August 27, 2012 |
In: Creepy, Funny
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Category: Creepy, Funny
#19 is the girls next door aka kendra bridget and holly
"Ugly guys with beautiful girls.
You always know what the story is."
I bet most of the men here are not millionaires, and I bet most of them are not actually sleeping with these girls, just having a photos with them. Also, just because someone is fat does not mean they would have to be a millionaire to get a thin girl. Its probably harder, but maybe some of these girls lare not as superficial as everyone on the chive seems to be
#2 His company name should have been changed by now…. I don't get it…..
The moral of the story is that in most instances to get the hotties you either have to be a creepy rich guy or a douche…or both. #4, #5, #22
#17 looks like the Crypt keeper!
I see what you did there and it's funny. "Average" would be a complement regarding my physical appearance. My wife has often remarked that people think I'm rich, which I'm not and never have been. It's because she is beautiful that people think I'm rich. "Why else would she be with a guy who looks like me?" Can't always judge a book by it's cover… but many times you can.
I think the correct answer is they all are, or are about to be. By the way chive you guys probably have a couple of nickels to rub together by now, maybe you could share with us.
"Biggest archaic asshole" suits better.
The title of this post should be, "Women are Gold-diggers."
I love how there are no photos of rich black men… oh wait…you cant buy hot women with food stamps or fried chicken??
Him: "Sweetie, what's that funny smell every time we have sex?"
Her: "That's the puke in the back of my mouth, Sugar Daddy. Don't pay it no never mind…".
#25 thats his daughter…
hierarchy of life – money, power and pussy. first you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the pussy. ask John, it appears that he can confirm this truism.
How come every rich person on those photos is a guy…not a single woman…
George Soros the nazi bastard who looted the homes of Jews. Ass!
#28 is Heidi Klum's ex… They got a kid together… Lucky bastart. Plus he owns and F-1 racing team!!
number 24 and 32 – the girl is australian and rich in her own right…she actually wanted to marry the guy…she didn't have to…lol…
You forgot to add Rupert Murdoch and Wendi
Kind of a toss up
Lol! What a bunch of money grubbing whores!!
Actually Number 23 is a 70 year old man so shut the fuck up, I'd like to see if your going to be handsome when your 70 years old and also Hugh Hefner was a very handsome man when he was younger.
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