Pimp my baby (22 Photos)

Babies these days are so wasteful.


  • jenn

    step one to the road of toddlers h& tiaras stardom…

    • This.

      I should have hopped on that rover… I don't want to live on this planet anymore..

      • Herb

        Then leave.

      • amrith777

        I weep for humanity….

  • Tiber_Septim

    holy shit what a waste, you think the kid cares? Not!

    • Livin' Legend

      Don't make the mistake in thinking the child is the main concern here, or even a minor concern. This crap is marketed to people who see their child as an accessory to be decorated and shown off.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      bedazzling isn't expensive, so its not a waste. nor is it 'pimp'.

  • Ralph

    the parents should be shot

  • urdone969

    sweet its covered with crap to swallow get sick and then shit sparkles!


    No wonder your fucking kids are such twats.

    • chesterdrawers

      Twat is a word not used often enough. It is funny sounding, yet insulting, well done…

  • http://www.facebook.com/zack.mcnew Zachary McNew

    As much as all of this is completely ridiculous, #9 is pretty funny

    • amrith777

      Yeah..this one at least gives me a chuckle.

  • Not the father!

    #15 M for Maury?

  • givethedjabj

    Great, until they come off and your kid has a shit like christmas

  • squosh

    I really don't get people who buy such non-sense. It doesn't even look good…

  • Kosar19

    Somebody got the bedazzler for Christmas

  • Meh

    Just… no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mneal3 Mandy Neal

    Can you say 'choking hazard'?

  • John

    Pathetic level: 6 million.

  • Seangoloid

    By far, the worst, most worthless and uninteresting Chive post ever.
    Thanks for wasting the 8 seconds it took to scroll down through all the crap I never cared about.

  • Shiguy

    Really?? Send that one to the berry.

  • Euroranger

    Aka: "This Week on ETSY".

  • Mooch

    Pedobear approves of the title of this post.

  • rikooprate


  • voltviking

    To some of these rich people a child is no different to them than those stupid little dogs they carry in their purses.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Emaly.Munguia Emaly S. Munguia

    People whom buy this crap for their children need either one of two things. Drug checks or mental checks and both could be an option. Those lil "bling" pieces could come off and choke your baby. Just stop, Your kid doesn't need this, they barely hold their own slobber.

    • tommy

      People who dye their hair like you should in no way suggest drug testing

  • vinn

    specially made for black babies

  • ThatGuy

    since this was posted, I haven't stopped punching myself in the testicles…

  • Hunter H


  • billy

    this is a gay post..

    • Jawbone

      You can smell your own, huh?

  • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

    that is too much money for something that will not last…

    on the other hand I could say the same about booze and strip clubs lol

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