I don’t even know what’s right anymore (33 Photos)

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  • bored

    n the word of P Diddy…ONE, ONE ONE, ONE, ONE!

    • CCJosh

      N the word of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?

    • Daniel Tosh

      fuck p-diddy he is a no talent "let me still your spot light" douchebag.

      • mellow

        *steal

      • Spelling Police

        *spotlight

    • TomatoTipper

      As we proceed to give you what you need.

    • Geeroid

      I see that you came, you saw, you're first, as much as I did today.

    • billy

      P. diddy sucks!

  • Stick

    #21
    Popular in Camden

    • Frank M

      *the White House

    • Craigery

      They sell this in New Jersey?

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Sorry, just Japan

    • Anomanom

      Want

  • Verbal_Kint

    #1 canception

    • twd22285

      i see what you did there!

      • Kristen

        Wow, you're a brilliant twat-waffle.

        • Miles

          absolutely amazing

    • MadHater

      Or if you're from the U.K – Tinception

      • savanath

        where is your god now…

  • r1rider

    #7 fuck that shit!

    • Kodos

      no; don't!… remember, oral *IS* sex!

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      reminds me of a bj i got in college, afterwards I referred to her as "the shark" behind her back

      • Kristen

        *him
        **his

    • guest

      All new! Buy yours today. The black and decker pecker wrecker!

    • https://www.facebook.com/dlhuxtable Dillan-Lee Huxtable

      It said free Blowjob .. Fucking that shit will probably cost you ..

  • Verbal_Kint

    #8 I laughed WAY to hard at this… Also, let my people go…

    • chesterdrawers

      Reminds me of the old "how do you get 20,000,000 Jews in a Volkswagon" Joke…

      In the ashtray…

    • Westbankbombing

      'Also let my people go'…to palestien and take there homes?

      • Asshat

        *their

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        *Palestine

        • Tomx569

          …fail

    • Great Dane

      If the jews built any pyramids in Egypt, then it was not the pyramids in Giza. The pyramids in Giza was built more than 1000 years before the first jews arrived in Egypt – and not by slaves.

      • The Truth

        Wow, people gave you thumbs down for citing historical accuracy? Mind is blown.

  • twd22285

    #15 if your balls hang low enough…just sayin

    • mouthfull

      I think it would be awesome to see her take a shit in that position…

      • Anomanom

        The sad part is that you could sell a porno of that and there are people who would buy it.

      • black27696

        I….I can't help it! I want to know if she has done this naked just to see what it looks like!

    • Craigery

      Women don't have balls.

      • twd22285

        You missed it..

  • http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

    #15 Imagine the possibilities.

    • Random

      The sexual deviant in me took over while looking at this pic…

    • Underbaker

      I said your ass looked fine. You never believe me.

    • Tomx569

      Odd position to make a sandwich in.

  • Ned Ryerson

    Paula sucks

    • huskernut

      DITTO!

    • chesterdrawers

      PSSST….Hey man… Where?…

    • Spelling Police

      I dunno, I kind of dig her.

    • Red

      "The one you love to hate" How fucking stupid is that? Grow the fuck up.

    • Asshat

      #7 Yes, yes she does.

  • chargers suck

    #7 hahahahhah, ill pass just this once.

  • mbns

    #33 Those photos where someone shops the face of one person over the other people are actually the anti-funny, and should never be posted anywhere ever for any reason.

    • chargers suck

      shits creepy

    • Quasi

      Now I'm going to have nightmares….thanks.

    • The_Jackyl

      those eyes will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life

  • SFAlumni

    #8

    Jews didn't build the pyramids.

    • SFAlumni

      Still funny though

      • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

        doesnt surprise me that you said that, you being an SFA alum.

      • bruce

        I'm lost who do you actually think built them? I am not being sarcastic or an ass, just tell me who you think built them

        • Anomanom

          Yer mum, obviously.

          Really, built by the Egyptians, probably employing techniques learned from the records of as yet unidentified precursors.

    • Alex Keaton

      You're joking, right? Do you think it was the Egyptians?

      • CCJosh

        Macaulay Culkin built them

      • Si1entStatic
        • This Guy

          There is so much win in this response it's hard to take in all at once. I'll brb…

      • SFAlumni

        Nope, not joking.

        It's amazing what happens when you actually get history from a source other than Sunday School.

        google can help

        • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

          It amazes me that people would thumb you down for simply stating the truth.

          • SFAlumni

            Never thought people would thumb it down, I thought it was common knowledge.

        • 29er

          Yeah, didn't you know? Everything on the internet is truth! (Now, where did I put that sarcastic font….)

          • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

            As opposed to nothing on the internet is true? Ya know, since you were being sarcastic…

          • SFAlumni

            Just because not everything on the internet is true doesn't mean that everything on the internet is false.

            Besides that, you don't need the internet to know, learn or find proof that the pyramids were not built by "Jewish slaves" there are plenty of books and historical documents/evidence/primary sources that confirm this, the internet just makes it easier to find the sources.

            • Enlightened

              I actually didn't know this. But looking it up: "Contrary to some popular depictions, the pyramid builders were not slaves or foreigners. Excavated skeletons show that they were Egyptians who lived in villages developed and overseen by the pharaoh's supervisors." from http://www.nationalgeographic.com/pyramids/pyrami

              The more you know. Thanks!

      • Steven Keaton

        Alex, we thought you were smart!

      • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

        Please tell us who you think built the pyramids.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      ALIENS!!

    • PDiddily420

      "Mighty Yamses, we are weary of building your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!"

    • Jessy

      Palestinians…..no wait, they just build the homes Isreali's live in.

    • Jeffery

      Everybody knows it was Tom Cruise….

    • http://twitter.com/Galloway @Galloway

      And then Superman flew the Jews out of Egypt…

      • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

        Recent evidence shows that the pyramids may have been built much earlier than we originally thought. As well as the sphinx. There has also never been any real evidence that the Hebrew slaves of Egypt built them, just a generalized association with the biblical account of Moses and the idea that nothing happened before the bible says so. Kind of like how some sects say that dinosaurs are a hoax, the earth is only 2600 years old, and that legitimate rape victims don't get pregnant, because the body has a way of shutting that down.

    • Craigery

      Some historians say that, given the importance of the pyramids in Egyptian culture, there's no way they would have had slaves build them. The slaves may have done slave labor: hauling rocks, etc., but that the actual construction would likely have been done by expert builders. Think about what slaves were used for in America: picking cotton, tilling the fields, etc. They didn't have slaves building mansions.

      • Mitch

        So all the labor was done by slavery right? I don't consider an architect a builder. The guy who makes the plan and the people who haul the materials and put them together are the builders. Therefore, the slaves built the pyramids. It's just like people who have a house built and say "yeah, we built this house."

        • scribe

          No, it was built by highly skilled laborers. Do some research.

    • scribe

      WOW, all the thumbs down for a chiver stating a fact?

      I thought there were smarter people here.

      Seriously, does everyone get their education from the bible and movies and television? I feel bad for future generations.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

        I weep for the future of America. The proud anti-intellectualism movement and historical revisionism by the likes of David Barton and Glenn Beck make me fear for the country in which my kids will grow up.

        • SFAlumni

          Holy crap, looks like my "reputation" here has gone downhill. Does everyone here also believe in "creation science." I wonder if I would get thumbs down for saying "Dr." Kent Hovind is an idiot.

          • bolweevil

            I'm contributing to the opposite trend by thumbs upping the original comment. If it works that way.

      • GerdblershAmericer

        Doesnt matter if the informations correct or incorrect. Just as long as its a comment of moderate length, well put together, funny, American patriotic, panderingto disabilities and Chive fanboy following….it'll thumbs up. Anything remotely controversial to the common view, no matter how true, WILL get thumbs downs. And Mike Page….the U.S electorate reeleceted Bush with a higher voter turn out and higher percentage lead than the 2000 election, even after information pertaining to the three main reasons for the Iraq war/occupation being baseless were announced…what do you expect from the majority of countrymen like that when they vote thumbs up vs thumbs down to information?

        • Jimmy

          The United States….one bad leader, and one bad media spree away from becoming the next Rome Empire/ Egyption Empire/ German empire (WW2). In this day and age I cant believe the good likelyhood that my neighboors kids are gonna get me sent to a concentration camp or enslaved. No wonder much of the world fears US.

          • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

            Speaking on behalf of the world, we don't fear the United States, just when crazy people like you gain too much power there. Also, you can just call WW2 Germans Nazis, and most people will have a general idea of who you mean.

    • McMutt

      A better reply may be that we don't know — read up boys http://www.ekt.bme.hu/CM-BSC-MSC/WhoBuiltThePyram

      • scribe

        But we DO know it wasn't jewish slaves. That article is almost 10 years old.

    • nourkilany
    • Jpadawan666

      I am literally so distraught by your stupidity, I feel a headache coming on. I need to go watch History Channel now to regain my brain cells that you killed.

      • scribe

        You mean Pawn Stars, Swamp People, Top Shot, Ice Road Truckers, American Pickers, American Restoration…basically the Reality Job Show Channel…and Ancient Aliens.

        Why not pick up a history book (not the bible) and get your facts from credible sources?

        Unless you're trolling, then nice. You just basically summed up most people, "why make an effort to learn anything when I can watch it on TV, I mean history channel, it's history!"

  • Adam

    #8…..Get this man an award!

    • This Guy

      For being unintelligent or uneducated? Or perhaps both? Will you be presenting them?

      • SFAlumni

        Hey, someone who knows real history!

      • Derek

        Really people? So…when you watch an episode of Family Guy and Lois corrects Peter saying Jews can't do manual labor by stating, "Peter, they built the pyramids!", do you have a shit fit?

        It's a joke. People need to chill.

  • avreno

    #1 Tinception

  • bh4q

    #18 god you dick

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      am i going to hell for laughing way to hard because of this?

      • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

        No, because that would require hell to exist!

  • Trav1121

    #1 Noooooooo!
    #4 What the…
    #6 Fuckin' down-right disturbing…

    • Sad Panda

      Rule 34

  • The Guy

    #32 It wasted 20 min of my day!

    • DickFister

      My brain is really pissed right now

      • Kara

        It's a Mobius strip! 😛

    • Anomanom

      Please do not attempt to construct non-orientable objects at home.

  • Bless1

    #29- that face is beggin for milk.

    • Anthony Evans

      Her "O" face.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #2 Hide yo sista hide yo wife?

  • Sal

    #33 Can't tell if someone photoshopped the same face on everyone of very strong genes

    • Sal

      or*

    • Chiver

      im having a hard time telling which person they used for the actual face, the guy on the left or the girl on the right in the blue, very disturbing

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryn.phillips Ryan Phillips

    #6 …. I told you not to come in when im cleaning my room!

    • crazydog

      heh

  • P90

    Alone for the week, found a small jar of Nutella in the fridge, couldn't spread it so I chipped away at it with a spoon and finished it, can't decide whether it's a high point or low point in my life.

    • chesterdrawers

      Dude, I was saving a stool sample for the doctor's appointment tomorrow…

      • P90

        Well from what I could tell, you're eating too many nuts.

  • jefftavolieri

    #20 must be a glandular problem

    • tralfaz

      Manatee Man – worst super hero ever.

    • post comment

      This is what it looks like when you put 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        Grandpa, what are you doing on the Chive?

    • SockMoney17

      Why is it that so many people refuse to work out their lower body. He just needs to do more squats thats all

  • Potter

    # 33 Reminds me of the Aphex Twins music video "Come to Daddy"

    • http://www.facebook.com/ryn.phillips Ryan Phillips

      #33.. there ya go

  • RichMahogany

    #4 Hilarious!

    • kill for beer

      yes, i thought so too

    • ccc

      Except for the whole "dead human being" part. Otherwise truly funny!

  • Uru

    #32 Watched this for a good minute or so…

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