Mac Faulkner is Forever Alone (27 Photos)

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Mac Faulkner makes his living in the friend zone here at theCHIVE offices. In real life, he's a strange character, but he might just be brilliant. His hog-bonkers Twitter Machine has become wildly popular if you like cats, Mac's mother, and ninjas.

Here is some of Mac's greatest misses and some new ones ...

Thanks so much to Jordan Franks for coming from Michigan to theCHIVE offices. Her COTW gallery goes live this Thursday and it’s outstanding.

Jordan’s Twitter Machine RIGHT HERE.

(and I’m told White Logo Tees go live Thursday as well for the first time ever here)

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  • Caleb

    Hahaha I laughed almost all of these

  • Frank Li

    #22, DAT LOOK.

  • IceColdBuddha

    Mac needs his own shirt!

  • dollface

    lmao thIs Is sIlly!! :)

  • jonar777

    haha mac your such a good sport, well done :)

  • tommytwotime

    hahahahahaha!!! #6 is so goddamn good!!!

  • LaurenGoMeow

    Aww Mac I wouldn't friend zone you.. and I love cats

  • @panamex512

    mac is too cool for any of us.

  • t-c

    #12. Who is the beautiful woman?

  • Keith_D

    Aww, poor Mac :( I know how you feel, buddy

  • macm

    mac faulkner is a fagot

  • macm

    M ayer J acoby ‘s legacy will live on. We are proof of that.

    Here are our points.

    1)The chive is not directly racist, but practices institution nalized racism. They put black people on the margins. They only post stereotypical pictures of Blacks.
    2)The chive will not censor ra cist comments against blacks, but if you try to say the word inte gration, you are censored. Why?
    3)The “find her” gallery is the most offensive. You are asking users to stalk women against their will, find their names, and make the public. Law suit baby.
    4)Chivettes are the most stupid artificial construct ever. Get a life ladies. Do you just wait for validation from these gross 40 year old men? Ew
    5)Um, ok, the chive has a black is beautiful gallery once every three months. But they have constant red head, chivette of the week(always a white girl), and weekly posts dedicated to white/Aryan women
    6)To be a chivette: dye your hair blonde, don’t be black, fake boobs, vapid
    7)Brooke the dentist. UM SHE IS AN ASSISTANT. That’s like saying a nurse is a doctor. False advertising chive!
    8)To be a chive st affer: 4 0 year ol ds, steal from other we bsites, glorify white women. Repeat.
    9)The chive likes to celebrate idiots in higher education. This is why we lag America. We are too focused on celebrating pics of peole drinking and bingeing. Why not have a post to celebrate black actors, black educators, black history?
    10)Mac the intern , enough said.
    11)This website is dumb under some stupid ass banner of KCCO. You act all philanthropic by posting pics of people in need. Then users will say, “good job, way to go ,you can do it!” then pat themselves on the back and act like they did a good deed.
    Admit to yourselves what you really are, a bunch of old aging wanna be frat dudes wh posts pics of white women to objectify them, nothing more. You are as much into charity as chivettes are awesome.


    Chiveisr acist@g

  • HotashNerd

    #19 Id tap that

  • erw311

    He's not 4eva alone, just the greatest photobomber ever!

  • Ryan

    We need a Mac PNG to give to the Chivers for a contest to see what lonliest scenarios can be created….

  • doug

    Its funny because he is the best looking dude from the chive, and im a straight dude

  • bigmike67

    brace your self

    *insert picture of sean bean

    the pitty sex is coming

  • bigmike67

    brace your self

    *insert picture of sean bean*

    the pity sex is coming

  • Pierre Ingelsgård

    How did all this start with making him the forever alone Guy?

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