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The internet reacts to the botched “Ecce Homo” painting the only way it knows how (26 Photos)

August 29, 2012 | In: Art, FAIL, Funny, WTF

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DolphinSex

First…and I have a boner?

Gsuss

Then go fuck yourself

DarkRonnie

He can't, his dick don't reach his asshole, maybe yours does but that's a totally different matter

_DoC_

How do you know for sure? Did you try to stretch it?

clark

DOUCHE!

Mikey

So some old lady just offered to restore this priceless painting, and no one thought to ask her if she was any good?

Lyra

Yeah, I don't think it was that priceless actually, but there was no money to have somebody in to restore it….so she surprised them
Simon

As far as I understand, she just went ahead and did it. Also, I think some restoration money was being made available that she was unaware of.

Could be wrong though.

AnyoneForCoffee

Her own granddaughter had just donated the funds needed to fix the painting….

"No, dear. Look after your money. I've got this……"

Rosa_

she said she's been painting since she was 5.. and nothing like this every happened before…..
IrishFeen

I believe it was original artists ,Elías García Martínez, great grand-daughter or some descendant of the origanal artist donated the money for the restoration job not the grand-daughter of the woman who done the job

Jack o' lantern

*did

Dang it

The painting was never priceless it was just a homework of a struggling artist from the 19th when people somewhere else instead of paiting the same old tired style of religious paintings, where "reinventing" art. The original was crap, the accident just made a crappy artist famous.

just me

she just made herself famous!

Nighteye2

She did a pretty good job on the toga, actually. But she should have stopped there – she's not good at faces.
https://www.facebook.com/markawol Mark Wolcott

Maybe she was an impostor like Mr. Bean!
<img src="http://www.thecaretakers.net/whistler.jpg" />

Ryan

#19 far and away the best.
Tiber_Septim

#3 close enough
Steve Grenier

I laughed entirely too hard at #24

G_Had

Yeah, well, you know that's just like, your opinion, man.

The_Dood

Eight year olds dude.

chesterdrawers

Nobody fucks with da jesus…

Hummana

Don't worry man I thumbed you up, fuck all these non-first assholes.

Jawbone

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!!!!

_DoC_

Your mother was a whore, Trebek.

rickacha

#1 next time she should try to use Photoshop instead……apple+Z is the solution to all fuck ups
http://moogit.org Moogit.org

No clue why I laughed so freakin' hard at #20 but I did. The whole fiasco is hilarious on it's own, but some of these brought it to a new level. Hahaha!

drea619

i know that was the funniest one!!
Locksley

I can't stop laughing at all of them! hahaha

RichMahogany

#14 Bob Ross would've done a way better job..

Djz

And the painting would have been happy about it!
Red

Bob Ross was fuckin badass! He would have included some "happy clouds" too!
https://www.facebook.com/B.Rad12 Bradley Davis

I think you mean Boss Rob

http://www.facebook.com/luke.talbot Luke Talbot

I would love to have been a fly on the wall at the exact moment she stepped back and realised she was out of her depth…
Kato

That's what you get for letting your 80 year old grandma run amok with a paintbrush…
Estufa Caliente

When are youz guys gonna go after muslems? Whatts amatter you a scared? Chicken?

RivaMonsta

Fuck off!
Lefty

It's not about making fun of a particular religion, it's about laughing at a funny botched painting.

Also, spell check exists. Someone of your intelligence should probably use it.

aVulgarSquirrel

Oh the internet, I do love you.
crazydog

#16 FUCKING CLASSIC!!!

The lady who fucked this picture up still defends her work…she must be retarded…
BigManJones

This was hilarious…. on buzzfeed last week
J. Magnum

#18 Neutral Milk Hotel. Makes since King of Carrot Flowers and all.

The_Dood

Great. Now I'm gonna have Two Headed Boy stuck in my head for the rest of the day…

J. Magnum

I am listening to hear where you are.

Erica

What a beautiful face I have found in this place that is circling all round the sun

iXOredheds

A lot of hilarious stuff here but #8 #11 and #14 killed me!

holydiver85

is your profile pic an hs-3 trident bird? i used to be in hs-3

chicago

#16 can't stop laughing. gem!
http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

God bless that crazy old woman.
texjosh

I thumbed you up too. Solely because the "jizz on your mom!" line better than this entire post.

https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

I jizzed on your mom too. We all did.

_DoC_

I jizzed in my pants

twavor

#14 "Remember, we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents". I don't even think Bob Ross could say that with a straight face about this one…..
Shat_Thrice

#16

Brilliant
b.k.

I love you interwebs
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

#14 I miss you Bob Ross!! I bet you could Fix Jesus' face with your happy trees
drea619

i find it hilarious that she changed the position of the eyes…did anyone else see that? in v.1 he's looking out into the distance in v.2 he's looking at the viewer like…..hi. lol

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