Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • John

    Has anybody made it past #11, #12 yet? I haven't and I'm pretty sure I did the DAR today.

    • Pedro's Rooster

      I am still stuck on #11 on a split screen. Unbelievable…Commendable job Sir.

      • Francois


      • chbeers

        sit on my face

      • JHL1

        I want to look for my keys in Meaghan's bed.

        • Epitomizer

          Respectable comment good sir.

    • smh

      John we all know in real life you are a homo.. seriously..

      • JESSE

        I laughed, that's the important thing

      • thechevron


    • Jeff


    • AB

      they win the internet today.

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Nope, stuck!

    • Acesevens

      GIFS are like gifts, Thanks John but more importantly awesome job Meg and friend.

    • https://www.facebook.com/josh.baraniak Josh Baraniak

      I really envy you John, my shitty little town in PA has no clue of the awesomeness that you and TheChive are, as much as I try to spread the good word I can't seem to make a dent or get a single "Chive On" whenever I wear my shirts out in public. I would absolutely love to see a meetup or anything in this state just to show people what you're all about. Anyways sorry to rant and thanks for giving us a glimpse in the life of a rock star.

      • ZenkTheTanK

        I'm from Northampton PA and there are plenty of Chivers/Chivettes there!!

        • https://www.facebook.com/josh.baraniak Josh Baraniak

          Lucky you, I'm right outside of Harrisburg, and besides my roommate and a few other close friends I've forcibly converted nobody around here knows what this is.

          • Feeve

            Got a Few of us in Elizabethtown bro. Chive on! I got your first beer if I see you out.

      • MattyDeuce

        I have gotten "Chive On's" here in Lancaster, but have worn BFM/KCCO out in Philly/Manayunk without even as much. I've been asked what it means but nothing…makes me sad

        • https://www.facebook.com/josh.baraniak Josh Baraniak

          Yeah, I get nothing in Harrisburg except for dumb questions like "what's TheChive" or "what does Chive On mean" and it makes me sad too, this state seems to have no hope for it.

          • chivette

            there are a lot of chivers in harrisburg!!!! keep looking 🙂

            • MattyDeuce

              prove it!

      • Sick350Z

        West Chester Pa. the chive is alive and well here

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Now if only there were some bouncing bums to go with them. Next Hump DAR challenge!

      • blabla

        take off that godamn hat, marthajeane!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You game? ❤

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Only if you send in one of your troll belly jiggle.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            There are no lenses that go wide enough for me yet…

            Your bunsies should fit just nicely though… ❤

            – the one.

    • non, a

      I think I love you Megan. Don't worry Meaghan, you're hot too.

    • mongoose5271

      John…you are my hero!

    • CCC

      You need to fly those two down there for a shoot.

    • http://twitter.com/HoneyBuncheswtf @HoneyBuncheswtf

      How I feel about #11 and #12….

      The rest was just wrapping, that's the prize right there. Things that bounce needs to happen tomorrow or I will be pretty angry…. Even if it is just our 2 chives in the post. 😛

      • navyadam

        …. It didn't happen…..

    • meantux

      live up to your end of the bargain john!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #10 Meow for your next challenge… Take Paulas free drink and do NOT vanish!

      – Fan testimonial: "I know tradition dictates that I should thumb your comment down, but that was fucking hilarious! – Zeke"

    • Ace

      You forgot to say first..

    • AllanA

      I'm in love….. with her bewbs!!! Please keep this game going, for all the Chivers out there

    • DrMa7moud

      How about we challenge them to kiss .. They like to win challenges don't they ?

    • VideoPlease

      Freakishly awesome, but I want to see the original video! John, get the video for us!

    • El_Hefe

      Well played, Meaghan. I solute your Twitter Machine.


    • Vyle_Kidovich

      John, I just wanted to thank you for all you do. I've been dealing with a lot lately like losing my job and my mom getting cancer, but thanks to you and this awesome community, I'm well versed in the art of keeping calm and Chiving on. Thanks John!

      • Rizzo

        Keep calm and fuck cancer!!! Good luck!

    • emailhobo

      John, i'm happy to say i made it down to #19. If that's what prostitutes look like, what corner is this one on?

    • call_me_hub

      So, we're all on the same page here, and understand that TTB *has* to come back?

    • cherryfarmer

      Just the best part of my day

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      everything is a blur after that but then #18 #51 …..Calista and Claudia

    • Mr_fn_T

      #11 Can we get meaghan a better camera? I'd be happy to contribute to that cause.

    • http://www.intellectenemies.altervista.org/ Zeta

      #11 Today, it's a glorious day!

    • Shat_Thrice

      Seriously, John, when is Meg gonna get a feature? Time to show a husker hottie some love.

  • toby

    #1, #11, #46, #51

    Some DARs really take things to the next level

    • techno_viking

      Ain't no DAR like a Hump Day DAR.

      • 6655321

        Because a Hump Day DAR don't stop.

  • elninja213

    You did buddy. It rocks! Kcco. Primero! kinda?

    • Whale


      I love you steak.

  • MOAR

    #11 Thursday…Make 'em BOUNCE!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 i would like to see her bounce!

    • Hank Haney

      Goodness gracious my balls are on fire

    • Kiro

      there has to be more to this set …..MOAR!!!!!

  • mark


    Jesus square dancing christ on biscuit wheels those are huge

    • Daniel Tosh

      we're goin' to need a bigger boat.

    • Oli

      Thank you Meaghan!!!!!

    • Sean

      This just in…Chivers want more because boobs.

    • _DoC_

      For all that is holy, please redo with a better frame rate….I NEEED THIS.

    • Forest

      #10 #11 I know there is tremendous competition in this category, but I'm going to go ahead and nominate Meaghan for hottest Chivette EVER!

  • Pedro's Rooster

    #49 #39 Chivettes and Hump Day are the best combination.

    • thatguy

      #39 am I the only one who didn't know Russians were not caucasian?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #11 Meaghan wow #12 #31 #39 Incredible stunning

  • Frnak

    #19 Find me a woman you have sex with without paying one way or another!

    • Kodos

      Doesn't matter; had sex to music!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If you do not pay the hooker; is that considered rape or theft?

      – the one you love to hate

      • JHL1

        Clearly theft.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          the correct word is swindling

    • dutch

      i'm pretty sure that photograph is of Iga Wyrwel (SIC) and i'd bet that whoever made that (clearly not RIAA) didn't get permission to use the photo. she's also not a hooker. may do nsfw photos, but doesn't make her a prostitute.

      and for the record, i'd fuck a woman like that w/o paying

      • I'm Awesome

        seriously? try elisha cuthbert

        • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

          seriously elisha cuthbert's tits are that big and you're not awesome

        • Toymachine


    • notferme

      What is wrong with free sex? I must be missing sumthin': the RIAA premise seems flawed…..

    • _DoC_

      Uh…I wouldn't ever pay for sex, so (certainly by this logic) why would I pay for music? So yea, the only way I'd have sex with her is for free (this is excluding the left nut I'd give to bang her – which has no monetary, only "sentimental" value), especially considering shes a model not a hooker.

    • Hank Scorpio

      Your mom gives it away for free.

    • 6655321

      A lot of people have never seen The IT Crowd.

    • kcco-pgh

      While I'm all for paying a fair price for music, paying for shitty music is like having sex with a disease-ridden prostitute. Listening to something like Miley Cyrus is kind of like giving your ears AIDS. Would you pay to to get a case of ear AIDS?

  • Martin_McFly

    #4 Why don't you be sure to wash those shorts too dear

    • SockMoney17

      Why waste them by washing them…just take them off and give them to me for awhile

  • Parker Ennis

    #1, #46

    To recap, it was John throwing a meetup, going to NASA with a Chivette, playing Madden with 3 half naked girls on a couch, then photobombing Rachel Bilson and Brittney Palmer. Do you sleep on a pile of women at night or just every other Tuesday?


    • FunKiller

      I had no idea Rachel was a Chiver……I like her even more now!

    • caleb

      Now if he could only manage to find a t-shirt supplier that can produce more than a couple dozen at a time!

  • Mike

    I'm sure that sock is there somewhere #4, keep looking!

  • neal

    #30 perfect

    • hugh.m@rshall.us

      Forgivable duckface? * le wild thumbs decide * —->>>>

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      I've got to see more of this girl, that bum is unreal … I want to take a bite out of it like an apple, I want to wear it as a hat .. or something like that. CHIVE ON HEAVENLY GLOBES OF GOODNESS.

      • ryssav

        Thank you, I love my bum :]

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          got a twitter new Chivette?

        • chase

          That bum is fantastic… I want to be friends with it..

  • Gmoney

    #4 I love laundry day!!!

  • Sarah


    I feel the same way about Bilson, Johnny. Drools.

    • Really?

      I love me some Aubrey Plaza in the weird way that she is.

  • just me

    #24 is just not right…

    • smh

      I thought the same thing.. gross

    • Ferngully

      This has really made me rethink my childhood. Peter Pan will never be the same for me. Fighting the urge to check out the DVD to see if this is legit.

      • Wisti

        I kept rewatching and trying to figure out "surely I didn't miss that in the movie?…"

    • Kodos

      Childhood = DESTROYED

    • Barack Obama

      I remembered her pussy being tighter when I was a kid…..

    • Guest

      seriously is that her twat?

    • GI Joe

      Why??? WHY? do I keep scrolling back to this one??? WHY??

    • bella

      She is using pants… .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iElqjGNFnwE 1:17 our childhood stills intact …

      • its_forge

        At the beginning of the film however she does land on a hand mirror and is very clearly saying to herself, oh my god, does my butt really look that big? It's hilarious, go look.

    • LuvsHorror


    • leylandliiiiid

      ahh… right in the childhood

    • Moi

      Emma Watson dressed as Tinkerbell…MAKE IT SO!!!!!

    • Guest

      for the curious people
      1: Youtube
      2: Peter Pan Movie
      3: 12:35

  • Walker


    Those really are some nice stems

    • Will

      I think you mean big long getaway sticks

  • Bobo

    #28 love it

  • discofarmer

    looks like that a yes for bringin' back things that bounce!

  • Yes sir

    #22 Oh my UGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH…thanks Chive, now I need to change trousers…

    • Chivalrous

      If you do a Google Image search, it offers you "more sizes."

      Nah, the size is just fine!

  • coocoocuchoo

    I dont really understand; folk are meeting up just because they like the same fucking website??

    • Chelsea

      you must be new here. welcome to the global phenomenon, kid.

      • coocoocuchoo

        no, ive liked the chive for years, just dont understand the whole Chiver thing really, good website n all the charity is great. end of the day its people looking at funny photos.

    • jimstarswagg

      sooo, you are saying if a guy owns a hot rod… it wouldn't make sense to go to a car show where other guys have hot rods?

      • Boooooobsp

        I prefer bewbs, not guys with hot rods

      • coocoocuchoo

        building, owning and maintaining a hotrod is a bit different to enjoying a website u clown.

        • duh

          it's called a comparison

          stupid terms for you: people make friends with people that like the same shit

          • coocoocuchoo

            I know its a comparison, its just a terrible one.

        • jimstarswagg

          Sure, in a, physical sense of accomplishment, materialistic way it is different.. We as Chivers didn't "build" it we don't "own" this nor do we "maintain" it. However, in the sense that we all enjoy something is more than enough means to celebrate with a beer or a casual KCCO.. To some KCCO is more than a just a website with hot chicks and funny photos.. Its a meaning, its almost a lifestyle, if you will…. But, I digress, to each his own. To you sir, good day. KCCO.

          • coocoocuchoo

            To each his own. sometimes i forget that one. Cheers

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        I guess if you're a "greaser" and friends with Fonzie and maybe the Sweat Hogs….and referred to cars as "hot rods"…then sure, I'm down……

    • LuvsHorror

      Chive is a way of life, it is our religion, it is our family, and we squabble sometimes, but if someone needs help, we're there.

      • Tim

        You just don't get it, coocoocuchoo. You don't know what it MEANS to be a PROUD CHIVER, man. Our lifestyle is based off a website of funny pictures that are taken from other, more original sites. We don't like originality and we don't like to contribute shit. That's how we roll. Keep Calm and Chive On is just a cheap derivative of Keep Calm and Carry On. Get it? We can't even come up with an original motto. We don't WANT to be creative. This is THE CHIVE, man. We're CHIVERS. Pretty clever, isn't it? Bet you can't guess what our female fans are called, can you? CHIVETTES! Still pretty fuckin' clever, isn't it? We don't have shame, man. Shit, we're satisfied with looking at pictures of fratboys in their KCCO shirts chugging beers! We can look at that shit all day fuckin' long, man. We love our attention whore Chivettes, too, brother. Best thing for a Chiver is to have meetups…where we get plastered and talk about how cool we are because we look at the same website and wear the same cheap, derivative t-shirts. KCCO, brother man. KCCO.

        • Tim

          I will say this, though. One of the best investments of my life was buying a KCCO shirt. Shit man, every Friday night I throw that badboy on and slide on down to campus to the trendiest, douchiest bar on the whole strip. Never fails. Just last week I ran into a Chivette. She was like "OMG!! You look at The Chive?! OMG that is like the coolest thing ever. We have so much in common! Keep Calm and Chive On!" Needless to say, about 10 minutes later I had her outside behind the dumpster and shot so much cum in her mouth that it looked like her teeth were melting, man. Stuck my finger in her mouth before she had a chance to swallow it and wrote KCCO on her forehead with my jizz and snapped a picture. Sent it in but they wouldn't post it on DAR. I was crushed. Oh well, it was worth it.

          • DumpsterGirl88

            That was supposed to be confidential!

          • will

            wow… your own self-loathing has earned you the right to drown your self in a dumpster full of chivette vomit. seriously dude, if you dont like or agree with the site, find another one to post your most heroic thoughts about how cool you really think you are bc you sit at home with your parents scoping ALL of the internet only to see some similarities on the chive and other sites. nice job you did there, cool guy. you pointed out that you spend your whole life on the internet waiting for a chance to catch a similarity, instead of donating some individuality to a great site. fucking loser

            • Barack Obama

              Fuck you Will….. I did not read your comment, however; it is my personal experience that anyone named Will is a fuck-tard

          • Tijn

            Haters gonna hate.

    • Chim Richels

      Yes. Basically a bunch of video game dorks and attention whores creaming their jeans over a silly t-shirt and a picture of BIll Murray

      Grow the fuck up people. It isn't 'a way of life' – it's a goddamn website with silly pictures and pictures of girls who crave attention.

      These 'Chivers' are no different than weird people who create scrapbooks for various celebrities.

      • alex

        Some people have way too much time on their hands to complain about mundane things, go out and have fun, we're all on this god forsaken planet, why not enjoy it.

      • hugh.m@rshall.us

        It's "different to" or "different from", not "different than".

        You're welcome. KCCO!

  • Frnak

    #31 Oh my lord!! Dibs!

    • Tyler Durden

      The PERFECT office co-worker! #31

  • Obviously

    1st page?

    • Seattlechiver

      Please cum work for me, on me, below me, or whatever….

  • kal50

    #7 We're listening. you have our undivided attention!

    • GI Joe

      Well hello………

    • Dylan

      Absolutely stunning. Had to stop on her for a while.

  • ttyl hef

    # 34 when is the Va. Beach / Tidewater meet up?

    Who's in?

    • Kyle429


      And I would be SO IN!! Further West in VA would be better for me though, as VB is like 3 hours away from where I live 😦

      • Mike

        I'm in. Beach bars?

    • oclvtrek

      I'm in! KCCO in VB!

    • Vegeta

      I'm totally down. Since I go to ODU, I really need to find #34 tomorrow….

      • Svand

        I am on the same mission…

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