That’s a very good point indeed (31 Photos)

  • KCO617

    #16 amen…or the 3rd floor bathroom where no one goes.

    • This.

      #29 Zach Galifianakis: "But forrest gump was a ratard…"

      • KCO617

        That's not at all what he said.

    • Carolina

      KCO617 It's like you got inside of my head

    • Urethra Franklin

      3rd bathroom? Look at Mr. Trump over here with his 3 bathrooms


        I use the one in my car hold.

      • KCO617

        Office building, 3rd floor. But I'll cut you a break due to hilarious comment handle.

        • guest

          You realize that is a women's bathroom, sorry, those extra thick napkins on the wall were not because they think you make a big mess.

          • KCO617

            I pay for that privilege!

    • ThatsMyName

      the only bathroom on my floor at work is literally in the middle of the room…dafuq?

  • Doug

    #30 you have to read anything with his picture in his voice. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

    • Rhyno

      I even read what you wrote in his voice.

    • Ted

      I'd be more inclined to listen to him if he didn't marry his own granddaughter! Gross Morgan!

      • tikilife

        That's tabloid bullshit! How about getting your news from some other place than the enquirer?

        • Biggus Diccus

          Right they must of come up with that one out of thin air. The fact they are always seen together doesnt mean a damn thing.

          • Unjimable

            "The fact they are always seen together doesnt mean a damn thing."

            Have you considered that they're always seen together because he's her grandfather?

          • Mark

            are you saying that family shouldn't be seen together?

    • Livin' Legend

      Doesn't have to be a rule, it just happens.

    • goatpunch

      I am sick of the term homophobic being misinterpreted. Just because someone hates gays doesn't necessarily make them homophobic. We will often call them homophobic because it is meant to offend the offender. What it means is basically that the person chastises gay people so much because they are secretly gay themselves, and acting as if they hate gay people will keep anyone from suspecting. Now, however it has been used to refer to people that hate gay people so much,t we all just assume it actually means, "someone who hates gays," and we end up with something stupid like this quote/picture

      • goatpunch

        a perfect example of what is meant by a homophobe, is the dad/marine colonel in the movie, American Beauty

      • matt

        read a dictionary sometime, itll help next time you go on a rant on incorrect definitions based on an incorrect definition

    • Devil Doc

      The thing here is that Morgan Freeman is wrong. Phobia is not limited to fear, as people often think. A phobia, by definition in its suffix form, is any fear, strong dislike, or hatred. So if you really hate gay people, homophobic is, indeed, the correct term.

      • TheJesus

        but you're still an asshole…not you, necessarily, just the people who hate gays. Maybe that includes you, but I hope not.

        • Devil Doc

          No being gay is just like any other preference. I don't personally like redheads, but that doesn't mean I think others should not be allowed to like redheads.

      • @timchipp

        Actually, the current definition of phobia is: a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object, activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid it. Thanks to for that, though I really didn't need it. And as a suffix, it means: An intense, abnormal, or illogical fear of a specified thing. Phobia meant hatred back in the late 1700s, but today's society doesn't equate hatred with the word. Though, in your defense, phobias can create hatred in the mind of the sufferer toward what is feared, so you're possibly correct. But Morgan Freeman is definitely correct, at least according to Good day.

        • TNchiver

          So basically, goatpunch, Tim here just smacked your dumbassery in the face with an intelligent comment. Do you understand the word intelligent?

          • sad funkiller

            who gives a flying fuck about fucking faggots????? dumbest topic ever, if you want to fuck a dude in the ass and get shit on your dick, then go right ahead, you have that right, but I do not have to accept it as normal or even ok. You people need to understand that tolerating something does not mean accepting it, it means that you tolerate it. do what you want, but I don't want to hear about it.

        • Devil Doc

          Phobia still includes hatred when attached as a suffix. Webster's defines it as 1. An abnormal fear of or 2. Intolerance or aversion, which is basically hatred. In instances like homophobia (intolerance/hatred of gays) or xenophobia (intolerance/hatred of foreigners) the term is, in fact, in keeping with the dictionary. Good day.

          • davo

            the media needs to shut the fuck up about homophobia. how many people really give a flying fuck about it. No one really gives a shit.

  • kal50

    Hey Chive! Where are my shirts? Canada isn't that far! Are they being shipped via pony express?

    • KCO617

      If you guys had more than one road things would get there faster.

      • guest

        They are moving at the speed of a Lester fastball so don't hold your breath.

        • KCO617

          Sox are killing me this year, but the Pats and (hopefully!) the Bruins are right around the corner!

          • snacksnack

            sox are gay, pats are gay, hockey in general is gay. I am gay

            • goatpunch

              nice ending there, m. night

    • KFAD

      Not sure where you live but I'm in NB and my last one took 4-5 weeks.
      So that will make d day probably next week/labour day week

    • TheChive Offices.

      They were all out of Huskies….we have to train our own..

    • FunKiller

      So much for keeping calm……

    • Keither

      I'm in AB and got mine in 2 weeks!

    • caleb

      How about stocking more than 5 at a time so more people could purchase them?

      More red KCCO, please.

      • Guest

        Well, if everyone had one, then they wouldn't be special, now would they?

        • goatpunch

          exactly, they advertise right in the chivery that you have to have computer skills to get one, and with the popularity of the chive, it is now practically impossible. Keeps the demand, and coolness of the chive at a super high level

          • notferme

            …"coolness"? ..

  • Kigali
  • BlackHorse77

    Figures I'd be first on this and not some sexy woman pic.

    • Blackhorse77

      Nevermind. Beat by 20 seconds. #Facepalm

      • DaddyD

        The facepalm came too late. It should have happened when you first got the idea of trying to be first.

    • X..

      Yo dog, we heard you like failing..

  • IrishInNJ

    #17 and #30 get the gold star from me.

    • Nargon

      mr. Freeman is part right, part wrong; it's not fear, it's disgust and asshole is for taking a dump, that's all

      • IrishInNJ

        Another anonymous bigot stinking up the country…take your archaic thoughts back to the park you dirty trashbag.

        • Nargon

          bigot? maybe, but mostly I'm just sick and tired of this gay propaganda

  • D3AN

    It's called the chair.

    • GnarShredder

      Or on top of the dresser…

    • Frank

      It was called the chair. But then the chair had to leave my bedroom, so it became the floor.

    • I'm Me

      I usually use a desk or actually anything now that I think about it.

    • DaddyD

      Or the floor or the bed.

    • JHL1

      On top of the hamper instead of inside it.

      • thedude325

        Me too. I have a hamper full of shit. On top of that is another hamper full of shit. On top of that is where I put my clothes.

    • 340Swinger

      I just hang them on the coat hooks on the bathroom door.

    • Rex Hondo


    • dkellyb

      I have a dressboy especially for that D:

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      How about in the laundry bin as you have worn them and they are dirty, you scuzzy smelly tramp.

  • windowlicker

    Truer words have never been spoken #26

    • Adam

      I read this while i was pinching and rolling my balls.

      • Kyle Supernault

        i did too

  • HatBomb

    #30 Morgan Freeman for the win, even better read in his voice.

    • RoddyB

      I've never heard the voice of Morgon Freeman.

    • 29er

      If that's the case, I'd hate being an asshole around a homosexual.

  • *dash*

    Wise words #30

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #1 Easy, they go on the back of a chair for an indeterminate amount of time until you wear them again

  • Harry Longbahls Jr

    maybe is a male dog, dumbass

    • KCO617

      And MAYBE it's a female dog, imbecil.

      • Tonka


  • KFAD

    And nice hotels.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #1 Your moms bedroom floor. Ba-dum-tsh

    • Bubba

      I perceived it as you still living with mom

  • jvs

    #31 That word…I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • zighawk73

      That guy/girl…that's never seen/read Game of Thrones.

    • GernBlansten

      Same applies for Gimp.

  • Jesus

    #22 YouTube stupidity never ceases to amaze me…

    • JHL1

      I for one am amazed.
      But then again, I'm not the son of God.

  • Emily Celeste Gosling

    #30 <3!!!

  • Mathias

    #30 One does not simply read Morgan Freeman quotes without reading in his voice.

  • Too Soon?

    #2 No, you should be called demolished…

    • kal50

      Chive, you can delete this guy anytime you're ready! Goof!

      • Too Soon?

        It was about the buildings not the people. I'm sorry you get upset easily.

      • Yes Too Soon, but...
        • Too Soon?

          Kind of exactly… yes it's a horrible event.. but obviously I wasn't aiming to make a joke about lives lost… thousands of civilian lives are being lost overseas now because of the war we're in and no one seems to care…one bad taste statement and everyone falls apart. People died in the bath salts innocents…Zombie jokes.. So don't be a hypocrite and get the fork out of your ass.

      • evan

        LOL, I bet I know who the one thumbs down is

        • Too Soon?

          Actually my thumbs down made him and even 0..

    • valeriecefre

      You know this was a Gallagher joker from like, 20 years ago…

  • pa'ver

    #1 on the floor, duh

  • @ryan_karnes

    #30 and #31 right on the money.

    • Master_Rahl

      I was about to comment on the very same 2 posts. Agreed. Oh, and Tyrion is the MF'in MAN in Game of Thrones. Hope the show makes it to the end of the books, his character only gets better!

  • Jason

    #25 anger keeps my vessel warm at night!!!

    • Master_Rahl

      Like Zack from Rage Against the Machine said – "Anger is a gift"

  • supersport

    #7 You know who you are…..

    • notferme

      Morgan Freeman?

  • testudo321

    My GF just saw the picture and her comment was: "Only a man could ask such a question. What you wear once is dirty and MUST be washed….".
    But I still think the answer is : THE CHAIR.

    • Littlet

      The closet floor? door closed – no problem!

    • Dale

      On guitars on floor stands. One for shirt, one for pants. Works for me.

  • tv_paul

    #13 Yes you can, he's not a mute. He's acted in tv & movies before. If you ever saw the HBO film "Long Gone" he has major supporting role.

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