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Pimp my baby (22 Photos)

August 24, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Babies these days are so wasteful.

Category: FAIL, Funny, WTF

jenn

step one to the road of toddlers h& tiaras stardom…

This.

I should have hopped on that rover… I don't want to live on this planet anymore..

Herb

Then leave.
amrith777

I weep for humanity….

Tiber_Septim

holy shit what a waste, you think the kid cares? Not!

Livin' Legend

Don't make the mistake in thinking the child is the main concern here, or even a minor concern. This crap is marketed to people who see their child as an accessory to be decorated and shown off.
http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

bedazzling isn't expensive, so its not a waste. nor is it 'pimp'.

Ralph

the parents should be shot
urdone969

sweet its covered with crap to swallow get sick and then shit sparkles!
JESSE

No wonder your fucking kids are such twats.

chesterdrawers

Twat is a word not used often enough. It is funny sounding, yet insulting, well done…

http://www.facebook.com/zack.mcnew Zachary McNew

As much as all of this is completely ridiculous, #9 is pretty funny

amrith777

Yeah..this one at least gives me a chuckle.

Not the father!

#15 M for Maury?
givethedjabj

Great, until they come off and your kid has a shit like christmas
squosh

I really don't get people who buy such non-sense. It doesn't even look good…
Kosar19

Somebody got the bedazzler for Christmas
Meh

Just… no.
http://www.facebook.com/mneal3 Mandy Neal

Can you say 'choking hazard'?
John

Pathetic level: 6 million.
Seangoloid

By far, the worst, most worthless and uninteresting Chive post ever.
Thanks for wasting the 8 seconds it took to scroll down through all the crap I never cared about.
Shiguy

Really?? Send that one to the berry.
Euroranger

Aka: "This Week on ETSY".
Mooch

Pedobear approves of the title of this post.
rikooprate

meh…
voltviking

To some of these rich people a child is no different to them than those stupid little dogs they carry in their purses.
https://www.facebook.com/Emaly.Munguia Emaly S. Munguia

People whom buy this crap for their children need either one of two things. Drug checks or mental checks and both could be an option. Those lil "bling" pieces could come off and choke your baby. Just stop, Your kid doesn't need this, they barely hold their own slobber.

tommy

People who dye their hair like you should in no way suggest drug testing

vinn

specially made for black babies
ThatGuy

since this was posted, I haven't stopped punching myself in the testicles…
Hunter H

Awful
billy

this is a gay post..

Jawbone

You can smell your own, huh?

http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

that is too much money for something that will not last…

on the other hand I could say the same about booze and strip clubs lol

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