Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (34 Photos)

  • Jason

    Your moms first!!!!

    • @FueledByOptimus

      Your mom's* first

      If you're gonna be a douche at least use proper grammar

      • Uppidy Whitey

        going to*

    • Sam Malone

      Damn it Dad, your drunk again,get off the chive

  • KCO617

    #15 is what happened after I looked at Mind the Gap today.

    • Smashy

      Don't worry no one could notice.

  • jimctu

    #5 unlucky brian :P<img src=";;;width="1" height="1" border="0"><img src="; width="1" height="1"/><img src="; width="1" height="1"/>

    • Underbaker

      He could have one the day after he died.

  • Angela Nelson

    #5 isn't ironic

    • Forest

      The only thing ironic about it is that the song is called 'Ironic' and it was written by a girl who has no idea what irony is.

      • Ned Flanders

        Maybe, or perhaps she was the original troll?

    • Paul Chuchmuch

      It's like rain on your wedding day or a know a free ride, but you've already paid. Some good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take and who would have thought it figured?

      • Frank M

        It's like ten thousand coons when all you need are some whites…

  • tv_paul

    #9 Michigan J. Frog (1940-2012) Beloved husband & father, performer, pitchman .
    He didn't die in vain… his legs were delicious.

  • tv_paul

    #16 Where does she keep her change? She has no pockets. She must have a coin purse handy.

    • trl87

      She might have a wallet somewhere…

      • Emzilla


    • Tornpantz

      holy crap, there's a parking meter in that picture!?!? hwo knew

    • FunKiller

      I think I'm the only one that got that…..well played, sir!

      • not

        we all got it…it's just not funny the 1,000th time someone repeats it on theChive.

    • JHL1

      She doesn't need to carry change. Any guy within 2000 feet would come running to give her all the change that he has.

  • jerkstore_

    #6 should have used it on the guinea pigs first…

    • KCO617

      I see what you did there. Nice.

  • Joe

    Some men just want to watch the world burn!

    • Kristen

      Other men just want to set you on fire.

  • Bilbo Braggins

    #29. Couldn't stop watching!!!

    • nig nog

      montiel vs donaire i think. great knockout

      • Sin

        I was sitting in one of the suites at the Mandalay Bay on this one,
        And I heard that punch from back there. It sounded almost like a whip.
        So Awsome

  • @lackofabetter

    #20 Is that Hat Cassell? See what I did there?

  • RYNO!

    Is #1 a win or lose? Sure the forest is on fire, but awesome show. Not to mention water>fire so a beach would probably be a safe place to be.

    • GernBlansten

      Unless of course it's a remote island, all your stuff and all the food in the hotel go up in flames, and it will be days before the ferry arrives to rescue you.

      • Emzilla

        That's positive thinking, Gern! 🙂

        • GernBlansten

          I'm an optimist. the glass is half on fire.

          By the way, in your avatar, I think I can see your…..

          • Emzilla

            My strategically placed feline?

            • GernBlansten

              Yeah….that. B)

              • Emzilla

                That's Doom Kitty. He's a sly devil. 🙂

                • Shannon Coverdale

                  You win the internet

                  • Emzilla

                    I think you just lost it, bro.

      • RYNO!

        Yeah, but I have seen Cast Away so I know how to survive, plus I don't have to make fire like Tom Hanks did, since you know, FIRE EVERYWHERE!!!!

      • George

        It's in Greece, island Chios. All the forest of the island was burned, but nobody was hurt. Of course, no hotel, no home, no food went up in flames. Oh! And the ferry comes twice a day… KCCO from Athens

    • Rex Hondo

      The water doesn't do a whole lot about the smoke if the wind shifts, though.

      Just sayin'.

  • iswearidid

    Ouch! #29

  • Just Sayin'

    #14 Unfortunately, this about sums up the Riders season thus far

    • nathan

      seriously. last night was brutal.

      • bczu

        Triangle, circle

        • Applefish

          I had them to lose in my pool, so I won. Either way, I was a winner! 😀

  • nepster

    #9 had me laughing more than it should have.

  • wkdfrog

    #16 80's sideboob super hump DAYUM!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'm going with 70's

    • tralfaz

      I have the most nostalgic boner right now.

      • Jessica Condrey

        I'm going to say this isn't 70's or 80's
        Just lens filter and some Hipster chick :p

  • LarsfromNorway

    #5 & #30 oh the irony

    • RYNO!

      That isn't irony, it is unfortunate like that stupid song. You need to buy a dictionary, so does Alanis Morisette,

    • Emzilla

      Not irony. Look it up.

  • James Ramos

    #23 Wheel of Fortune machines fucking rock!

  • Danno Maurer

    #5 This is all Alanis Morissette's fault

  • bkfrijoles

    #24 Yay Classism

  • Nick M

    #22 please tell me where that gas station is? Lol

    • DickFister

      Can't believe they only put in 12 gallons. I would have filled my thermos, coffee cup, bladder, whatever …

    • FarmBoy

      You can do that by spending a shit ton of money at places like Kroger's or Safeway. See how it says save .10/gal when you earn 100 points. Just have your friends buy all their groceries using your club card.

    • Underbaker

      Richmond Hill, Georgia according to the Zip code on the top 31324.

  • Ryan Phillips

    #33 Awesome Congrats!

    • Alexander Karelin

      no victory is as good as a wrestling victory. Congrats

      • Matt the King

        Congrats to you and your son. Wrestling is underrated, under-respected, and without a doubt, the toughest sport you can participate in.

    • Kolby Mashack

      Made it twice never placed :/ still wrestled D1 though! awesome job man, i could only imagine! I need to rep. PA Wrestling though! WOOT WOOT! Coal Region Pride! KCCO!

    • JJ

      Kid on far right is a freshman that goes to my high school! Congrats! He's coming for your trophy! Go Illinois Valley Cougars!

  • Paul

    First pic is from Chios Island, Greece. The fires are still raging, burned 75,000 hectares so far.

    • tralfaz

      All those poor hectares.

  • Gary

    #16 is that traci Lords?

    • morebeer

      not even close

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  • DeAnna Michelle Weppler

    #22 are you shopped…if not we need more gas stations to fuck up like that! lol

    • NelPit

      Not a mistake. It's a points program… Buy food at their grocery store, and earn cents off per gallon. Giant Eagle does the same thing.

    • anon

      I'm assuming he is using his kroger points… usually you save .10 per gallon for every 100 dollars you spend… They must buy lots of groceries to get cheap gas…

      • Guy

        I heard a story about a guy who was remodeling his house. He would buy Home Depot gift cards at Kroger to get the gas discount, then use the cards at Home Depot to buy the material for the remodel. He bought something like $17,000 worth of gift cards. Anybody actually tried something like this?

        • Fendermallot

          I work for safeway and we limit our customers to using 10 of their .10/gal discounts at once. so, max of $1 off per gal. Either Kroger has no limit or someone F'd up at 331am!

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