Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FJIiIiRST again, what'cha gonna do about it Johnsie?

    – the one that knows you're sleeping right meow

    • Maverick


    • NeededFirst

      I've been refreshing non-stop! How do you get your comment up the instant the DMA goes live?

      • Rosa_

        oh didn't you know Paula has 'special' internet powers, she even knows what you are thinking right now..

      • I'mOnToYouJohnBoy

        It's because Paula is actually John's alias

    • YupPaula


    • bp7

      fuck off paula

    • https://www.facebook.com/MortenPrangNorup Morten Prang Norup

      How's about a nice, big cup of STFU and a slice if hot IP-ban?

      • https://www.facebook.com/MortenPrangNorup Morten Prang Norup


    • Drew

      You want to know what's soooo f"n embarrassing is you PRE-prepared that message before hand so you could guarantee yourself first…….. Seriously loser move out of your parents basement and GET A LIFE

      • JohnnyBoy

        I know this is Internet blasphemy because trolls are supposed to be douches, but you gotta love em. It brings out the wound up people like Drew out of the woodwork. No offense buddy, it's not just you. There's a lot of people on the Internet with high blood pressure who risk death by troll.

        But fear not! There is help! Trolls feed off your anger like the dark side. They lose their power when you don't take it seriously!

        Now I'm going to eagerly wait in anticipation for the all caps responses. Wait for it…

        • Caps

          I really don't have anything to add.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          – Fan testimonial: "There's a lot of people on the Internet with high blood pressure who risk death by troll – JohnnyBoy"

          • Vent187

            Paula smells like big foot's dick.

          • trollonski

            Paula darling, let me fuck your monkey ass

    • chargers suck

      you beat john edwards for biggest douche in the universe, congrats.

      • stan

        you spelled obama wrong

        • kapp


    • https://www.facebook.com/GhoStedar Joel GhoStedar Pankratz

      Way to KCCO everybody. I can tell that EVERYONE let calmer heads prevail as is the Chive's way… right? Seriously, who cares what Paula says? You should all know that by encouraging her with down thumbs, you are trolling just as hard as she is. It's called an open forum for a reason; anyone can post whatever. Death wishes or threats are simply not Chive worthy!

      • JHL1


    • Bargain bob

      I still love you paula but your comments that piss people off just isn't funny anymore

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #14 They see me rollin'…

    • Gege

      Boycott France show love for Lance

      • ick

        um, you do know that its the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency that says it's stripping Lance Armstrong of his Tour de France titles. the International Cycling Union & Tour de France organizers both are saying WTF.

  • minz

    love how the DMA is posted at 12 am pst!!!! oh, and i choose you…boobs! #15

    • http://www.facebook.com/taylor.younce Taylor Younce

      even better at 9pm HST!

      • minz


    • kahnsbushymustache

      gotta catch 'em all!

    • Thud

      Mmmmm… Pokeboobs

    • dirtysteve99

      That's the first time I've ever seen that bra with enough tit's to fill it!

    • Groggy

      Seriously? We're not over the Poke-bra yet? It lost its novelty somewhere around the time someone posted the 8,937,492,837,489,124th picture of it.

      • http://emzilla.blog.com Emzilla

        …I've never seen the .gif, so no. ;D

  • Metallnot

    #4 the boy has a future<img src="http://tinyurl.com/c7gx5zk&quot; width="1" height="1" />

    • Oli

      Don't worry little guy it gets a lot better!

    • Groggy

      ….as a Gynecologist

  • UCLAbruin

    #9 Why are Kangaroo's so badass?!

    • SuperiorTo8

      Because everything in Australia evolves for the sole purpose of killing everything else in Australia

      • Thomas

        It's true, i'm Australian and i have no idea how i've survived so long

        • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

          Have you been killing everything else?

  • MeEe


  • pingpong

    #15 boob-i–chu, I choose you!

    • big papa

      why wouldnt u go with Pika-boob

    • meh

      Why would you go with either? Pikaboob refuses to go in a poke ball

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #12 Yeah, the Chive Meetup was a BLAST again!

    Hey look, there even was a female too!

    – the one you love to hate

    • smallchinaman

      Did you go to a meet up and not tell me?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I may or may not have gone to 2 or 3 meetups. Or not at all. Or maybe all of them.
        It's not that I don't want to tell you, I was just too bloody drunk to remember. Anything.

        – Fan testimonial: "There's a lot of people on the Internet with high blood pressure who risk death by troll – JohnnyBoy"

    • matt

      damn…. i actually found that pretty funny

    • The_Hellequin

      Haaaaaahahahahaha! I think the voting down of your comments has become a habit, because that's f'ing funny!

  • redsolocup

    #4 #8 They grow so fast. 😉

  • katniss



  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

    #24 damn, now that's what I call sexy!!!

    • czm

      Look closely. Burned bra, side tie panties. Nice.

  • The Bandit

    #11…better than the remake!
    #15 #24…oh yeah!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #16 Vincent van Gogh would have been so proud to have seen this…

    – the one you love to hate

    • Paul

      I think you mean Dali…

      • JHL1

        The troll eats well again.

    • the tuna

      Dali indeed, perhaps if Paula spent more time learning and less trolling she would have known that.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Damn, Chivers are just too easy to bait. Give me a chalenge will ya!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Mechanic

          It's 'challenge' dumbass!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            This is me right meow:
            <img src="http://i.imgur.com/3mnhG.gif"&gt;
            – the one you love to hate

            • guest

              because you can't spell?

            • Jeff

              Stop you're going to hurt the wall.

            • smallchinaman

              You will be doing this for awhile….

            • HumpDan

              Please do that to a untempered large glass window.

          • Mattew

            you sir walked right into that one…..

        • amrith777

          Welp–I have not been around much for awhile,but I see nothing here has changed. *wipes a tear from eye* Sniff,sniff…It's kinda touching…..

          And I still love you,Paula!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            ❤ A M R I T H !!!1! ❤

            – the one who saved your ass once

    • dayman

      Stop falling for her traps! Each reply to her (obvious) trolling attempts only makes it stronger!

  • Chester

    I dig the big droopy hangers.

    If you can clap them together, let's talk.

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    #7 freaked me the fck out.

    • insted

      Did it really?

    • Static

      geez, if a website pissed me off like that, i just wouldnt go to it. Seems you spend a LOT of time here even though you seem to hate it. How aBoUt YoU go DO SOME thing WIth ALL YOur'E SpARE time?
      I find it most of all funny that you say the only pictures of black people are ones they make fun of.. seriously??? have you been paying attention? for every ONE picture of a black guy, there are THOUSANDS of whites, chinese, mexican, russian, etc etc etc…. that they make fun of. Get a grip

    • Ned Ryerson

      Yup, me too. BING!!!!!!!

    • Principal Skinner

      Took me a minute to see it, but when i did….i freaked out.

    • Serge

      You mad bro?

    • evilTwin

      Captain Spaulding!!!

    • Anomanom

      Go away plox.

    • Matt

      Here's a suggestion. If you don't enjoy looking at "white girls" (even though Chive has a WIDE variety of women) then don't look at it. Then go start your own website that focuses on black women and things that are of interest to black people.

      Problem solved.

    • SaltLakeChiver

      Oh hey, you're back. Looks like we need to sign your email up for some more horse porn or something.

    • Turd F.

      "What's a matter kid, don'tcha like clowns???"

    • Master

      Just another field nig who thinks he's a house nig.

    • Master

      get back in the field before you get a lashing boy!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      zero fucks are given to this person

    • Anon

      Thanks for visiting!!!! I also like how you're replying the this hottest girl on this page! Chive On!!!!

  • Mathias

    #24 Right after Megan Fox this is my favorite mechanic.

    • its_forge

      I like this one a LOT better than Megan Fox.

    • JHL1

      You spelled "Way ahead of" wrong.

  • Manny

    Draw me like your Italian girls???? #1

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #5 The first dive into the pool on the first day of summer vacation best feeling in the world. I want to be a kid again.

  • Vic

    #15 is great. i will never say another bad thing about pokemon!

  • Rosa_

    if only there was a backup..

    • JESSE

      There is one but its old, corrupted, and probably has really saggy balls.

      • Rosa_

        *No balls

        • Chaz

          Looks more like Zac de la Roca than Jesus.

    • http://twitter.com/MWJohnson1 @MWJohnson1

      So funny. I loved ready the article. Almost died. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

  • Noah

    #21 What!? How!? I can't stop watching this.

    • April C

      Gif magic!

    • Muadieb
    • El_Hefe

      Maybe Lance Armstrong could watch this

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    this album actually left me speechless lol. i dont even know what to say.

    • Craigery

      Yeah, Thriller is an awesome album.

  • Mark

    #29 Venus ? How do you have a cat like that and not call it Two-Face…

    • Don113

      The nametag should be a coin with one side all burned and scuffed up.

    • Mr X

      Harvey would be an acceptable name as well

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I would of gone with JANUS

    • Ed Venture

      I would go with Bele or Lokai.

    • Craigery

      I'd name it "Dickens". (A Tale of Two Kitties)

    • Thomas

      Because not everyone is a nerd.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Kimberleena Kim Dawn

      Or at the very least Gemini!

      • Kristen

        That's stupid, you dumb whore.

    • PhilipMyBeer

      Should have named it Janus

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #24 Don't worry; you'll get help before you even want it. Horny virgin Chivers are all over the place meowadays.

    – the one you love to hate

    • chesterdrawers

      Mostly cops…

    • John

      I get a kick how you try so hard to insult the exact community you're dying to be a part of. I just don't get it.

      • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

        what's worse: trolling, or being such a lame that you aim to be successful at trolling?

        • california

          Paula is a hippo.

    • Vent187

      Stop saying meow, it's not sexy.

    • chargers suck

      money on the only dick you ever got was plastic.

  • Anonymous

    24…. Sweet fancy Moses

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