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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos)

August 20, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational, Random

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Scott

#15 Whoever made this knows that if the fish gets past the bear, it gets fish sex, right? I'm not trying to argue the point, but it seems like a poor choice of photo to illustrate it with.

anon

But then dies soon after mating.

Titto

First?
Jason

First?

Ahrash

no

stash

#1 The great thing about this stuff is you can play 36 holes on it then get stoned to the buh-jeezus on it

Ted

I hate it when people fuck up lines from movies.

JHL1

Shut up Mig.

Jazbo

Ah dammit. Not first. Might as well slap the wife and send her back to the kitchen.
John

#29 What room?

Bucky

that's Ashlee Adams

Needlegun13

You sir, just made my day!

Bluebottle

Pretty sure that is Sephiroth and Pyramid Head tattooed on her arm there….

A BiPolar Guy

There are a cat and ghost face in the laundry on the left. Creepy, ones.

videologic

as soon as I saw that pic, i knew that someone would make this predictable comment. Also, doesnt the joke rely on assuming everyone will think "what room?".

Ralph

I do not understand the compulsion of the shit for brains who attempt to be first. Essentially they're trying to get attention from a bunch of dudes (predominately).

Craigery

I don't understand why it bothers you so much. KCCO, right?
Woody

Didn't make first again, huh Ralphie Boy?….

BigtotheD

#20 The only scene in this movie worth watching.

http://twitter.com/MathijsBaert @MathijsBaert

what movie is that from ?

John

Crank
Blank Name

Crank
Ward

Crank

Guse

So, wait, which movie is it from?

PatchesEatsBalls

The Transporter 2.

Eric

Does Jason Statham play in that movie?

sternsucks

he plays Jason Statham. in every movie.

thedude325

Harry Potter.

Mike D

Crank is awesome

Dave

Yeah, but the movie really sucked.

thedude325

Haha that made my day, thanks for that.

Kristen

Haha…doesn't take much. Your life must suck.

notferme

…says the twat…

Damien Loki

More like "says the wrist"

A BiPolar Guy

My life sucks, but i'm used to it. If only my wife did. I could get used to that.

http://twitter.com/ortegaralph Wymann G. Prickmore

Watch out, Paula. You've got competition.

tralfaz

#25 Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!
Fletch

#20 The real O face

Gonasiphaherpalitis

Need's to be a .gif
billy

Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.

Kristen

So, you've never seen a woman's soul.

http://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

#22
Gottlieb Sigismund Kirchhof, a Russian invented corn syrup.
Schooled!

Flox

Actually he was German, but he worked and died in Russia. I never thought that class trip would ever pay off. But oh wow now it totally does….

Obama

He didn't invent that.

A BiPolar Guy

Of course he did, but a r & o agree, he had the benefit of his environment, from teachers to roads

Gonasiphaherpalitis

Canadian maple syrup FTW.

jimctu

#5 is more like soviet russia<img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/ff0000/50/0/9do6egcg8eu.png" width="1" height="1"/><img src="http://s05.flagcounter.com/mini/1Jx/bg_FFFFFF/txt_000000/border_CCCCCC/flags_1" width="1" height="1" alt="Map" style="border: 0px;" /><img src="http://s08.flagcounter.com/mini/hnp/bg_FFFFFF/txt_000000/border_CCCCCC/flags_1";;width="1" height="1" border="0">

Pants Pudding

Soviet Russia, our 51st state

Johnson

Isn't the Sahara in Africa?

A BiPolar Guy

Doesn't matter has sandy expanses.

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J.D

#16

Bane = Like a boss
dirtysteve99

#17 Mirage, I mean seriously, changing into a formula 1 car seems cool, but it's a real shitty disguise.
Bucky

#29 belongs to Ashlee Adams

https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

If you noticed the room then I have bad news for ya

BonerBoi

#20 I love that scene (Crank). Amy smart's so naughty and hot getting pounded in front of a schoolbus full of asian schoolgirls
tv_paul

#9 Finally an adult version of a Happy Meal.

Craigery

Until you discover the toy inside: surprise, it's a penis!

ShawnK1704

#20 hahaha Jason Stathom gets it done

John

Statham*

ShawnK1704

thank you sir

John

Fuck off.

ShawnK1704

well arent you a clever boy

Tiber_Septim

#21 See pigs do fly #4 He got a seal in the process score = 10
stabbyjake

#15 – That fish isn't "going forward". That fish is about to get legitimately raped…

DaBigMachine

I suspect some people aren't aware that this is a political poster.
DaddyD

If progressives and conservatives are going in opposite directions, it's possible that they are both fucked in this picture.

Rick

^
I____ Doesn't know the difference between political ideologies and political parties…

Wally

Seriously Chive I don't come here for politics.
https://www.facebook.com/EdHopkins1 Edward Hopkins

The moral seems to be, "Don't be a progressive (fish), be a conservative (mama grizzly)." Another reading could be this: A progressive is someone who works for the future (the fish is going upstream to spawn and ensure the continuation of the species) while a conservative is a opportunist, believing in might makes right, who will block progress to enrich himself. Then the moral is, "You have to do what's right, even if you run the risk of encountering vicious opposition." Very motivational.

thedude325

I think it's just saying that moving foreward is not always good. Progressives always talk about moving foreward, but never talk about what they are moving foreward to. Basically, this picture says moving foreward is bad if you don't know where the fuck you're going.

http://twitter.com/ThePashaB @ThePashaB

I don't know what other progressives are doing, but personally, I move forward.
perdurabo0

Away from our primitive past?

Idius

You know what a person believes himself or herself to be by what he or she bashes…
A liberal believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a conservative is therefore not.
A conservative believes he or she is a "Progressive" and a liberal is therefore not.

The Progressive party (therefore the only ones that fit the Progressive label; just like Republicans are members of the Republican party, and Democrats are members of the Democratic party) was founded in 1912. It was the party that Theodore Roosevelt ran against William Howard Taft (Republican party) and Woodrow Wilson (Democratic party).

That my friends is a brief summation of the term "Progressive" in the political realm which everyone assumed it meant by bringing up "conservative" as its opposite.

Here is a quick lesson in ideology
1.Conservative
2. Liberal
3. Libertarian
4.Populist (A bit of an oversimplification here. This is the internet everything is oversimplified, but
I'm trying my best)

This poster is probably referring to the "Progressive" social movement. This was when work hours were terrible and the pay was worse. This is when Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle. This was a time when people worked their asses off for damn near literally shit pay.

There are no Progressives today. Everyone is whining. We don't want this it's offensive. We want this to be "fair". I'm not trying to be smug nor brag like a dick. I'm just sad. I'm sad that we are so fractured and pushed further into ignorance. I personally am for "gay marriage". The Church's sacraments are separate from the State's legal contracts. However, we run into even murkier water using this logic. Should consensual polygamist marriages be able to have a similar contract?

I am beginning to rant, so it is time to end this comment. I hope at least one person found this as food for thought… KCCO…
Obviously

I think it is saying that grizzly bears find salmon delicious

http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

Isn't that a salmon swimming upstream, and therefore "going backwards" anyway?

captainmalcolm

#1 Oh BFM, stay classy.
Rich

#29 you have some great boobs

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

and some horrible tattoos.
Notme

Sloppy

Master_Rahl

#3 Seriously, goddam chickens!! In a game where you have to fight all kinds of baddies, why are there maniacal mutant chickens that can not be destroyed?
http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

#11 that dog still pisses me off!

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