That’s a very good point indeed (31 Photos)

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#11 it all makes sense now

#12 The song is actually about the K-9 not being a problem. It is the "bitch" he is referring to not being one of his problems.

#12 dear white guy!!! The cop talks about the K9 and Jay az himself replies I GOT 99 Problems but a BITCH AINT ONE!! HE MY FRIEND IS PLAYING DIFFERENT ROLES ONE THAT SONG JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR MOTHER USED TO READ U STORIES AND MAKE DIFFERENT VOICES TO TELL THE CHARACTERS APART …

#2 Are they high?

#12 is an idiot. Jay-Z DIRECTLY addresses that point in the very next line. When he says, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one", he is implying that the female K-9 dog does not concern him because he hasn't done anything illegal, he just got pulled over for Driving While Black.

I really want #15 as a poster… I use plastic spoons/forks pretty routinely…but it still amuses me :]

I need to start telling myself this daily #29

#1

Where everybody elso puts it…on the unused workout equipment.

#1 In the closet or a drawer. Or if you're lazy, on a chair, the bed, or the floor. WTF kind of idiot struggles with this question?

#26
Someone just listened to the Aquabats

#26 it’s like your playing the worlds smallest violin. Except instead of a tiny violin, it’s your nut sack.

#19
So hoodies are a douche-bag thing now? I'd like to be on the list when people start passing around these memos. There's always something I do or where that makes me a douche-bag apparently, that I never know about til I read about it on the internet. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to embrace my hoodie wearing douchness.

#21, #23, #29, #30 Winners!

#21
This photo is just what the families want to see when there family member is being rushed into the hospital.

#30
Make up your mind. Are assholes good things or bad things?

#13 Reminds me of a 'fun fact' about Harpo Marx. After the movies dried up he made some money as an after-dinner speaker, all he'd say was 'Unacustomed as I am' and everyone would piss themselves.

#16 Pooping safely since 95

#15 how many of you twits just discovered that plastic is made from oil? And googled it just to check?

#15
It's pretty amazing that our society has reached a point where the intelligence necessary to recognize that metal spoons come from iron blasted from quarries and mines, shipped to a refinery, smelted at high pressure to make steel, shaped in factories, trucked to stores, bought, and brought home (not to mention the engineering effort to maintain clean, running water from indoor plumbing) is completely lacking in deluded hippies who have no idea what they're talking about and just want to sound holier-than-thou.

#26 As soon as I read this, I did it.
#29 F**k that. If I was going to do what a fictional character did, I'd go with Frank from "God Bless America."

#15 So right, extracting the various compounds involved in making the metals, melting it down, shaping it, shipping it out, followed by extracting the necessary minerals and fat substances, making the soap, followed by all of the things you said to make the plastic in which the soap is contained is seriously sooo much better.

#1 You don't have a floor?

#4 Couldn't drink there cuz then everyone would assume the reason I was drinking…

#29 That was the day of my 21st birthday! Needless to say, I didn't feel like running that morning.