Not only did you fail at being first, you also failed at life.
canadianchivet
chucklehead
Kristen
Cunt.
KristensBalls
And the only one you've ever seen is your mother's.
DJG
No, Shit!
Vent187
#3 oh thank god
Captain Obvious
What does it say??
Newfoundlander
You are not… Oh! I see what you did there…
HillbillyNinja
I'm not illiterate, I know who my parents are!
rob
#19 lies, wars dont always kill people ( cold war)
Fred
people died in the cold war
ipsofacto
what about the cuban missile crisis? Korean War? all caused by Cold war THUS dead people from cold war
Si1entStatic
sorry to ruin your rant but, I think you're reading the timeline backwards…….
Fred is correct, Russia shot down an Asian commercial airliner mistaking it for a US spy plane during the Cold War. It was just on the Military Channel last night.
Pants
What about dem proxy wars?
Hobokenguy
The cola wars claimed a lot of innocents back in the 80s.
Si1entStatic
I honestly don't know what the proxy wars was? Is that like the Cyber warfare of today?
ThatGuy
Korea, Vietnam, Soviet War in Afghanistan and all that stuff in Latin America were all proxy wars. It means the U.S. and Russia were using violence to advance their interests against each other while avoiding direct conflict and the risk of nuclear holocaust.
In Korea Russian troops would get in Korean uniforms and fighter planes to fight U.S. Soldiers.
Si1entStatic
thanks for that explanation. But was Korea and Nam really Proxy wars if we ended up getting directly involved? and not to nit-pick but wasn't it Chinese pilots in N. Korean MIGs or am I thinking of Nam?
#24 Coincidentally I'm taking a shit right now…ahhh
RobertQ
Of course NO SHIT its new
Taco_Depot
Oh shit!
DUH
Id hope its not used
Roger
No shit, huh? Just how I like my toilet paper!
BuffaloJustSayin
#1 Yeah? Well, tell that to the fish!
braindraincapital
they breathe air that they get from their gills…so not technically breathing water
Groggy
But they are breathing UNDER the water.
It needs to stop.
Si1entStatic
Well alright, Hold my sign I don't want to get it wet….. Bill engval hilarious
AssClown
#2 Well considering that this article was less than a month before Y2K, the computer that sorted the data for that statistic, was just trolling for the last time before the world supposedly got ru-eened.
Robert
Alright now say ruins…
Hwil Hwheaton
Ruins. Rueened.
Guillotine
NO SHIT!!!
tomchalm
#24 i see what you did thar
Joe
are you a pirate?
Lucky ducker
Are they trying to say there is a possibility of used toilet paper for sale somewhere else in the area? Or that sales of used toilet paper are common in that location, so they felt a need to clarify that this is indeed actually unused product for sale?
a-nom
Ba-dum tiss #24
kal50
#1 Don't worry. After watching Shark week, I won't even be going IN the water!
IamAwesome
#1 I tell people this EVERYDAY at work and you would surprised how many people still try to breathe under water when they fall out of the raft.
Beev
#21 Hence why the majority of people on the chive are men.
http://rgplayer.blogspot.com/ RG Player
#14 Deep shit…. -_-
Master_Rahl
Unless…
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"
http://informedguy.com/2012/08/21/no-sht-24-photos/ No sh*t (24 Photos) | Infomormed guy | Only what matters!
[...] Continue reading here: No sh*t (24 Photos) [...]
Hbomb
#22 fuck currots!
misschris
#12 "I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people… I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."
http://www.facebook.com/joseph.ross.14 Joseph Ross
I'm stealing that quote, effin priceless!!
12345
^ Bill Burr, am I right?
regardless it is so true! no warning labels and no liability for own stupidity lawsuits!
REVOLVER_KAZ
#24 I bet you get one hell of a deal on "reclaimed" toilet paper.
boob_cuddle
#24 lols!
windowlicker
These could all be attributed to etcrr./stan
Tori
#10 I just saw this last week in Utah! We made a joke about it for about 10 minutes
https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer
#24 No shut huh?
Master_Rahl
#1 Fuck you! I'll breathe where I want!! #2 Yeah, those years from 20-24 are the toughest of the teen years. WTF?
tv_paul
#8 Without this extra sign it may be a guy whose name is Pizza and he sell huts. And that's one to grow on.
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canadianchivet
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Kristen
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oh the names
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Engine 69
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Yea
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Nope
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Sophia
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canadianchivet
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Kristen
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KristensBalls
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DJG
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Vent187
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Captain Obvious
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Newfoundlander
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HillbillyNinja
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rob
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Fred
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ipsofacto
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Si1entStatic
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Pants
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Hobokenguy
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Si1entStatic
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ThatGuy
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Si1entStatic
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Kigali
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Who
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RobertQ
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Taco_Depot
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DUH
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Roger
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BuffaloJustSayin
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braindraincapital
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Groggy
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Si1entStatic
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AssClown
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Robert
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Hwil Hwheaton
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Guillotine
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tomchalm
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Joe
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Lucky ducker
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a-nom
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kal50
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IamAwesome
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Beev
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http://rgplayer.blogspot.com/ RG Player
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Master_Rahl
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http://informedguy.com/2012/08/21/no-sht-24-photos/ No sh*t (24 Photos) | Infomormed guy | Only what matters!
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Hbomb
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misschris
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http://www.facebook.com/joseph.ross.14 Joseph Ross
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boob_cuddle
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windowlicker
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Tori
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https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer
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Master_Rahl
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