Secret hiding places: The last place they’ll ever look for your virginity (30 Photos)

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  • poopshitfart


    • chbeers

      #6 they also make these that you can hide your penis in

  • Dazed

    Genius #11 #12

    • AssClown

      The modern way of stashing your porn as a kid.

    • Djz

      this is definitely my favorite

  • Kigali
    • Einstein

      #7 and #8 , just an old VHS movie holder.

  • tony scott


    • KFAD


      • ThatsMyName

        i 2nd that fucktard notion

    • canadianchivet

      refresh before commenting… Fucktard

    • squirrel

      by the way… the autopsy was done on your body, you didn't have cancer, it was benign… you jumped for no good reason… fucktard

  • ThatsMyName

    whatever happened to hidin things in ur butt?

    • MylesofStyles

      That idea stinks.

      • ChestRockwellz

        Thats a shitty idea

        • MylesofStyles

          What's with the penetrating stare?

    • John

      That will deter some, but of course, not all thieves.

    • bhack

      thats the first place the butt pirates look..

  • Macro

    #9 #20 Do want.
    #16 Brilliant!

  • negative nancy

    #13 geee.. I wonder what's being hidden in here.

    • Rhayzor

      An Underdog Super Energy Pill….

    • Charlie Sheen

      Is it cocaine?!?!?! I bet it's cocaine!!!!!

      • Anomanom


  • Frosterson

    #16 reminds me of Dexter

    • Beev

      Season 7 starts Sept 30th, Cant wait!

    • JustSuper77

      And Breaking Bad.

  • saltygary

    These are good tips, I may have to start selling drugs again.

  • KeepinCalm

    #20 wtf…

    • Beev

      It's Narnia

    • DeAnna Michelle Weppler


    • Woop

      Pedobear house more like.

    • Holly Keeley

      That's what I said!!

  • Verbal_Kint

    I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"

    RIP Mitch.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    You could put your weed there

  • Stevenb


    good lord that thing is massive
    – Thats what she said

  • Tudor


    That is creepy. Serial killer material.

    • Master_Rahl

      with a side of #9 for good measure. definitely some people with shit to hide.

    • listen lady

      That's exactly what I was thinking. *shudder*

  • Tiber_Septim

    Now they know all your secrets, good show

  • Verbal_Kint

    #10 do I file that under B for Bombay, G for gin, or S for sapphire?

    • heathclif

      I think it would be 799.01

    • KeepinCalm

      yes – one each

    • The Guy


    • Anomanom

      G for gin.

  • zarowny

    #5 you could totally hide your weed in there mannggg

  • 1bgdog

    #8? A VCR holder, turned into a frame? No one will look in that…

    • @ScogginsNate


      • 1bgdog

        Yup! Old technology I "forgot" about. Good catch.

      • Derp

        What's a VHS?

        • NiceGuy

          Vaguely Hidden Storage

  • ShawnK1704

    #22 still love this one everytime

  • SUPer4Life

    Let's hope most thieves aren't Chivers…..

  • TomatoTipper

    #1 Hell yeah! It's pop not soda.

    • Ross Stamm

      No it's a Coke.

      • Georgie

        No to both of you. That is soda, and it always will be.

      • TomatoTipper

        You ask for a coke, you'll get a coca cola. Ask for soda and get arm and hammer.

      • Joe

        Fuck you

  • @lackofabetter

    #15 The visible handles don't give anything away

    • Littlet

      I thought that too….

    • Unfkngblvbl

      not really the point…it's just to store your bath stuff…unless you're afraid people will steal your bath stuff.

      • @lackofabetter

        I only say that because its supposed to be a "secret hiding place"

  • mark

    they are the first places to look now, thanks!!

  • Rocky

    # 20 We're going to Narnia

    • Lwood


    • ZachBob


  • RG Player

    #8 How many of you kids didn't know that this was a VHS case? =)

    • DeAnna Michelle Weppler

      nice catch! noticeable now that you pointed it out! 🙂

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