing about this stuff is you can play 36 holes on it then get stoned to the buh-jeezus on it
I hate it when people fuck up lines from movies.
Shut up Mig.
Ah dammit. Not first. Might as well slap the wife and send her back to the kitchen.
#29 What room?
that's Ashlee Adams
You sir, just made my day!
Pretty sure that is Sephiroth and Pyramid Head tattooed on her arm there….
There are a cat and ghost face in the laundry on the left. Creepy, ones.
as soon as I saw that pic, i knew that someone would make this predictable comment. Also, doesnt the joke rely on assuming everyone will think "what room?".
I do not understand the compulsion of the shit for brains who attempt to be first. Essentially they're trying to get attention from a bunch of dudes (predominately).
I don't understand why it bothers you so much. KCCO, right?
Didn't make first again, huh Ralphie Boy?….
#20 The only scene in this movie worth watching.
what movie is that from ?
So, wait, which movie is it from?
The Transporter 2.
Does Jason Statham play in that movie?
he plays Jason Statham. in every movie.
Crank is awesome
Yeah, but the movie really sucked.
Haha that made my day, thanks for that.
Haha…doesn't take much. Your life must suck.
…says the twat…
More like "says the wrist"
My life sucks, but i'm used to it. If only my wife did. I could get used to that.
Watch out, Paula. You've got competition.
#25 Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!
#20 The real O face
Need's to be a .gif
Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.
So, you've never seen a woman's soul.
Gottlieb Sigismund Kirchhof, a Russian invented corn syrup.
Actually he was German, but he worked and died in Russia. I never thought that class trip would ever pay off. But oh wow now it totally does….
He didn't invent that.
Of course he did, but a r & o agree, he had the benefit of his environment, from teachers to roads
Canadian maple syrup FTW.
#5 is more like soviet russia<img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/ff0000/50/0/9do6egcg8eu.png" width="1" height="1"/><img src="http://s05.flagcounter.com/mini/1Jx/bg_FFFFFF/txt_000000/border_CCCCCC/flags_1" width="1" height="1" alt="Map" style="border: 0px;" /><img src="http://s08.flagcounter.com/mini/hnp/bg_FFFFFF/txt_000000/border_CCCCCC/flags_1";;width="1" height="1" border="0">
Soviet Russia, our 51st state
Isn't the Sahara in Africa?
Doesn't matter has sandy expanses.
[...] Continue Reading: It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos) [...]
Bane = Like a boss
#17 Mirage, I mean seriously, changing into a formula 1 car seems cool, but it's a real shitty disguise.
#29 belongs to Ashlee Adams
If you noticed the room then I have bad news for ya
#20 I love that scene (Crank). Amy smart's so naughty and hot getting pounded in front of a schoolbus full of asian schoolgirls
#9 Finally an adult version of a Happy Meal.
Until you discover the toy inside: surprise, it's a penis!
#20 hahaha Jason Stathom gets it done
thank you sir
well arent you a clever boy
#21 See pigs do fly #4 He got a seal in the process score = 10
#15 – That fish isn't "going forward". That fish is about to get legitimately raped…
I suspect some people aren't aware that this is a political poster.
If progressives and conservatives are going in opposite directions, it's possible that they are both fucked in this picture.
I____ Doesn't know the difference between political ideologies and political parties…
Seriously Chive I don't come here for politics.
The moral seems to be, "Don't be a progressive (fish), be a conservative (mama grizzly)." Another reading could be this: A progressive is someone who works for the future (the fish is going upstream to spawn and ensure the continuation of the species) while a conservative is a opportunist, believing in might makes right, who will block progress to enrich himself. Then the moral is, "You have to do what's right, even if you run the risk of encountering vicious opposition." Very motivational.
I think it's just saying that moving foreward is not always good. Progressives always talk about moving foreward, but never talk about what they are moving foreward to. Basically, this picture says moving foreward is bad if you don't know where the fuck you're going.
I don't know what other progressives are doing, but personally, I move forward.
Away from our primitive past?
You know what a person believes himself or herself to be by what he or she bashes…
A liberal believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a conservative is therefore not.
A conservative believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a liberal is therefore not.
The Progressive party (therefore the only ones that fit the Progressive label; just like Republicans are members of the Republican party, and Democrats are members of the Democratic party) was founded in 1912. It was the party that Theodore Roosevelt ran against William Howard Taft (Republican party) and Woodrow Wilson (Democratic party).
That my friends is a brief summation of the term "Progressive" in the political realm which everyone assumed it meant by bringing up "conservative" as its opposite.
Here is a quick lesson in ideology
4.Populist (A bit of an oversimplification here. This is the internet everything is oversimplified, but
I'm trying my best)
This poster is probably referring to the "Progressive" social movement. This was when work hours were terrible and the pay was worse. This is when Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle. This was a time when people worked their asses off for damn near literally shit pay.
There are no Progressives today. Everyone is whining. We don't want this it's offensive. We want this to be "fair". I'm not trying to be smug nor brag like a dick. I'm just sad. I'm sad that we are so fractured and pushed further into ignorance. I personally am for "gay marriage". The Church's sacraments are separate from the State's legal contracts. However, we run into even murkier water using this logic. Should consensual polygamist marriages be able to have a similar contract?
I am beginning to rant, so it is time to end this comment. I hope at least one person found this as food for thought… KCCO…
I think it is saying that grizzly bears find salmon delicious
Isn't that a salmon swimming upstream, and therefore "going backwards" anyway?
#1 Oh BFM, stay classy.
#29 you have some great boobs
and some horrible tattoos.
#3 Seriously, goddam chickens!! In a game where you have to fight all kinds of baddies, why are there maniacal mutant chickens that can not be destroyed?
#11 that dog still pisses me off!
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