Bill Nye is using the twitter machine… scientifically (36 Photos)

August 29, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Tech, WTF

Somewhere between claiming Daniel Tosh is his son and getting super heated when weathermen fuck up, Bill Nye's twitter has provided hours of entertainment. Obviously this is a parody account, but a part of me likes to think it really is Bill Nye the Science Guy.

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Category: Awesome, Funny, Tech, WTF

You

I'll say first because everyone still has their dick in their hands from hump day!

wantomas

My god…..an upvotable first comment……this might cause a rift in the time-space continuum…..

MattyDeuce

Bill Nye could explain this, I'm sure
Dustin

Even better, we get to avoid all the whiny "shut the fuck up about being first" comments.

The_Dood

I was beginning to think I was the only on that despised them more than the "firsties" themselves.

a-nom

Absolutely agree…

Jesse

These replies keep getting less and less popular. Huh? Eh? Aaaah yer doin' good.

DaddyD

Finished in time to thumb you down

a-nom

Ah how the tables have turned…now YOU are the hated MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

StickyWickets

Neo, you are the one

inigo montoya

Whooo bill is awesome
N2MotoX

Haha…this guy was awesome…..learned alot as a kid watching it!

Spelling Police

It's "a lot." "Alot" isn't a word. Stay in school.

StickyWickets

Relax. Bill Nye didn't teach grammer
N2MotoX

Write me a ticket…..I have a big hug for you to make up for the ones you missed growing up!

Jack o' lantern

Too bad he didn't teach you spelling and stuff.

Chiver

#20 this made me laugh a lot

JBintheNC

That one is my absolute favorite

Toymachine.

These are hilarious but I guarantee Bill is much more reserved.

#14

Toymachine

Btw FiRSt beeeeoooytches!

Toymachine

Ehh i was caught with my dick in hand.

Damn you humPday!!!!

Lmfao

Toymachine

My mom won't quit tonguing my ass cheeks. Lmfao
https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

stole the first comment… Down vote…. now

PhiladelphiaCollins

i saw bill nye at blockbuster years ago. he knew everyone was looking at him but he just went about picking out movies about squid and talking birds and such. didnt say anything until he was leaving he turned around and yelled SCIENCE RULES! and walked out.

https://www.facebook.com/danhimself Daniel Montague

the person making these posts makes Bill Nye look sound like a real douche

chiver

It's probably Tosh
Master_Rahl

a funny douche, though. #32 #33 I laughed
Wisti

and an idiot…they're funny, but if it had a least a little bit of proper grammar it'd be a lot more hilarious AND make his seem less of a douche…

Richard Trickle

Too bad it's not really him

Jen

WE GET THAT!

Rick

Bill Nye's twitter is @TheScienceGuy, but these are funny!
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Damn Right

Im dying laughing about the Daniel Tosh tweets, its hilarious

Anonymous

The fact that they look like younger/older versions of each other make it so much better.

Nicnac

So we are entertained by fake tweets now? Go back to posting cool stuff Neil DeGrasse Tyson has really said…

tommy

Youre a jackass. Have fun hating your life
goon

Don't hate. Just say in and like look at pictures of squids or something.

mid13

Haha, if only he was really like this. Id never miss that show.
http://www.facebook.com/michelle.bense Michelle Bense

I can't even tell you how much I love this twitter. In the same realm as Helen Keller's twitter machine… genius.

mittens

I can't believe I haven't seen that one before. Thanks for the tip.

"Becoming a school bus driver, YOLO."

KCO617

#28 shit gets real freaky in those ozone layer and melting ice cap break out sessions.
KOrigin

Who knew that Bill Nye has a wild side online
Chiver

next up, Beakman's World twitter account

Sam

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers and liked that show.
MonkeyMadness

I liked Beakman's World better.

pigpen

MAC, you are better than this

nuccabay

agreed these are not funny at all

Jen

perhaps you just suck at life.

smellmybag_21

How can you not get hyped by fractals?? Get a life, this stuff is golden

ROb

Bill fuckin Nye shirts.

http://www.facebook.com/sunny.applegate Sunny Applegate

Make shirts of ALL THE BILLS!
YouSuck

YES!!! I am seeing a trend with these Bill's!!
Wymann G. Prickmore

Make it happen, Chive!
bleh

Sounds too much like "Bill fuck in eye".

Biggus Diccus

Damn he sounds like a cool dude. He needs to stop saying 'yo' so much, sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad.

Yea

without the "Yea BITCH!"

beef

Is it really Bill Nye?

YouSuck

who cares…its hilarious

AnyoneForCoffee

Thread of the week right here!

Barack Obama

fuck off you idiot!!

AnyoneForCoffee

You do realise that you are not displaying the characteristics of a sane individual, don't you?

They say acknowledging it is the first step!…

Barack Obama

I will fuck your mother and eat your dog biatch!!!!

boob_cuddle

Awesome post!
bring back the boobs

Mr Wizard for life bitches
sean

#36 is great… anyway, god is fake
https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

I love Bill Nye. Stupid ass fox news always has him on, and he always makes them look stupid as fuck.

Barack Obama

You are clearly one of my mindless minions…… I will look forward to destroying the country with your support in November,…

Ferrous Bueller

anyone who calls themselves a "democrat" or a "republican" is probably an idiot who wants other people to tell them what to believe. i think you may be a mindless republican minion just as he may be a mindless democratic minion. think for yourself for once, and stop discounting the other side of the aisle without entertaining the possibility that their ideas might actually be decent.

Jen

SHUT THE FUCK UP about the politics!

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