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August 23, 2012 |
In: Creepy, FAIL, WTF
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Category: Creepy, FAIL, WTF
I won't have a boner for a week
I had no problem rubbing one out. Unfortunately, I dropped a load on my keyboard, and now my motherboard is fried!!!! FML!!!
well apparently #21 gives something a boner…check out that sweet hickey on her neck….im with you, penis officially out of order
I think some of these are dudes..
#26 how would you pass that up??? You guys just don't know the good stuff when you see it…
Ya defiantly no boners, how long has #9 been dead?
oh, i actually liked her…
just threw up just a little bit.. thanks
That is a good question… how did I pass that up?? I had it squarely in front of my truck grill all the way up until impact… let me check the truck……………….. HOLY CRAP there is a face imprint on my bumper….. and yet it survived
So many things to kill, so little fire.
#7 I bet that's Paula..
Man no kidding. Honestly got a little scared with #11 when I scrolled down.
I can't help but think that most of these people are dead by now.
Awe your first second, well done you. take a bow.
Erm…. sorry to burst your bubble you are not first javirt, you appear second after Cross496, so your not first. EPIC FAIL!
#20 o.O<img src="http://tinyurl.com/c7gx5zk" width="1" height="1" />
What the pluck?
No. No. They grew that way naturally.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green?
This has shocked me.
These people have bigger problems than their eyebrows
:/ <img src="http://www2.clustrmaps.com/stats/maps-no_clusters/www.magicznerodzenstwo.ownlog.com-thumb.jpg" alt="" width="1" height="1" /><img src="http://rg.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/ff0000/128/0/6szbksffjeh.png" width="1" style="border:0" /><img src="http://s05.flagcounter.com/count/1Jx/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="Free counters!" width="1" height="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/YVK/bg=000000/txt=FFFFFF/border=CCCCCC/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=Visitors/labels=1/" width="1" height="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/tcRC/bg=000000/txt=FFFFFF/border=CCCCCC/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=Visitors/labels=1/" width="1" height="1" border="0" />
I will give you a dollar if you go fuck yourself…
those eyebrows can suck me all the way off
You sir………..are not funny
i don't blame him. He clearly has some kind of disorder.
My teleprompter tells me that he actually is in fact very funny…..
he's funny as fuck so fuck u
Common man shouldn't you be golfing?
can I suck you off?
someone please pay a hooker to suck his dick completely off, and i mean removal from his body! That way this will all end!!!!
makes me laugh everytime. you guys are a bunch a girls
SMD! fuck it bro! ima fan, haters gonna hate
Paula will suck you off.
You mean Mac.
Babe ruth, wayne gretzky, michael jordan, muhammad ali and now SMD.. Your witnessing greatness people.
It would be easy to get drunk and wake up beside a few of these.
Better that than a chick who shaves a cranium that isn't shaped right.
No, no, no…I'm sorry dude, but even in my worst month I wouldn't.
How do you sleep at night?
Dude #30 wouldn't be bad actually..fix those brows and she's pretty hot.
Yeah I think you're on your own with that one…
If by drunk you mean beaten unconscious with a hammer, and then having ones eyes poked out, then yeah drunk would apply.
I don't know how drunk I would have to be to want to…..ya know…
a good start would be the entire world's Tequila supply.
I see myself lying dead of alcohol poisoning, while a couple of these gems use my newly stiffened dong to experience actual live sex for the first/last time.
Those got progressively worse as I went down the page. Absolutely horrible!!!
That was like acid to my eyes
that would be more relaxing than looking this pieces of darwin's shit
I must admit it was very difficult to fap to this post, but #26 really did it for me.
I laughed at your comment…….but ah why did you have to repost that horrible horrible picture…..
Its not horrible! Check out those DSL's!!!!!
I guess DSN works too….. look at the size of those nostrils!
I am getting odds looks for laughing so damned hard at my desk. Dick Sized Nostrils is just another word for options.
I'll take, "Things That Would Make SEAL Team Six Sterile" for $1000, Mr. Trebek.
Thank God my sister wasnt on here
I couldn't even make it past the first ten without getting legitimately creeped out
Seriously. I would be concerned for my safety around several of those.
#6 – My 80s nostalgia senses are tingling. WHAT do I know her from, or does she look just like someone from an 80s (maybe 90s) TV series?
That's Raven Symone. She polayed Olivia on the Cosby show ya knob.. And Raven in the lesser acclaimed series, "That's so Raven".
It is a combination of portrayed and played. I think it will be added to the dictionary next year. I mean they added f-bomb this year, so I think there's a chance.
Raven Symoné Cosby Show/That's So Raven
its raven, cosby show
She also has a huge set of cans. So there's that…
Raven from Thats So Raven LOL or the little girl from The Cosby Show. But they all freaked me out.
She also appeared in a couple of episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-AIr." And that's also how I know those are her real eyebrows.
#11 Rollin Ballz
7. 6. 2. millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket…
Kirk Unit! V'Ger must find the creator!!!!
Sweet Christ on crutches, how many years did it take to accrue these bits of nightmare?!
#27 can't find words…
Just like the guy in the pic.. if words means vagina
good play! dick free!
Momma always said there was somebody for everyone…
I can find the words, but it is more like a prayer "Please dont procreate, please dont procreate, please dont procreate…"
Is that Paul McCartney's broke-ass little brother?
I do like your attempt but a good old KCCO would have been fine.
Yeah the A makes me feel like I have to try to pronounce it. I keep getting something between Murloc and rooster.
cacao I believe is what you're looking for here. and no, chocolate is not needed.
What the hell did i just look at???
Too good. #4 is especially…..good
If she was talking to me I wouldn't know if she was mad, sad, surprised, shocked, or confused with that current brow design…….
I work as a graveyard shift security guard for a building, and I can normally count on theChive to get me through the tedious boredom at this hour. And now I'll be expecting horrible demons to sneak up behind me the rest of the night. Thanks for making my job suck now Chive.
I'm working an overnight shift on security right now as well. Every dark corner I see now freaks me out and I think #16 is going to appear out of a black cloud -_-
I all most throw up the cereal that I just ate
#31 Motion capturing model of the year.
She's not bad looking but eyebrows are the least of her problems.
I've always wanted to have a very powerful magnet when I see people like this.
surgical steel is normally anti-magnetic. find poor people with piercings to try your magnet on
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