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Your eyebrows look….good (34 Photos)

August 23, 2012 | In: Creepy, FAIL, WTF

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Cross496

I won't have a boner for a week

Man Deener

I had no problem rubbing one out. Unfortunately, I dropped a load on my keyboard, and now my motherboard is fried!!!! FML!!!
https://www.facebook.com/david.richy David Riky

Agreed!
hoosierdadvitar

well apparently #21 gives something a boner…check out that sweet hickey on her neck….im with you, penis officially out of order

Uh..

I think some of these are dudes..

chesterdrawers

#26 how would you pass that up??? You guys just don't know the good stuff when you see it…

Jack Wagon

Ya defiantly no boners, how long has #9 been dead?

KW6969

oh, i actually liked her…

cleojones

just threw up just a little bit.. thanks
Si1entStatic

That is a good question… how did I pass that up?? I had it squarely in front of my truck grill all the way up until impact… let me check the truck……………….. HOLY CRAP there is a face imprint on my bumper….. and yet it survived

StevieB

So many things to kill, so little fire.
Vent187

#7 I bet that's Paula..
http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

Man no kidding. Honestly got a little scared with #11 when I scrolled down.
munyshot

I can't help but think that most of these people are dead by now.

javirt

First.

https://www.facebook.com/jamhougin James Hall

Awe your first second, well done you. take a bow.
hoosierdadvitar

fucktard
Azz84

Erm…. sorry to burst your bubble you are not first javirt, you appear second after Cross496, so your not first. EPIC FAIL!

Metallnot

#20 o.O<img src="http://tinyurl.com/c7gx5zk" width="1" height="1" />

Sophia

What the pluck?
loves sammiches

No. No. They grew that way naturally.
Applefish

The Odd Life of Timothy Green?

Nibloid

This has shocked me.

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

These people have bigger problems than their eyebrows

Kigali

:/ <img src="http://www2.clustrmaps.com/stats/maps-no_clusters/www.magicznerodzenstwo.ownlog.com-thumb.jpg" alt="" width="1" height="1" /><img src="http://rg.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/ff0000/128/0/6szbksffjeh.png" width="1" style="border:0" /><img src="http://s05.flagcounter.com/count/1Jx/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="Free counters!" width="1" height="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/YVK/bg=000000/txt=FFFFFF/border=CCCCCC/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=Visitors/labels=1/" width="1" height="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/tcRC/bg=000000/txt=FFFFFF/border=CCCCCC/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=Visitors/labels=1/" width="1" height="1" border="0" />

Please

I will give you a dollar if you go fuck yourself…

suck me dry

those eyebrows can suck me all the way off

urdumb

You sir………..are not funny

Art

i don't blame him. He clearly has some kind of disorder.

Barack Obama

My teleprompter tells me that he actually is in fact very funny…..

the common man

he's funny as fuck so fuck u

MiNty fresh

Common man shouldn't you be golfing?

Hot person

can I suck you off?
me…bn

someone please pay a hooker to suck his dick completely off, and i mean removal from his body! That way this will all end!!!!
Scaggnettii

makes me laugh everytime. you guys are a bunch a girls
hoosierdadvitar

SMD! fuck it bro! ima fan, haters gonna hate
ItsTrue

Paula will suck you off.

Gonasiphaherpalitis

You mean Mac.

Yuup!

Babe ruth, wayne gretzky, michael jordan, muhammad ali and now SMD.. Your witnessing greatness people.

meturkeysta

It would be easy to get drunk and wake up beside a few of these.

Anonymous

Better that than a chick who shaves a cranium that isn't shaped right.

Carter

No, no, no…I'm sorry dude, but even in my worst month I wouldn't.

Jack

How do you sleep at night?

Max

Dude #30 wouldn't be bad actually..fix those brows and she's pretty hot.

Lea Magnito

Yeah I think you're on your own with that one…
Cecil

If by drunk you mean beaten unconscious with a hammer, and then having ones eyes poked out, then yeah drunk would apply.

http://www.facebook.com/brandon.gehrke.3 Brandon Gehrke

I don't know how drunk I would have to be to want to…..ya know…

Si1entStatic

a good start would be the entire world's Tequila supply.
Cecil

I see myself lying dead of alcohol poisoning, while a couple of these gems use my newly stiffened dong to experience actual live sex for the first/last time.

Lizzard

Those got progressively worse as I went down the page. Absolutely horrible!!!
G_Had

That was like acid to my eyes

Timmer

Except worse!
blah blah

that would be more relaxing than looking this pieces of darwin's shit

DQ3

Wat
wornout

I must admit it was very difficult to fap to this post, but #26 really did it for me.

LOL

I laughed at your comment…….but ah why did you have to repost that horrible horrible picture…..

waitaminute

Its not horrible! Check out those DSL's!!!!!

waitaminute

I guess DSN works too….. look at the size of those nostrils!

Cecil

I am getting odds looks for laughing so damned hard at my desk. Dick Sized Nostrils is just another word for options.

J.S. Wright

I'll take, "Things That Would Make SEAL Team Six Sterile" for $1000, Mr. Trebek.
BIG ROB

Thank God my sister wasnt on here
http://www.facebook.com/taylor.younce Taylor Younce

I couldn't even make it past the first ten without getting legitimately creeped out

oldmanbingle

Seriously. I would be concerned for my safety around several of those.

Andy Valentine

#6 – My 80s nostalgia senses are tingling. WHAT do I know her from, or does she look just like someone from an 80s (maybe 90s) TV series?

Fatguychubbynuts

That's Raven Symone. She polayed Olivia on the Cosby show ya knob.. And Raven in the lesser acclaimed series, "That's so Raven".

oops

played*

RicH

It is a combination of portrayed and played. I think it will be added to the dictionary next year. I mean they added f-bomb this year, so I think there's a chance.

Theresia

Raven Symoné Cosby Show/That's So Raven
http://www.facebook.com/bubbabrand Bubba West

its raven, cosby show
The Woim

She also has a huge set of cans. So there's that…
Zonezgirl

Raven from Thats So Raven LOL or the little girl from The Cosby Show. But they all freaked me out.
maribella

She also appeared in a couple of episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-AIr." And that's also how I know those are her real eyebrows.

Dave

#11 Rollin Ballz

1C451

7. 6. 2. millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket…
Burger

Kirk Unit! V'Ger must find the creator!!!!

peteVSpete

Sweet Christ on crutches, how many years did it take to accrue these bits of nightmare?!
MrGruse

#27 can't find words…

dicktree

Just like the guy in the pic.. if words means vagina

MrGruse

good play! dick free!

Icanspell

Momma always said there was somebody for everyone…
Pit_Boss

I can find the words, but it is more like a prayer "Please dont procreate, please dont procreate, please dont procreate…"
http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

Is that Paul McCartney's broke-ass little brother?
Devlin745

double mustache

Jamie

KCACO!

Oli

I do like your attempt but a good old KCCO would have been fine.

http://emzilla.blog.com Emzilla

Yeah the A makes me feel like I have to try to pronounce it. I keep getting something between Murloc and rooster.

http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

cacao I believe is what you're looking for here. and no, chocolate is not needed.

SRT

What the hell did i just look at???
evan

Too good. #4 is especially…..good

Si1entStatic

If she was talking to me I wouldn't know if she was mad, sad, surprised, shocked, or confused with that current brow design…….

Slade Garrison

I work as a graveyard shift security guard for a building, and I can normally count on theChive to get me through the tedious boredom at this hour. And now I'll be expecting horrible demons to sneak up behind me the rest of the night. Thanks for making my job suck now Chive.

Joe

I'm working an overnight shift on security right now as well. Every dark corner I see now freaks me out and I think #16 is going to appear out of a black cloud -_-
KCCO brother!

http://www.facebook.com/nathaniel.maldonado Nathaniel Van Maldonado

I all most throw up the cereal that I just ate
Turrebo

#31 Motion capturing model of the year.

MonkeyMadness

She's not bad looking but eyebrows are the least of her problems.
MajorTom

#31
I've always wanted to have a very powerful magnet when I see people like this.

Devlin745

^ This
buzzkill

surgical steel is normally anti-magnetic. find poor people with piercings to try your magnet on

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