Mac Faulkner is Forever Alone (27 Photos)

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Mac Faulkner makes his living in the friend zone here at theCHIVE offices. In real life, he's a strange character, but he might just be brilliant. His hog-bonkers Twitter Machine has become wildly popular if you like cats, Mac's mother, and ninjas.

Here is some of Mac's greatest misses and some new ones ...

Thanks so much to Jordan Franks for coming from Michigan to theCHIVE offices. Her COTW gallery goes live this Thursday and it’s outstanding.

Jordan’s Twitter Machine RIGHT HERE.

(and I’m told White Logo Tees go live Thursday as well for the first time ever here)

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    Dude where's my DAR?

  • Jig

    Wow PLEASE FIND #9. Must have MOAR

  • Samantha

    Can I lick the ice cream off your face, Mac?! <3 Seriously, though…weird = fun!

  • @seandowling73

    he makes it look so effortless…

  • dgoyks

    builds character

  • Robert

    Are you sure he is forever alone and not just a great photo bomber?

  • maggie

    #6 am I the only one who has a massive lady boner for this man?
    funny ass humor plus is dammmmn sexy
    perfect combo I think

  • Chiveriffic

    What do you expect? He looks like a serial killer suffering from insomnia. :p

  • Brian

    I'm married and I'm WAY more alone than this guy.

  • goldengekko1

    #27 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING :D good one chive sorry mac but that was epic

  • Thomas Radiguer

    Macsomeness :) "The club can't even handle me right now" haha

  • Brian Wanueka

    Crash and burn eh Mav… Oops I mean Mac!!!

  • Joey

    dude, story of my life…and every other guy here.

  • Juan Banda

    #27 dam you cock blocking dragons

  • tony-kcco

    Best. Post. Ever

  • Average Joe

    #9 SJU = Goddess

  • Elleny Mitchell

    Marry me Mac

  • Reverend E

    Perhaps Mac is just waiting for the right time to come out? Give him some support.

  • RG Player

    #27 Don't worry dude. This would be my kinda luck.

  • Mac’s Loneliest Sunset « jordanmfranks

    […] photo above is just one of many posted in this album […]

  • Dr. Evil

    Geez, I'm straight and even I have to admit that John has impressive abs!

  • Brian Smith

    who is the girl in 9?

  • Shawna Stryker

    Yes, yes I did bookmark this.

    It will provide much laughter in the future seeing as how my life is going to Hell in a handbasket.

    (I'm sure that isn't true but dammit if it didn't sound good.)

  • brad

    #27 apparently someone said to mac's relationship: kill it, kill it with fire.

  • Amy Kaczmarek

    He is a cutie patootie

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