Bill Nye is using the twitter machine… scientifically (36 Photos)

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Somewhere between claiming Daniel Tosh is his son and getting super heated when weathermen fuck up, Bill Nye's twitter has provided hours of entertainment. Obviously this is a parody account, but a part of me likes to think it really is Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Follow Bill Nye here.

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  • You

    I'll say first because everyone still has their dick in their hands from hump day!

    • wantomas

      My god… upvotable first comment……this might cause a rift in the time-space continuum…..

      • MattyDeuce

        Bill Nye could explain this, I'm sure

      • Dustin

        Even better, we get to avoid all the whiny "shut the fuck up about being first" comments.

        • The_Dood

          I was beginning to think I was the only on that despised them more than the "firsties" themselves.

          • a-nom

            Absolutely agree…

            • Jesse

              These replies keep getting less and less popular. Huh? Eh? Aaaah yer doin' good.

    • DaddyD

      Finished in time to thumb you down

      • a-nom

        Ah how the tables have turned…now YOU are the hated MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • StickyWickets

      Neo, you are the one

  • inigo montoya

    Whooo bill is awesome

  • N2MotoX

    Haha…this guy was awesome…..learned alot as a kid watching it!

    • Jack o' lantern

      Too bad he didn't teach you spelling and stuff.

    • Spelling Police

      It's "a lot." "Alot" isn't a word. Stay in school.

      • StickyWickets

        Relax. Bill Nye didn't teach grammer

      • N2MotoX

        Write me a ticket…..I have a big hug for you to make up for the ones you missed growing up!

  • Chiver

    #20 this made me laugh a lot

    • JBintheNC

      That one is my absolute favorite

  • Toymachine.

    These are hilarious but I guarantee Bill is much more reserved.


    • PhiladelphiaCollins

      i saw bill nye at blockbuster years ago. he knew everyone was looking at him but he just went about picking out movies about squid and talking birds and such. didnt say anything until he was leaving he turned around and yelled SCIENCE RULES! and walked out.

    • Toymachine

      Btw FiRSt beeeeoooytches!

      • Toymachine

        Ehh i was caught with my dick in hand.

        Damn you humPday!!!!


        • Jonathan Reyes

          stole the first comment… Down vote…. now

        • Toymachine

          My mom won't quit tonguing my ass cheeks. Lmfao

  • Daniel Montague

    the person making these posts makes Bill Nye look sound like a real douche

    • chiver

      It's probably Tosh

    • Master_Rahl

      a funny douche, though. #32 #33 I laughed

    • Wisti

      and an idiot…they're funny, but if it had a least a little bit of proper grammar it'd be a lot more hilarious AND make his seem less of a douche…

  • Richard Trickle

    Too bad it's not really him

    • Jen

      WE GET THAT!

  • Rick

    Bill Nye's twitter is @TheScienceGuy, but these are funny!

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  • Damn Right

    Im dying laughing about the Daniel Tosh tweets, its hilarious

    • Anonymous

      The fact that they look like younger/older versions of each other make it so much better.

  • Nicnac

    So we are entertained by fake tweets now? Go back to posting cool stuff Neil DeGrasse Tyson has really said…

    • goon

      Don't hate. Just say in and like look at pictures of squids or something.

    • tommy

      Youre a jackass. Have fun hating your life

  • mid13

    Haha, if only he was really like this. Id never miss that show.

  • Michelle Bense

    I can't even tell you how much I love this twitter. In the same realm as Helen Keller's twitter machine… genius.

    • mittens

      I can't believe I haven't seen that one before. Thanks for the tip.

      "Becoming a school bus driver, YOLO."

  • KCO617

    #28 shit gets real freaky in those ozone layer and melting ice cap break out sessions.

  • KOrigin

    Who knew that Bill Nye has a wild side online

  • Chiver

    next up, Beakman's World twitter account

    • MonkeyMadness

      I liked Beakman's World better.

    • Sam

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers and liked that show.

  • pigpen

    MAC, you are better than this

    • nuccabay

      agreed these are not funny at all

      • Jen

        perhaps you just suck at life.

    • smellmybag_21

      How can you not get hyped by fractals?? Get a life, this stuff is golden

  • ROb

    Bill fuckin Nye shirts.

    • bleh

      Sounds too much like "Bill fuck in eye".

    • Sunny Applegate

      Make shirts of ALL THE BILLS!

    • YouSuck

      YES!!! I am seeing a trend with these Bill's!!

    • Wymann G. Prickmore

      Make it happen, Chive!

  • Biggus Diccus

    Damn he sounds like a cool dude. He needs to stop saying 'yo' so much, sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad.

    • Yea

      without the "Yea BITCH!"

  • beef

    Is it really Bill Nye?

    • YouSuck

      who cares…its hilarious

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Thread of the week right here!

    • Barack Obama

      fuck off you idiot!!

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        You do realise that you are not displaying the characteristics of a sane individual, don't you?

        They say acknowledging it is the first step!…

        • Barack Obama

          I will fuck your mother and eat your dog biatch!!!!

  • boob_cuddle

    Awesome post!

  • bring back the boobs

    Mr Wizard for life bitches

  • sean

    #36 is great… anyway, god is fake

  • Dan Peterson

    I love Bill Nye. Stupid ass fox news always has him on, and he always makes them look stupid as fuck.

    • Barack Obama

      You are clearly one of my mindless minions…… I will look forward to destroying the country with your support in November,…

      • Ferrous Bueller

        anyone who calls themselves a "democrat" or a "republican" is probably an idiot who wants other people to tell them what to believe. i think you may be a mindless republican minion just as he may be a mindless democratic minion. think for yourself for once, and stop discounting the other side of the aisle without entertaining the possibility that their ideas might actually be decent.

        • Jen

          SHUT THE FUCK UP about the politics!

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