Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Gefiltafish

    #10 Cut it like a boss

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      You know how, first thing in the morning, you come stumbling in to the kitchen and fumble for the light switch?

      • 99mike

        Exactly what I was going to say. How many times do they have to clean up the blood.

  • saucypants

    #9 Enjoy it you old horndog, you've earned it.

    • Logan

      He'll die if she touches him

      • Anomanom

        Not a bad way to die though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hippyjoe Joe Lawrence

    Came here, checked the store, shirts still out of stock. Back in another week. Won't add to your hit count unless you stop the shirt BS!!!!!

  • realzoo

    #16…Don't know why but this cracked me up.

  • Cooop

    What got deleted??

  • Lisa

    #3…I don't know if I've ever seen a friend level that high. I mean really, you're holding the girl…yet someone else is tonguing her? Just…wow.

  • miliano

    #9 And that is why he is called Stan "The Man" Lee.

  • passwordistaco

    I can't believe he's so trusting,
    While I'm right behind you thrusting.
    Fiona's got him on the phone,
    And she's trying not to moan.
    It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
    Scotty Doesn't Know! – Eurotrip

    • heywood jablowme

      dammit… now I've got that song stuck in my head. Might as well watch the movie again.

  • Dr Boobs

    #5 Where did Captain Hook's ship go?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 dear diary

  • sjb89

    #22 Move bitch.

  • Belgian


    Friendzone – Level 99

  • TNchiver

    I'm going to have to say that most of these pics belong in more of a " WTF is going on here" post instead of the DMA. Just a thought.

  • Jah Reefer

    #28 In short: Old.

  • Kahless


    Cool, a Beholder

    • Anomanom

      Use pepper spray and roll for damage.

  • http://twitter.com/AwkwardBeans @AwkwardBeans

    That's George Perez with Stan Lee. He drew Crisis on Earths. The fucks you give? none

  • myself

    #9 89 years old and Stan still has it.

  • M4jestic

    #3 unpleasant things happened after the left guy saw this photo

  • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

    #6 That kid is going to grow up warped in all the right ways.
    #13 Cool concept. It would be even cooler if you used beer cans.
    #28 Absolutely nothing wrong with a few laugh lines.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #26 Doesn't anybody proofread anything anymore?

  • Bob

    #9 Excelsior-boner!!!!!!!!!!!!
    #26 not in spelling, lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

    #14 2x the ass??

  • J.S. Wright

    #27, MY KUNG FU… well, not really better than your Kung Fu, I guess.

  • The Emperor


    Tony Buckley, former Munster and Ireland rugby player. Crazy strong man.

    Here's the full clip;

    Go rugby!

  • Adz

    #28 burn that bra

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