Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Josh

    Grrr…late DAR!

    • Josh

      LOL I panicked because I thought I was first, didn't want to be that guy. Whoops, the DAR was right on time!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yay, early Paula!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #48 Fool, NOBODY wants to see pics of a dirty girl…

    Rub it… all the way off.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I demand this as a future Paula signature quote: "Pretty much anything with a vagina and a cute face floats my boats". Just the part in quotations though, not the entire thing… – Dick Salad"

    • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

      L2 use quotations.

    • Gallus

      Speaking for myself only, I *love* pics of dirty girls. Hee, hee, hee, …

    • ze tuga

      she´s freakkkinggg sexy πŸ˜› u must be g-a-y πŸ˜‰

      • http://www.facebook.com/Foques Arseny M

        she is one of those jealous prudes who use the logic of "i'm not hot enough to do this, so nobody should be doing this".

    • Bill Boner

      Paula, show me ugly tits.

      • silky

        look in the mirror

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #10 I'll take that kiss, now give us moar

    • hjh806

      I thought Michael Jackson Died…….

    • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

      Did anyone else just kiss their screen?

    • C-spot

      I'd need her to get rid of 35 lbs of make up first, yikes what are you trying to hide?

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.fitzsimmons David Fitzsimmons

      Stop the duck face please!!

    • IT

      Clown face meets duck face? …anybody? ….anybody??

  • Question_Mark_

    #45 There is now!

    • ttyl hef

      i hated em until about 30 seconds ago

    • Firefighter23

      Fuck Yeah there is! Ha I'm wearing my nonsexy Large Roy Halladay shirt right now!

    • DTAB

      Sign me up!

    • Boston Rugger

      Well the red sox are sucking so this is a much better option

    • Scoot

      I will always be a Phillies fan, but Rubin has really screwed the pooch since taking over. If you go back to the Ed Wade years and you look at some of the moves the team made, you can see how the skeleton was there for a good team. Gillick really pushed things to victory by addressing some major needs with bargain players. The low-risk, high-reward types like Victorino (rule 5), Werth (FA off the IR), Brad Lidge (Pujols meltdown boy), and Joe Blanton (most underrated 5th starter in baseball??). When Rubin took the keys, he systematically tore the team down by trading prospect talent for aging veterans and the result is a team that won't even make the playoffs this year. It's disheartening but I still love them.

      You have awesome boobs. Congrats.

      • Question_Mark_

        Way to take it too seriously…

      • still there

        Wade is a consultant for the Phillies…

    • Tyler Durden

      Phillies fan, Yankees fan, naw I'm just a boobie fan. And you my friend, are going to the World Series!

    • Clown Baby

      It really is looking sunny in Philly!

    • MattyDeuce

      I'll be at the game on Tuesday actually.

    • Bam Bam

      Go Nats.

    • Billy

      aaahy this pic is like 2 years old !!!!!!!! But yes a phillies fan for life !!!!!!!!!!

    • martytdx

      Woo-hoo! I've been lamenting the apparent lack of Philly Chivers (although I got a "Chive On" at the Down Home Diner last weekend).

      • Sick350Z

        I live in West Chester and I always get love when I rock my 3d BFM or one of my other 3 chive shirts. Gotta love college towns

    • trollatc

      Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers !!!

    • ChiroDawg

      Good to see some high quality Philly Chivette representation on here. Go Phils! Been a forgettable season but you have definitely brightened it. KCCO!

    • Sweeney38

      Born and raised in Philadelphia!!!! Huge Flyers and Phillies fan and it is easy to see why

    • saltygary

      Phuk Phily!

      • sorry

        hahahaha, you're a mets fan…

    • Wade

      absolutely gorgoues

  • John

    Paula, shut up πŸ™‚

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #12 WHAT!?? Why wasn't I invited!? Againsies?

      BTW I spend an hour writing that "The Chive for Dummies" shit! And meow you delete it?

      Kick in the nuts,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: (pointing at Paula): "The only reason to continue chiving. – Terry Bull"

      • Gtamazing

        Thumbs down for saying "Againsies"

      • Ken

        I love you Paula but like most things I don't care for the snobby remarks so what shall I do argue nope yell tits or GTFO no
        I think I am going to type with poor grammar a nd have a beer and realize the chive makes the world a better place for most of us

        • placenta_smoothie

          no one likes paula GTF out of here

      • freshfraser

        I ignore paula, I just figure she's lonely, and this is the most attention she gets all day

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      ha!

    • SaltLakeChiver

      And so John sayeth, so shall it be.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm sure he wasted another box of Kleenex right after that…

        …and another while watching his thumbs up go through the roof…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, shut up πŸ™‚ – Anonymous"

    • Larz

      I agree with John.

      • TotallyNotPaula

        I'm with Paula on this one! That's right, hate me for it!

        Hugs,
        Uhmmm… Totally not Paula (*cough*)

    • Luke Joson

      Nice.

    • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

      love john!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Et tu, Terry?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, shut up πŸ™‚ – Anonymous"

        • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

          yup!

    • Marko

      Thank you, John.

    • goatpunch

      Hmmm john, I wonder if this is actually intended to be a compliment for paula, since this is exactly the reaction she wanted. I can't decide if you actually are paying her respect, or were genuinely peeved

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You kidding? He deleted my entire "The Chive for Dummies"! It's obvious that he hates it that he loves me.

        It's one of those: "Gawd I love Paula so much but my friends would ridicule me for it" kind of thingsies.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

        • Jake With a Rake

          Hey Guys. There's this little shit kid on YouTube who tells people how to "deal with trolls". His screen name is Paula. I think we've found the prepubescent creator of this big bag of suck.

    • bdr

      Anybody know why Paula is even still alive??? Should have been taken care of by now. Eh, whatever just wish she would stop breathing and save the air for all the other chivers…..

    • Pr0n

      How are you not bored with this act yet? Everyone else is.

      • freshfraser

        exactly

      • chesterdrawers

        Paula makes this site, whatever…

    • Lisa

      I regret that I have but one "thumbs up" to give you John.

      • Penis Wrinkle

        Morning, Lisa. Rimmer?

        • JustSayin

          Haha! I have to laugh at your persistence.

    • https://www.facebook.com/GhoStedar Joel GhoStedar Pankratz

      Way to KCCO everybody. I can tell that EVERYONE let calmer heads prevail as is the Chive's way… right? Seriously, who cares what Paula says? You should all know that by encouraging her with down thumbs, you are trolling just as hard as she is. It's called an open forum for a reason; anyone can post whatever. Death wishes or threats are simply not Chive worthy!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        ❀
        Care for a free drink?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "There's a lot of people on the Internet with high blood pressure who risk death by troll – JohnnyBoy"

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #42 – Epic ink, Epic Hump. Good DAR. Incidentally, also answer to EVERYTHING.

    • superyoghurt

      looking at this, how is it possible that someone could be gay (no offence)

      • Roger

        sweetie please. Noboby's that gay…

    • sheoncebelieved

      Is that what Lisbeth Salander looks like from behind? I love her

      • its_forge

        No, if her bottom were that amazing I think there would be no men anywhere who did not see those movies.

    • Birdhaus32

      There should be an Ink FLBP, Ink Hump Day, Ink Mind the Gap etc etc. This is the proof!

      • yaknow

        Stopka?

    • notferme

      Ick…needs to shower, with soap, before taking a photo….

    • chase

      kaylee danger, cam girl. but PHENOMENAL ASS!

      • JustSayin

        Why thumbs down? He's right.

  • Andrew

    #45 Yes!

    • JESSE

      Any hot girls out there without irritating tattoos?

    • Don Vito

      That is epic underboob! ermehgerhd

    • PhillyKing

      I live in Center City Philly but I'm not a Philly sports fan. But you're fucking hot! Lets fuck!

    • Roger

      This is the most persuasive argument I have ever seen to become a Phillies fan.

  • Felcus

    #20 What kind of Patron is that?

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      that patron looks a little Jaegery

    • Birdhaus32

      Patron XO Cafe

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Coffee Tequila – not bad

    • KeithO

      Patron XO…. its pretty amazing

    • CARLITO

      I THINK IT IS JAGERMEISTER

    • Mike

      Patron comes either clear (silver) or one of two shades of gold (respasodo or anejo). That's definately not patron unless it's mixed with something.

      • TexasChiver

        well you my friend do not know all the types of patron.

        • Mike

          Well hero, why don't you enlighten us

    • its_forge

      Bah, tequila that tastes like soda pop, bah. If it doesn't make me look like I just got punched in the mouth then it ain't tequila.

    • Jebus

      It's fake – noones had a beard in Australia since Peter Russel Clarke

    • funkmaster

      Coffee flavored

    • MattyDeuce

      Cannot believe the number of people who have not heard or/seen XO Cafe. It could be that or the new XO Cafe Dark. Both are absolutely delicious.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I've only seen one liquor store in my state tat sells coffee Tequila.
        Stateside, there's a preference for the classic flavor.

        • MattyDeuce

          Well good sir, I bartend and we carry all of the various types of Patron, and as long as Pennsylvania is still considered stateside, I would say that it has definitely caught on here.

    • dlsanchez

      XO I think. It's their coffee tequila.

    • Felcus

      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've puked up that Patron Cafe stuff.

    • Lou

      delicious Patron!!! (coffee?)
      dude, i'll see you at 12 for being awesome in brisbane!

      • PoooBaaah

        Patron's version of a shot called a "Brave Bull" – it's equal parts tequila and Kahlua… chilled, it's abso-fucking-lutely fantastic

        • matt

          we call it a black bull. then with cream/milk its a white bull

    • Nato

      Cartel is now on my list of places to go once my KCCO arrives πŸ™‚
      Could we organise a QLD chivers and chivettes meetup here, I wonder?

      • the platypus

        dont forget the admittedly few of us in WA

    • https://www.facebook.com/geraldrdouglas Gerald Douglas

      Who care about that awful Patron. Cheers for that Dr Horrible shirt on the owner!

  • Frank

    #43…..DIBS!!

    • A12

      we need more and we needed it yesterday.

    • Josh

      I would just like to see more of her. Amazing smile, gorgeous hair, beautiful eyes. Yes. Please.

      • Tyler

        made me turn my head to the side.

  • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

    I hope someone bought me a white tank since I couldn't get to a computer today =/

    • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

      wow i was kidding… thanks for the negative votes D=
      lol

      • Tom

        No you weren't

        • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

          actually i was just trolling. so please continue to comment and rating. kkthxbai.

          • mittens

            In related news, thirteen people either haven't looked at your pics on twitter, or have vaginas. Thank you, and good night.

            • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

              LOL. this is why i love this website. ppl are the funniest.
              ❀

              • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

                I got you one

              • nate33uc

                yea, apparently no body can remember your post from the other day. your shit is epic. please continue to share. Have a great weekend violaceous girl

  • CatsNDogs

    #6 ermamggererdd – nipples !!

    • https://www.facebook.com/didier.jimenez.7 Didier Jimenez

      hahaha i uploaded this

    • Shanks

      Your dugs got tets…

      • merrtenz

        Ernd glawrcorma…

  • Bhodi

    #4 So True

    • tk421

      I see people write "then" in instances like this, but it should be "than" right? If so, I think it's a similar amount of douchiness to suck at spelling when making fun of someone.

      • its_forge

        Yes, that should be "than."

      • Imperial Officer

        Why aren't you at your post?

        • JustSayin

          Fucking lol!!

    • FuckinOff@Work

      First off, suck a dick grammar nazi! Fucktard isn't a real word either, but guess what tk421? You sir, are a fucktard! Second, there is a record store in my town that sells those kinda hats & the owner had some of those shiny stickers made that says "I'm sticker happy & love cocks" & he puts them on all of his hats.

      • silky

        There's a difference between making up a word and confusing two very simple and everyday words. Hell, making up words is fine, Bill Shakespeare made up hundreds of words in his plays and some are now in common usage. But, he wasn't so stupid as to confuse two everyday words.

      • tk421

        EXCLAMATION POINT!!! I'm sorry. How dare I even comment on the present day legend, Mr. Zach Braff. I never meant to imply I disagreed with Zach Braff's comment. Just pointing out that he used the wrong word. Zach Braff.

      • PA2AK

        Whatever…if the owner really puts those stickers on the hats…all arguments are invalid.

  • crazyk85

    #6

    Bitches love PBR

    • KW6969

      wow, talk about a nip slip

  • acupofjoe

    WOW… #3

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      holy cow, pamela anderson used to be hot.

      • Capt. Obvious

        She was worth a squirt at 18. Now it would be like masterbating with a filthy dishrag.

      • http://twitter.com/westbc69 @westbc69

        Did you know she was found and became famous just by being at a football game and the Jumbo tron zoomed in on her the rest is history

      • Karl

        She aged kind of like she got hepatitis. Weird.

    • FuckinOff@Work

      She kinda aged like milk huh? wow

    • Phil

      Ahhhh…. My youth! My brother had this poster… I wonder if he stil has it?

    • Dale

      I'd do her back then even though she had tiny titties

    • partysauce

      "That's some top drawer white woman. white woman like that makes black bitches angry!"

  • Metallnot

    #3 what? o.O<img src="http://tinyurl.com/c7gx5zk&quot; width="1" height="1" />

  • BigPup

    #23 Welp, my day is ruined… #42 Better now πŸ™‚

    • Rahm Emanuel

      Kill them with kindness…and a GREAT ASS!!!

    • chase

      #42 kaylee danger, cam girl. but PHENOMENAL ASS!

  • Alvin

    #49 bam winner

    • Guest

      agreed

  • passwordistaco

    #24 We have a code blue.

    • weldsoft

      Being done in by dat ass would be a kind way to go…

  • Just Blue Myself

    #17- Douch-Chill

  • U know its true

    #16 makes it hard to wash the semen down the drain.

    • Firefighter23

      Creepy………..

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Women, you think YOU have it bad in your Public Bathrooms?

  • bob_the_cook

    #31 yum

    • yaknow

      Looks so familiar….can't….remember…..name! Fap Fap!

      • axonik

        marion cotillard

    • SteveMcQueen

      She cannot be trusted!

      • thedude325

        Dude…It's like in every movie, she turns out to be a bitch.

    • its_forge

      Uhhh, French girls make me crazy

      • silky

        French girls are crazy u mean

    • Mac

      guys have we learned nothing? this bitch will ruin you. first she'll haunt your dreams, then she'll destroy your city. don't give in to the face. it's a scam

    • junior

      such a babe

    • The Oldar

      The definition of mature sexy.

      • AirwolfWilly

        That's how Bruce Wayne was duped.

    • bob

      It kind of looks like she's lifting a cheek and squeezing out a fart….but in a really cute, sexy way.

  • Hrdwood

    #37 silent alarms and museum security in 3, 2, 1…

  • Likey

    #26 nothin' looks pretty good to me

    • homie

      MOAR please… that is sexy..

    • Guest

      take sumthin' off

    • DTAB

      I hope those are real!

    • Crashfistfite

      Youre out of soap.

    • The Libertine

      I'm thinking this might be a butter face.

    • IrishMan

      My problems is she said "here goes nothing", So I was expecting her to wear nothing. At good start though.

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #30 It's all fun and games until somebody reduces everything within 10 feet to a crater.

    • Firefighter23

      Ouch Ahmed stop it! *Lisp Voice*

      • guard

        Boom. *silence*

    • Question_Mark_

      Al Qaeda takes freeze tag very seriously

    • Pokes

      And then it's just a game…find the body parts.

    • Turbodude

      Just a bunch of butt rangers doing some male bonding…how sweet

  • aaron

    And then out of nowhere the DAR appears, and everything seems alright. Thanks Chive!

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