Nothing about this construction makes any sense (32 Photos)

Gold star on the construction execution. TOP NOTCH!

  • geeroid

    I came
    I saw
    I first

    • geeroid

      I jacked off
      I eat
      I be retarded

      • Chubain

        You are dumb
        You waste my time
        I thumbs down you

    • LeaMagneto

      Why does everyone hate the first comment?

      • DaddyD

        Because it wastes our time.

        • LeaMagneto

          DaddyD- Isn't that the point of this entire site?

          • Emzilla

            …she has a point.

      • Frank M

        Because you don't show us your tits.

        • MylesofStyles

          Irrefutable logic is irrefutable.

  • Dominic Matteo

    You swallowed

  • boob_cuddle

    As a construction worker in can't comprehend why.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Really? You should know, being in construction, as well as I do, what happens when things get underfunded. Also, a lot of these are retrofitting issues, that are more expensive to fix than they're worth. Just put a cupboard over it, leave the stairs, etc.

    • Paul

      I feel like I should point out that a few of them may be legit. The double doors high on a wall with no access under them can be for a mechanical room – if they need to move heavy equipment in or out it's a lot easier to just park a lift or mini-crane under it and take the equipment straight in through the exterior wall than to try to maneuver it through the hallways inside.

    • cheezebits

      Change Order.

    • Craigery

      People make mistakes. Like typing "in" when you mean "I".

  • blutodawg

    #23 closet shower ftw!

    • mr foo

      that's actually not the shower knob lol. It's for turning the water on or off in the house/kitchen, we have one of those.

      • ben

        And it was there before the cupboards were build there. Alternative: No cupboard at all. So its actually a good construction. I don't see why this is in this gallery.

        • mr foo

          Shut the fuck up, Ben…you're a cunt.

          • mr foo

            that's what you get without a registered name. Somebody's using your own nick to insult somebody else. I'm sorry ben but the post above me was made by somebody else.

            And yes, it is quite a good construction effectively hiding the knob without actually reducing the functionality of it.

            • ben

              Shut the fuck up, Mr. Foo…you're a cunt.

  • chesterdrawers

    #7 Easy, you are supposed to sit towards the tank anyway, duh…

    • ricardo

      nice place to put your plate when you eat on the toilet

    • Pretty Smile

      As long as you only have one leg.

    • Frank

      Yes, but where's the hole in the wall for my laundry?

  • K1ngk0n

    Bob the builder Russia edition

  • JJP


    Please stop posting things. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.



    • Damn Right

      I am just tired of the Genius meme, its very annoying

      • JJP


      • spicey

        im just tired of bobs shit posts.


      Believe it or not, there are millions of webpages out there. Go to another if you aren't going to be a true Chiver.

      • JJP

        Riiiiiiiiight, that's it. I just think kitchen remodels and construction bloopers are less than chive worthy. There's a difference between not liking one person's post and abandoning the site altogether. Great rebuttal though.

        • REVOLVER_KAZ

          Less than Chive worthy? They're pointing out foibles and glaring fuck ups that are hilarious. They seem pretty Chive worthy to me.

      • Kristen

        Pffft…"Go to another if you aren't going to be a true Chiver." Fuck you, Revolver.

        • REVOLVER_KAZ

          You'd enjoy that too much.

          • guard


        • Simon

          Judging by your comments, you are a persistently negative person. Ever thought of getting that looked at?

    • Craigery

      JJP is just pissed that we're all laughing at his shoddy contracting work.

      • JJP

        hahaha. Now THAT was funny.

  • back2worknow

    #22 Most likely where they clean the nozzles after they paint quality lines like #10

    • Lucky ducker

      #10 The driver might have had a bee in the cab with him

      • Unfkngblvbl

        …or had to swerve to avoid some jack-wagon that was texting or something.

    • Grodon

      Paint testing area.

  • @nickinwarcal

    This would multiply morning wood urination difficulty 10 fold

  • dudemilf

    #6 if u look to the sign it says handicap entrance..

    • Unfkngblvbl

      You don't say??

    • Guest

      Acutally it says "Handicap Access"

      • Cap'n

        Actually it's "actually"

  • Deep Dish

    #7 Plenty of room if you're sitting the correct way.

    • JarikCBol

      which is what, upper decking the toilet?

  • @nickinwarcal

    Don't get eliminated!

    right you are ken

    • The_Dood

      Great show! I'm curious how many people are going to get the reference though.

      • back2worknow

        Those that do, will obviously say it in Vic's voice!

    • LordofEntropy

      MXC is only one of the best shows ever. "Oh and she gets fisted by Skanky!"

  • J. D. Rage

    #29 could be a problem

    • Aaron

      "That's not the outlet i was talking about Bob"

    • UponCloserInspection

      Hmm.. better plug that leak with a couple of toasters

  • MayrJacby-Wan Kenobi

    And I approve this post.

  • Nostradomus

    I don't think there will be a page 2 of comments

    • Craigery

      Appropriate username.

  • FarknChiveon

    #29 and you thought jumping in a cold shower was a shocking experience…

  • Buck

    #21 “that'll keep those cripples out"

    • Lucky ducker

      may be to keep water from running inside?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        My thought's too. They might get minor flooding on occasion and this is the best they could come up with.

      • pa'ver

        except for the small drain pipe coming out the bottom of it that would allow the water to go in..

        • UponCloserInspection

          Most likely to allow rain water to drain out… either they plug the hole with a tampon during flood season, or Buck is right and it's keep those hooligans from rolling in and doing doughnuts in the store.

  • guitarzan

    ive noticed a lot of repeats across posts lately. these guys are getting lazy.

    that 'genius' guy still always cracks me up, though.

    • Oli

      Hey Chive not to come down on you cause you guys do a great job. But I agree if we are going to repost this many pics at least repost some from 2 years ago, not 2 days ago.

    • bczu

      And if you visit Reddit you'll see everything is a repost from there. WHat makes thechive even worse, is two threads in a row share the same pictures. These guys are horrible now…

  • Phil

    #1 and #14 Is this what inception feels like??

    • RYNO!

      How do people not understand what is happening in #14 and #4 as well as many other like this. Not everything can do up the stairs. Sometimes, you have to have doors like this to accomidate those items. High door+ nothing in the damned way+ forklift= get the big shit you want upstairs. This is proper construction. Should there be a safety chain in place… maybe. But by god it is not a construction error. Quit posting them.

      • Kristen

        Your little paragraph is full of fucked up.

  • Mightyboosh79

    #9 I bet this is trippy on acid

    • Ball

      fuck acid, I am already tripped out by the melting stairs

  • Nishtai

    #29 I think thee was a Three Stooges episode that went a little like this…

    • echogeo

      "No wonder the water don't woik! The pipes are full of wires!"

    • FoolOfATook

      Yes! I thought of that one as soon as I saw it. Classic.

  • mills

    Looks like it could be from one of the factories I have visited in China!

  • mkvc


  • Dan Peterson

    all of these remind me of playing the Sims and just…fucking up…

  • Ray Pearagain

    Straight out of the Three Stooges!

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