A low down dirty good time shall ensue (42 Photos)

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  • FIRST

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    • Cero

      You must have really liked the first picture didn't you?

      Make sure to tell Chris Hansen that when you meet him.

    • William Teach

      You've never seen a live naked boob before, eh?

    • nolff

      I bet you're first to all the circle jerks.

      • FuckinOff@Work

        the center of the circle always has to be there first

    • yomomma

      Hell yea FIRST you did it you got my vote

    • Keith Stone

      You may or may have reached the pinnacle of you entire life.

  • Vegas

    First?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #39 can't say I blame Nemo

    • Cero

      Finding Boobies

    • https://www.facebook.com/dlhuxtable Dillan-Lee Huxtable

      Did Nemo touch the butt?

    • SOhioChiver

      nice dimples…lucky nemo, can we see too? MOAR! Do that thing where you pull your panties down on one side so we can see a little mound action!

    • admiralperry

      That's not Nemo

    • Underbaker

      Yep pretty sure that is Marlin, Nemo's Dad, otherwise we would have to call her a pedo bear.

    • Chivalrous

      We found Nemo, now Find Her!

      (That was so obvious, how come nobody posted that already?)

  • suck me dry

    Arizona me… all the way off

    • What state?

      I see what you did there…

  • YOU LOVE IT!

    THIRD!

  • Fourth!

    #21 I bet the one on the right fucks like a trooper, I'd love to spunk on her face.

    • fdhsjakfsd

      Yeah, troopers with their stupid looking hats and donut sugar round in their mustaches. Matted mustache.

    • Ryan

      Spunk? What, are you a 70's porn star?

  • http://twitter.com/megantalks @megantalks

    #41 … just horrific

    • Anjin-San

      your mom is a dirty mom

      • RicH

        what's her number?

        • Epitomizer

          69

          • Epitomizer

            I tried to thumb myself down for that one, but it wouldn't let me.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Why are you holding that with your bare hands and not a latex glove?

    • SOhioChiver

      are those Jack-marks?

    • trixi

      Agreed. 50 Shades of Grey must die. The writing is piss-poor and appeals to the people who liked (and loved) Twilight.

      • Tits McGee

        That's because it started out as Twilight fanfic. They originally thought they weren't going to be able to publish it because of that.

    • BrandonMFS

      not if your banging the mom…

    • james

      She just marked where the worst grammatical errors are

  • John Q

    #9 Was it necessary to justify the teacher was "chinese"?

    • Simon

      If it makes you feel any better the teacher is probably just Korean.

      • Underbaker

        I wondered why I had no problem reading that. (Wife's Korean)

    • Damn

      Maybe….Just to explain why they didn't know the term "break wind" and didn't want to write "farted" or "anal acoustics" or "ass blaster" or "blow the big brown horn" or "a turd whistling the right of way" or "backdoor breeze"…..Get my draft?…I mean drift?

    • Spelling Police

      Read it in a Mr. Miyagi or Ms. Swan voice.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

      Context.

    • MylesofStyles

      Necessary? IMPOSSIBRU!

    • mittens

      No need to be offended by facts. I would have hoped the note was written by someone who was not a native English speaker. If you don't know why, you probably shouldn't complain about the post.

    • ding dong

      Sorry, meant to say the Head of the English Department.

      • Just sayin'

        I think what you meant was the 'Engrish Department'

  • grumpy

    #22 – Jeez, Chive, how many times?

    • Anjin-San

      no matter how many time i see it.
      I always lough my ass out…

    • Scrappy Doo

      doesn't matter had sex…

    • TylerDurdenUMD

      At least once more in best pictures of the week.

  • Jay T

    Nice try troll.

  • Jay T

    #18 no frank ocean

  • amrith777

    #8 Seems legit

  • amrith777

    #24 The Rapture has begun….

    • HillbillyNinja

      Bob's girlfriend is playing hard to get.

      • amrith777

        LMFAO!! xD

    • ThisGuy

      This is a scene from Six Feet Under, great show.

      • amrith777

        Dude–I am so glad you commented because this morning when saw this GIF my brain was nagging me to remember where I'd seen it before and now I know.I have to concur with your opinion regarding Six Feet Under,watched it back when it originally aired and recently recommended my father watch it on HBOGO. B)

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      this reminds me of an urban legend I heard of once. Apparently a woman died, and it was really weird. So this woman was driving down the road when she saw what she thought was jesus sending people into heaven. She finds it necessary to suddenly just jump out of her moving car so she could go with them. Well, she died. The only witness was a long haired, bearded hippie like guy, who, as a prank intended for a friend of his, filled a bunch of sex dolls with helium. They escaped from the back of his pickup and he was trying to catch them, cursing and shaking his fist in the in process…

      • amrith777

        Sounds like it could be an ep on "1000 Ways To Die"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #22 Will we ever see the end of it?

    No.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious. – Paula's # 1 Fan"

    • Matthew 7

      How can you know for certain that that is the same Scooby Doo Penis you saw yesterday? What if this is an entirely different Scooby Doo Penis? What if there are millions of floppy Scooby Doo Penis' flopping around in mall all over the world. What if each Scooby Doo Penis you see on the Chive is it's own unique gift to the wolrd? Have you considered that Paula? Judge not lest ye be judged.

      For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

      Dogs have weiners, there's nothing you can do about it

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        There's a penis?

        • John F.

          Billions of them.

          Ask not what your penis can do for you, ask what you can do for your penis.

          Ask not what Scooby Doo's penis will do for you, but together what we can do for the freedom of Scooby Doo's penis from shopping malls and annexs all over the world.

    • Fusicus

      Err you mean genius??

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Don't complain to me; complain to the minion who wrote it.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula for a troll u r fuckin awesome n it was pretty epic seein u post one of my comments last week. U da man! I think well either way kudos to u! – Islandboi"

  • http://www.facebook.com/stian.mescudi Stian Mescudi

    #27 how about just pouring it in?

    • Jed

      The ice would dilute the taste and make it taste like American beer.

      • Dirk Digler

        or even more watered down american beer…..from: an american who loves american beer.

      • Anon

        Your ignorance of American beers is adorable. Go try a few from breweries like Founders, Bell's, Souther Tier, Cigar City, Russian River and rethink your statement

    • admiralperry

      TOO EASY

    • Guest

      Wouldn't stay as cold.

  • crazydog

    #41 I do….

    • Ispeakchive

      Ewwwwww, your touching something soaked in your moms vag juice

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  • iaDF!

    #17 can you blame him ?

    • SOhioChiver

      nope…she has a nice rack and they appear to be together so he probably got to touch them near the end of the date, he needs to get the lay of the land prior to exploring!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Nope. Oh, to be young again…

      CKTAM

    • Chaosd

      Nope can't blame him. The problem isn't that he was looking, it's that he got caught. At least that's what my gf tells me when she catches me looking.

    • northerner

      No! Need to see MOAR of that gorgeous gal…

  • Jay

    #9 "I prefer to make fun of my son's teacher, instead of giving the little brat some education." Your kid probably gonna end up playing on Nickelback. YEAH I SAID IT!>

    • Simon

      What does playing on Nickleback mean then?

    • guest

      You mean he is going to play in a rock band, make a ton of money and tap a ton of skin, yeah, that will show him.

  • Cray

    #41 You know what they're for.

  • Not again...

    #11 Wow, she lost a lot of weight…….

  • aussie aussie aussie

    #14 What is going on here…….. I need some context..!

    • Damn

      I'm betting the guy went up to her and said: "Hey! You have just gotta try this BBQ'd shrimp while I hold your boobs! It will taste SOOOO much better!!" With the camera in her face she thought it was all legit and kinda stunned at the request.

    • Irish Chive

      Lucky guy…

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        Watch that video and FIND #55!!!!

    • chiver

      learned reaction…grab her tits and she has the impulse to put something in her mouth

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      this girl is funny

  • chen

    You funny round eyed fuck

  • DantheMan

    #11

    The wonders of Subway.

  • Cartman

    #22

    RED ROCKET!

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