The internet reacts to the botched “Ecce Homo” painting the only way it knows how (26 Photos)

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Via Buzzfeed

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  • DolphinSex

    First…and I have a boner?

    • Gsuss

      Then go fuck yourself

      • DarkRonnie

        He can't, his dick don't reach his asshole, maybe yours does but that's a totally different matter

        • _DoC_

          How do you know for sure? Did you try to stretch it?

    • clark


  • Mikey

    So some old lady just offered to restore this priceless painting, and no one thought to ask her if she was any good?

    • Lyra

      Yeah, I don't think it was that priceless actually, but there was no money to have somebody in to restore it….so she surprised them :P

    • Simon

      As far as I understand, she just went ahead and did it. Also, I think some restoration money was being made available that she was unaware of.

      Could be wrong though.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Her own granddaughter had just donated the funds needed to fix the painting….

        "No, dear. Look after your money. I've got this……"

        • Rosa_

          she said she's been painting since she was 5.. and nothing like this every happened before…..

        • IrishFeen

          I believe it was original artists ,Elías García Martínez, great grand-daughter or some descendant of the origanal artist donated the money for the restoration job not the grand-daughter of the woman who done the job

          • Jack o' lantern


    • Mark Wolcott

      Maybe she was an impostor like Mr. Bean!
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    • Dang it

      The painting was never priceless it was just a homework of a struggling artist from the 19th when people somewhere else instead of paiting the same old tired style of religious paintings, where "reinventing" art. The original was crap, the accident just made a crappy artist famous.

      • just me

        she just made herself famous!

    • Nighteye2

      She did a pretty good job on the toga, actually. But she should have stopped there – she's not good at faces.

  • Ryan

    #19 far and away the best.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 close enough

  • Steve Grenier

    I laughed entirely too hard at #24

    • G_Had

      Yeah, well, you know that's just like, your opinion, man.

      • The_Dood

        Eight year olds dude.

    • chesterdrawers

      Nobody fucks with da jesus…

  • Hummana

    Don't worry man I thumbed you up, fuck all these non-first assholes.

    • Jawbone

      MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!!!!

      • _DoC_

        Your mother was a whore, Trebek.

  • rickacha

    #1 next time she should try to use Photoshop instead……apple+Z is the solution to all fuck ups


    No clue why I laughed so freakin' hard at #20 but I did. The whole fiasco is hilarious on it's own, but some of these brought it to a new level. Hahaha!

    • Locksley

      I can't stop laughing at all of them! hahaha

    • drea619

      i know that was the funniest one!!

  • RichMahogany

    #14 Bob Ross would've done a way better job..

    • Djz

      And the painting would have been happy about it!

    • Red

      Bob Ross was fuckin badass! He would have included some "happy clouds" too!

    • Bradley Davis

      I think you mean Boss Rob

  • Luke Talbot

    I would love to have been a fly on the wall at the exact moment she stepped back and realised she was out of her depth…

  • Kato

    That's what you get for letting your 80 year old grandma run amok with a paintbrush…

  • Estufa Caliente

    When are youz guys gonna go after muslems? Whatts amatter you a scared? Chicken?

    • RivaMonsta

      Fuck off!

    • Lefty

      It's not about making fun of a particular religion, it's about laughing at a funny botched painting.

      Also, spell check exists. Someone of your intelligence should probably use it.

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    Oh the internet, I do love you.

  • crazydog


    The lady who fucked this picture up still defends her work…she must be retarded…

  • BigManJones

    This was hilarious…. on buzzfeed last week

  • J. Magnum

    #18 Neutral Milk Hotel. Makes since King of Carrot Flowers and all.

    • Erica

      What a beautiful face I have found in this place that is circling all round the sun

    • The_Dood

      Great. Now I'm gonna have Two Headed Boy stuck in my head for the rest of the day…

      • J. Magnum

        I am listening to hear where you are.

  • iXOredheds

    A lot of hilarious stuff here but #8 #11 and #14 killed me!

    • holydiver85

      is your profile pic an hs-3 trident bird? i used to be in hs-3

  • chicago

    #16 can't stop laughing. gem!

  • misanthropetb

    God bless that crazy old woman.

  • texjosh

    I thumbed you up too. Solely because the "jizz on your mom!" line better than this entire post.

    • Danno Maurer

      I jizzed on your mom too. We all did.

      • _DoC_

        I jizzed in my pants

  • twavor

    #14 "Remember, we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents". I don't even think Bob Ross could say that with a straight face about this one…..

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  • b.k.

    I love you interwebs

  • bkfrijoles

    #14 I miss you Bob Ross!! I bet you could Fix Jesus' face with your happy trees

  • drea619

    i find it hilarious that she changed the position of the eyes…did anyone else see that? in v.1 he's looking out into the distance in v.2 he's looking at the viewer like…..hi. lol

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