Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • chivette dallas


    Touche, Chive, touche

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Dar might be late, but is still great. Oh, and so is #34

    • WindycityWoody

      ohhhmygeerd deerk face #43

    • engine69


    • Byron_Black

      Lo-Pan returns.

  • Kunal Patel

    #9, #49

    Oh my damn

    • JESSE

      #9 those are disgusting. I love massive cannons, but fake ones are a no go.

      • JohnD

        Haha they're so weird lookin!

      • Lisa

        Now, I have friends who say "If I can touch them, they're real." I don't even know if these would qualify for those guys. :-/

        • Penis Wrinkle

          Morning, Lisa. Rimmer?

      • https://www.facebook.com/arden.ballard Arden Ballard

        They almost look like, if you touch them, they'll explode…

      • https://www.facebook.com/christina.seelke Christina Seelke

        Ew, disgusting flap of skin in the middle. Fake boobs gone wrong.

      • Chris

        Those look like they hurt!

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

        Those aren't nipples, they're valve stems….

      • crystal

        agree…not hating on her, just her boobs..ewwww..

      • derp

        Man, way too many people are ripping on fake tits.

      • That's Wrong

        I have a friend who got some like that…. hard as a rock. Instant turn off. I feel bad for her…

      • Pretty Smile

        Ah, the old "Bolt-Ons" Girls, If you are going to get fake tits, one bra size should do it.

      • Matt

        If I can touch 'em…they're real. But those do look like water balloons.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #9 how much of a crazy bitch do you have to be to have a pair of those installed…. 'Mericans…

      – Fan testimonial: "Never in the history of the internets did I see myself "thumbs upping" your comment…yet, I did 😦 – theRealRealist"

      • JESSE

        I think these are disgusting so go fuck yourself. – An American

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So you agree with me and I should go fuck myself for that…? Let me ponder on that for a while, please hold your breath while I do.

          – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

        • Oneoftherest

          Perhaps….but only 'mericans care what 'mericans think. Everybody else see you as…'mericans. Perhaps those breasts are filled with mcdonalds bigmacs. 🙂

          Aaaah I'm just kidding, you're all right kid.

          • Sam

            They are far too large…perhaps political hypocrisy….more than enough of that to go round in 'Merica

          • Joe

            Mmmmmm fake breasts filled with big macs aaaauuugggggghh

    • FunKiller

      Yea….too much!

    • JustSayin

      Meh. Still would.

    • Red

      Give me some "natural" Chivettes. That shit looks like its about to blow.

    • spyderrpig

      no ones asking the right question: find!

    • patov40

      Hope she ends up bored at work someday soon!

  • Dan


    …. the legs on Monique

    • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog

      i bet she has a tonne of bat-shit crazy too.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Holy crap…. I'm lost for words meow.


      • FunKiller

        First time for everything, huh?

    • Macro

      I can see why she got hired. If you had waited another day you could have hired that unemployed Erin Willett instead.

    • penguin slayer

      has mac seen her yet? the poor guy wont know what to.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Also Monique, come see me in the basement after closing hours.

      So many hugs…
      – regardless… you'll be banging on my door soon… And eventually I'll let you out again.

    • Hot Damn!

      She needs to get naked. Period.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Which Reminds Me:

        How about a Chive Charity Calender-Shoot?

    • Face

      im gonna be 100% honest here, i would have no clue what to do with that

    • Bangerang

      Look at the way they end making an ass out of themselves.

    • HotMomma

      The best part about #14 is the reflection in the mirror. VERY NICE!!! I am thinking Monique can contribute to the hump day tomorrow?

    • DDD


      WTF, did you find here on a mail order bride site?

      What a WHORE!

    • Patches

      First day on the job and she's flashing her ass so her bosses can take pics to post on the internet. How classy. I'm sure she was hired because of her intelligence and competency.

      • Roco

        problem is?

      • Aristotle

        *competence. The word you were looking for is competence.

  • Captain Obvious

    #12 and #13, slowly becoming #19

    • forrester

      I don't get it

    • MattyDeuce

      Paddy is becoming roided out? Or did you mean Venice is becoming Jersey, because isn't Venice known as "Muscle Beach?"

    • Dale

      What's wrong with that guy in the middle's stomach?

    • Jesus

      I may be an inked gym rat… But I still think those guys look like major douchebags.

  • Brandon

    Apparently it's so hot they don't even wear clothes.


    • AboutGorramTime

      …and we're ok with that. Clothes should be optional for a subset of the population.

      • FunKiller

        Operative words being "for a subset of the population." It's aboutGorramTime someone spoke up!!

    • Darwin

      Washing machine in the kitchen is genius! She'll never have to leave the room!

    • CableGuy2011

      Damn, She's not from my hometown in Canada! #21 MOAR!

      • JustSayin

        That's it. I'm moving to fucking Canada.

        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          FUCK OFF. WE ARE FULL.

          • Zeus

            Agree! No room here in Alberta, stay where you are.

            • fortmac

              Canada just uses Alberta for $$$, CAMP JOB for a reason.

            • Jesus

              Unless you are attractive and female. That's fine. There's enough Newfie dudes flooding the place.

              • Kato

                Yeah, I agree. Lot of these "Newfies" came from BC. If you can't find a job, don't even think of coming back to Vancouver. We're full.

                • garrit

                  too many chinks in vancouver as well

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      so that is like 20 degrees c?

      • Kate

        no its been about 30-40 degrees c

        • Kate

          depending where you are obviously, in Alberta its been very hot

          • Kristen

            It's so hot the gnats are still circling your snatch.

    • uplim

      I'm pretty sure that's what she was getting at. Nothing gets past you!

    • - M@ -

      Isn't this the alluring anonymous Canadian chivette that was COTW awhile back…

      • AnonCanChivette

        Might just b…

        • - M@ -


        • - M@ -

          Something occurred to me… How did you get a white Chive T before the "official" launch tomorrow?

    • dirtysteve99

      Those thighs!

  • dantheman7

    #2 Is exactly what I was thinking

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #34 poor mac. but on the bright side he gets to see girls like this every day.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Make no mistake about it; Mac gets moar pussy than ANY Chiver!


      • FunKiller

        Bukkake party on Paula!!!

        • Sheep_Dog30

          Forget Paula….get #34 and #46 together and life would be complete and we would all be happy 🙂

          • FunKiller

            Hey as long as we get to bukkake someone!!

    • KW6969

      see them, but never touch them… *tears*

    • Lucky ducker

      is this bebe jones?

  • insert name here

    #9 you're not reading this text

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Its like a car accident I wanna look away but the Chief put me on the Jaws and I can't look away.

      • anna

        those are fake and disgusting.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Yes. They are. Very.

        • Dale

          you think?

    • JEff

      waaaaay to fake… not interested

      • hara

        You see those, Tommy? Real boobs don't have seams.

    • Name

      Seems legit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/laura.stanton.790 Laura Stanton

      It looks like one of them may pop at any moment.

    • acdc

      Don't care if fake – still want to touch….

  • Dr_Originality

    #7 Doesn't matter, had sex

  • chargers suck

    #34 damn, but go sharks.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      i've never seen so many kings shirts and hats since June. half of the people wearing them are likely not even aware they are a hockey team.

      • DanTheMan


    • Frosty

      GO SHARKS!!!

    • Chunk Pants

      Ducks! Selanne one more season

  • Z_b

    • Skermitt

      This is great with the sound muted. Lol

    • The Joe

      Dude, that was way too intense to come without a warning. I had the volume up on my speakers (unknowingly) and I shat myself through the wall…

    • sixdeadelves

      well…..I watched the whole thing……… i feel bad about myself now ….so ….thanks

    • https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.staal Nicholas Rae Staal

      I ❤ SEXY ASIANS!

  • Hammer_Pants


    Gentlemen, start your engines.

    • HoustonChiver

      …yeah, my search engine! WHO?

    • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog

      nah man, if i wanted to play with big round balls, i'd play soccer or volleyball or basketball. i prefer to play my tits with just a hint of gravity in them.

    • paul

      Epic underboob is Epic!

      • anna

        and fake

        • hara


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Too big to motorboat gotta cruise ship that bitch!

    • SwampCock

      Fake and disgusting

  • This is Me

    Late DAR is late!

  • Joe

    #43 What duckface?

    • http://ilovethechive.wordpress.com ilovethechive

      she has a face?

    • KW6969

      #43 there is never an acceptable duckface. *cropping picture*

    • JohnD


    • - M@ -

      what face?

    • mee

      Kiley Fox

      • Daniel Tosh

        I can see why they crop the face out.

        • Angela

          harsh but…lol

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I perceived no duck-Face, here.
      Only a sudden urge for Grapefruits

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      No. Not ever. Never, NEVER is the duckface acceptable, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body, and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're gonna faint – even then, don't do the duckface. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some Daffy that you date has been elected the first Duck president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't duckface. Not on this site. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

      • maverick363

        amen brother

    • https://www.facebook.com/vincent.chmiel Vincent Chmiel

      Didnt even notice

    • BuckNasty

      This pic is all over pornhub… So I've heard

      • adam

        fake tits are fake = unattractive

    • Wisti

      She'd be gorgeous minus the duck face. But now she seems like an idiot.

  • ChestRockwellz

    Gimmie that butt and them big ol legs! Ahhh nevermind!!! TITTIES!!!

  • Sheep_Dog30

    The Women or the Bees? #13

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #43 NO, and Fugly Fake Floaters!

    – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

    • OhioChiver

      Can't believe I'm saying it, but I agree with Paula on this one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rob.ruby Rob Ruby

      don't judge until you show us yours..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        All! Natural!! For realsies!
        Also you've overlooked something.

        – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Yeah. Tits or it didn't happen! That's the saying right?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Blame your feeble minds for not getting the hints on the posted photos…

          – the one you love to hate

          • Dr_StrangePants

            If Thou speak sincerely, then Reveal thine clues.

            • Pizzabons!


          • Jimbo

            still waitin' on dem tities…

    • Guest

      Paula is jealous as fuck
      You can do what ever you want with your lips honey and those tits are amazing


    Dude wher's my DAR?

  • Captain Obvious

    #10 How about no?

  • Zak

    #49 Your doing it right!

    • Red


      For the life of me I can't understand why this is so hard for some people.

      • Zak

        thanks grammar nazi

      • McSmizzle

        I agree.. it's so simple that it frustrates the hell out of me. And I feel like it's more than just 'some' people now.

  • Tim

    How about some original photo's!!!!

    • it's not a class

      You forgot the question mark. You added an apostrophe where one wasn't needed. You used three too many exclamation marks. See me after class.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If you look like #6 can I stay late too? Please?


    • FunKiller

      I have some of your mom, you want to see those?

    • jeff c.

      fuck i know! lot of re-posts… not acceptable on a late dar…

      • DDD

        John is too LAZY and full of himself to get to work…WAY too many re-posts!!

        • bczu

          I mean they use the same photos over and over and just use photos of them hanging around the office. I wish thechive was blocked at my work and not reddit….

  • Dr_Originality

    #9 …holy f*ck

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      You spelled fake wrong.

      • Rule34YourMom

        preach it, Gern

    • Skermitt

      Holy fake*

    • keepsix

      #9 Holy F*ke

    • Jax



    Oh there she is!! And then?

  • Herschdog


    • FunKiller

      Way to go Herschdog, you really nailed this one!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      *twenty fifth

  • blue_bronco


    Enjoy your cake!
    Screw cancer!

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