Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Vic

    #18 sexy….i would like her sit on me

    • Vic

      idiot….i would LET her sit on me…..must be the damn wine…

      • Applefish

        Forever Friend Zoned.

    • bloo

      #7 Jesus Christ! How many times are they going to post this damn picture here?

      • DaddyD

        At least 4 more times before the week is out, mostly just to piss you off. Then once a month for all eternity.

        • a-nom


    • Child Please

      I think you meant to say you'd like her to sit on your face

    • http://www.facebook.com/zed.kelly Zed Kelly

      That's not a pussy on your back. It is an asshole.

    • ja rule

      sit on my face

    • trollatc

      Friendzone level 1000000

      • tralfaz

        Friendzone level Chair

    • Cjat

      I didn't realize she was sitting on someone until you wrote that.

  • TXChiver

    #16 made me laugh too long

    • El Coño

      Yo tambien.

    • torc111

      i nearly cried…

    • https://www.facebook.com/HeatherAHall Heather Carpenter Hall

      Too funny!

  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.pecoraro Joey Pecoraro

    Exercise Level: Fabulous

    • 6655321

      That's a dude.

  • adonisallan

    #9 Kid's haircut… is that a parenting FAIL or WIN?

    • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

      FAIL. Definitely a FAIL.

      • DaddyD

        Hair grows out. These kids will get mocked mercilessly and will learn a lesson.

        • hpph00

          As a punishment it's a win!

    • Disagree!

      I'm going with win! They are obviously on some "environmental learning" thing, and these parents got their kids all hyped up by giving them a rattler and a lizard. They will remember everything and feel like total studs in the class. WIN without doubt.

    • Taco_Depot

      are you saying you didn't have ridiculously, awesomely terrible haircut ideas when you were 7?

  • Oh yes

    DAMN YOU VIC!!!1!

    – not logged in

    • Vic

      your welcomE!

      • Vic

        and that is because i scrolled up and down like 3 times….seriously…

  • PROnouncer

    #17 Forever alone.

    • Feel like trolling

      Gee – never saw that comment coming.

    • Child Please

      All I see is a panda bear

    • socalmarti

      That kid desperatley needed his mother. Poor guy.

      • Flake

        Make fun of him all you want but that takes guts knowing everyone will stare at you and make fun of you. Kids got balls, more balls than most people who shit on him.

  • adonisallan

    #7 that pale, thin guy at the front, I don't think they even know he's there… he's so thin.

    • Really?

      Again with this picture, Chive, WTF?

    • a-nom

      Turtle neck and chain…sippin on a light beer

    • tybardy

      the three dudes in the back is a wall photo… the dude in the front is taking a picture in front of a wall picture of three dudes, either ironically (kinda funny) or to post to facebook to seem cool (no cool)

    • Ken

      I AM McLovin!

  • Peter

    #29 you'd think Paris Hilton would have a photoshoot every time she hits the gym..

  • Chester

    What kind of boobs are your favorite?

    I prefer large and somewhat sloppy.

    • Gsuss

      Do you mean watery sloppy, or careless sloppy?

    • Notme

      A cup, B cup

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        I like the bewbs that are tits. You know, the ones that are on a woman and have nipples. Those are my favorite.

  • Peter

    #8 Damn that Taco Bell…

  • Metallnot

    love those nails<img src="http://tinyurl.com/c7gx5zk&quot; width="1" height="1" />

    • Oli

      I will help ya out #3

  • spanky

    #26 you sir are doing it right

    • adonisallan

      you do know that the "sir" you're talking about is a wax figure, right?

    • Chester

      R.I.P. Benny Hill

    • The Oldar

      I bet you heard the Benny Hill Music playing too when you saw this picture.

    • Chaz Worthington

      Her name is Hillary Kinzler and she is from Dallas but lives in LA

  • A.E.

    #27 f*cking amazing, people really are awesome

  • redsolocup

    Friend Zone Level 9000 #18

    • Sjaak

      I didn't even notice the guy…

    • Feel like trolling

      Gee – didn't see this clever comment coming.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      that kid is her gimp!!! completely dominated

  • adonisallan

    #28 Is this a new kind of twins? I've heard of siamese (conjoined) twins, but, what the heck is this?

  • F16Chiver

    #18 Friend Zone Level: Kill yourself

  • Louis

    Popups now! I'm not mad.. I'm just disappointed..

    • thinfitfastgirl

      Update your firefox, then the pop-ups will magically disappear…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #8 Looks like someone had some chili.

  • General

    #28 "This won't be gay at all bro!"

    • ASH

      perhaps the doucheiest thing I've seen in awhile.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.d.zavala Anthony Danger Zavala

    #24 it like the twins from THE SHINING but with douchebags instead!

    • Kyle

      This pic is from Romania.
      Eastern Europe seems to be plentifully supplied with the d-bag look.

  • Kigali
    • Please

      Shut the fuck up penis face.

  • Maverick

    i woke up just to check this ❀

  • Lisa

    #5 that fish is just too damn big. I don't know or care if it's real or photoshop or what. It's going to haunt my dreams tonight. Gawd.

    • Penis Wrinkle

      Lisa, before you sleep, Rimmer? I won't ask again.

      • Lisa

        You know, I'm reluctant to reply, but F it. I'm used to trolls. I usually just feel sorry for them. Life is too short to waste any thought on something so pathetic. I love thechive though. Sometimes, it really is the best 6 minutes of my day. πŸ™‚

        And you're just pathetic PW. Really? Suggesting a rimmer repeatedly is the best thing you can come up with? Get some imagination…somewhere…rent it if you have to. Hell…I bet Wal-Mart has some in the clearance aisle.

        Peace. πŸ˜‰

        • Penis Wrinkle

          So…you're saying maybe.

          • Lisa

            I am saying "No. I do not want a 'rimmer' from you, ever. Kindly go off into a corner and fuck yourself with a pair of scissors."

            I'm mellow most of the time…today's been a horrible day though…so Penis Wrinkle, go fuck yourself. Jerk. Seriously…find something worthwhile to do with your time.

            I shall now go back to ignoring you because what matters most in my world is my daughter and the hope that her epilepsy will stay under control.

            • CRAZY LISA

              Why you got to bring your daughter into this, maybe it's your fault she got EPILEPSY.

              • Lisa

                Fuck you.

                • FUkkkkk uuuuuuu

                  YOU are the one that shouldn't have gotten FUCKED. IF you kept your leggs closed none of this would have happened.YOU.

                  • Lisa

                    You're an idiot. I was married. I thoroughly enjoy that part of married life. πŸ™‚ My husband was a sniper in Bosnia too. What red blooded American woman WOULDN'T TACKLE HER HUSBAND whenever she could?!?!? Knothead.

                    Besides, my daughters epilepsy and the things we've learned because of the challenges in her life have saved the lives of other people. πŸ™‚ No exaggeration.

                    I hope you'll find a peaceful way to live ya little internet troll. πŸ™‚ I'm done with this conversation. πŸ˜‰

        • UGLY

          Do you SWALLOW

      • Hbt42-44

        She's right. That is pretty weak dude. My gramps has more game than that.

        • Penis Wrinkle

          Yeah, I'm serious about all this.

      • Yeppers

        PW is such a romantic!

    • Kix

      Definitely shopped

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      it looks like a Grouper fish, which do get large, but it would be uncanny to ever see one larger than a shark. shopped for sure

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.grant.1257 Mark Grant

      Yeah, not real. Made with Photocrash app.

  • MattKL

    #2 Moar!

    • ChestRockwellz

      How about a few pics of them getting clean and a few more of them drying off??

    • Ben

      I live in Sioux Falls…boy do I feel foolish.

      • smallchinaman

        I'd feel sad if I lived in Sioux Falls.

        • Ben

          Now I do.

    • Brad N.

      Chive On Girls! Sorry I missed the run…

    • VaderWRX

      Find the one on the left

      • UGLY

        They need moar MUD.
        They are ugly get more MUD and cover their faces.

    • AnywhereButSF


  • freddy boy

    #24 Saw a high school kid last night with a diamond ear ring and minimally $500 in super clothing. These kids are in such deep shit if we ever have a war here.

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