Female celebs eating s#^* (metephorically speaking, of course) (43 Photos)

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    • Bill Boner


      Touched a boob, great success

      • Mac

        "This isn't my surfboard!" #27

        • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

          This is why I wear flats. What do you think is going to happen when you walk around on stilts everyday??

  • Kahless

    Since when the hell is tripping also known as eating shit????

    • Sisco

      I was thinking the same…

    • fluffmuffin

      I hear that a lot here in Seattle. Pretty common.

    • NHale

      I've heard that phrase since I was a kid. It was always what we said when you bit it skateboarding.

    • John

      For a real long time

    • http://twitter.com/HarryBallz98 @HarryBallz98

      I first heard it about 14 years ago in LA, from a punk-chick…

    • drea619

      pretty common round these parts…

    • GuinessHangover

      ever since the year 19-always…

  • Jasper

    its a "metephor" apparently. Come on bob.

    • Jim

      Apparently they used "celebrity" metaphorically several times, too.

  • Gonndo

    Jennifer Morrison in #19 was hilarious and Ginnifer Goodwin in #20 was like "WTF, DUDE????"

  • thelogicbox

    Why can't skooky die when that happens?

    • Cecil

      There is no God?

  • mcawesome

    there is a first time for everything. Paris hilton falling and now landing on a penis

  • FarmBoy

    I gave her high heels, bitches love to eat shit.

  • Turbodude

    Solid medical proof that STD's cause inner ear balance problems…

  • Goldmember

    #2 Don't mess with the Queen of Denmark, the smiling heavy smoker of queens.

  • Jjj

    The curiosity rover really should have brought snooki for the ride.

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  • c00t999

    FUS RO DAH !!!!

    • bob

      ok, ill admit it. i lol'd

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  • evan

    #8 is sexy no matter what she does #40 Double dog dare me?

    • ToNELoco

      Billy Madison!

      • CaptMike

        Go sit down Billy, i double dog dare you

  • gest

    In #32 … is that King Harald of Norway?

    • CorwinNorway


    • Al Bondigas

      who are 90% of these people?

  • joey

    snooki shouldn't count she is always sh*tfaced

    • Master_Rahl

      she also shouldn't count cuz she's not a celebrity

  • whyme1973

    #40 One way to get a boob grab in.

  • Rob

    10$ says snooks drops her baby

  • Timmy

    Like she's not used to being on her knees?

  • Scott

    Shoulda left the annoying bitch there!

    • Anaughtybear

      Kathy Griffin isn't clumsy, just hammered. It happens to all of us.

    • Lex

      It was staged anyway. She was trying to pretend to be a drunken mess in public for one of her episodes.

    • ccc

      At first I thought it was Iggy Pop.

    • Meowmix

      What's most disturbing is that her face is the exact same throughout, revealing that she is probably more alien than human now due to all the botox. (Sorry for the run-on, I'm usually excellent with grammar, I'm just in quite a different state of mind)

  • Jeff

    And yet Chad Kroeger proposed to you?!?

  • Anonymous.

    HA lady gaga, such a stupid fucking tramp

  • bigjohn

    You made a terrible mistake here….Snooki is NOT a celebrity!

  • JMB

    Is there actually a fan of that toad girl snookie here?

    • Cecil

      God help me I'd hit that. I don't know why. I hate her as a person. She is dirty and stupid. And yet, like watching a train wreck….

  • Busternut

    With the exception of Beyonce, I hope they all did themselves a serious injury.

    And I hate to be "that guy" but it's spelt 'metaphorically'.

    *Spelt being the past verb of spell.

    • MCA

      More grammar lessons please kind sir. For example, what would one call a flock of seagulls??

    • John

      Wishing injury on someone is so not the chive way

    • savagecabbage

      Actually it's the past TENSE of spell, furthermore whilst spelt is acceptable, it would be considered more proper to use spelled

      • grammarception

        Further success can be achieved with appropriate use of punctuation. A full stop after "spell" would have been more fitting. Spelt and spelled are equivalent in British English.

        None of this excuses the original poster of being what is commonly referred to as a twat (rhymes with cat).

    • KeepinCalm

      #19 Jennifer Morrison is smoking hot…wtf is wrong w/you.

    • Jason A. Martin

      Not Salma Hayek. I'd have cheerfully let her fall on top of me. To, uh… prevent her from hurting herself, of course.

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