Mac Faulkner makes his living in the friend zone here at theCHIVE offices. In real life, he's a strange character, but he might just be brilliant. His hog-bonkers Twitter Machine has become wildly popular if you like cats, Mac's mother, and ninjas.

Here is some of Mac's greatest misses and some new ones ...

Thanks so much to Jordan Franks for coming from Michigan to theCHIVE offices. Her COTW gallery goes live this Thursday and it’s outstanding.

Jordan’s Twitter Machine RIGHT HERE.

(and I’m told White Logo Tees go live Thursday as well for the first time ever here)