Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • The Village Idiot


    • SyracuseChiver

      The village idiot is a troll but we all know Troll 2 is the only epic troll

    • Bill Boner

      Good luck sister Andrea!!!!

    • The Village Idiot

      #3 May God bless you Andrea. May His hand be upon you, and I pray that you're are healed with full recovery. Amen.

    • Mario

      *Throws Blue Spiny Shell*

  • Rick

    Ugh! ^^^

    • Antsley

      Did Rick just roll??

    • Barack Obama

      I fucked a chicken and ate a dog in Kenya……

      • Joe Biden

        Making Kenya the 57th state was the best move you ever made, B.O.

        • Barack Obama

          thanks Joe! at least someone out there understands how awesome I am…

  • Romeo

    #27 I paused right there

    • fabio

      How can I keep woring now…

    • Giggler

      Get this woman a sandwich…Stat!

    • maboze1x

      #27 Where is this from? Pics, video… ASAP! NEED! ! ! :p

      • anonomous

        Kyiv, Ukraine. And there are many mare that are better

        • FunKiller


      • Kevrhutch

        Is there anything to see after this?????

    • Max

      Willing to bet that you pedobears were counting down to her 18th birthday. Well, what are you waiting for, toddler fondlers? Ask her out!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Oh you're NOT talking about #14 ?

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        Don't be so "Mad…Max"

        • Deep Dish

          You called it, dude.

      • droppedelbow

        Why would peados be counting down to her 18th birthday? Their whole thing is wanting to have sex with children. After 18 she'd be an adult, so they'd be far from interested.

        I don't think you really understand how the world works, do you?

        • goon

          Wait…. now I'm all fucked up. So I do want to have sex with her? or no?

    • ^Mr. Obvious

      Yes. One would have to pause "right there", if one wants to watch the entire gif's cycle.

      In other news, I typed this comment.

    • You.Suck

      Oh, so you prefer girls with eating disorders? Or just girls built like 13 year old boys?

    • dave

      Oh dear god, she is so beautiful.

    • 321class

      i know….WOWZERS!

    • A Guy

      She's nothing but fucking bones. Get this bitch some food. Fixin' up some country fried steak, mashed 'taters, gravy, and broccoli with cheese. Got some Budweiser in the fridge. 80 lbs. ain't healthy little girl. At least get up to 110 or 120. =P

      • You.Suck

        C'mon man…show a little class. You only call a girl "bitch" in the bedroom, and that's if she likes it.

        That said, I agree on getting that girl regular meals.

      • Deep Dish

        I'll take all of that except for the Budweiser.

        • Doc

          Exactly. Pick yourself up a 12 of Yuengling. Just as cheap but twice as good.

      • nemesis

        I'll take none of that. Budweiser? Buying American is one thing but that's just wrong.

        • USAfan

          smart comment. I assume your worldly edu-ma-cashion led you to that conclusion.

        • DrGarnicus


        • holyshit

          Budweiser is not American anymore, it's Belgian owned. Same with Miller, that's South African owned. You wanna know what's still American …. Yuengling.

          • ColoradanChvt

            And Coors Light:)

            • MrStiggy91

              Ya know what Coors Light and having sex in a canoe share in common? They're both fucking close to water.

    • Oli

      i was listening Flight Facilities – Crave You on Youtube when i see that picture .. Just the perfect timing ever !

    • BerryGIRLy

      So did I… Girls like her could me a girl like me wanna dump their boyfriend :) I could not take my eyes off her ass.

  • hater

    #14. 100 points to Gryffindor!

    • fubar

      fuck you ron!

    • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

      it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhahahaha i lold at that

    • Vic

      oh hermione you are about to make my night!

    • buttsnstuff

      Thank God that's shopped, I was so sad for a second. I am not impressed by that ass one bit.

    • Sam

      10 points griffon-back-door

    • Jess

      I have a feeling Emma Watson is slutty in real life.

    • Anomanom

      Love her

    • Methos
      • JTW

        That explains why she has the butt of a 40 year old in that pic

        • Mighty

          i was thinking the same! she has pork butt

  • Maverick

    I just spent 5 min staring at #27

    • Towely

      i'de grill her a mean steak! if you know what i mean. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/

      • Darwin

        I do not know what you mean.

    • Iso

      Only five?

    • Child Please

      Don't get me wrong, she's hot. But can you blame a guy for wishing this chick and Emma Watson traded places in this post?

    • Derby

      One of the finest you've posted…got caught here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/simen.berghvonaase Simen Bergh von Aase

      Chick to skinny legs

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #12 Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?

    • Bubba

      OK, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live!

  • Undershooter30

    Kcco from me And my friends. It will go great!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      My friends and I*

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        *My friends and myself.

      • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

        also incorrect, has no friends.

    • Child Please

      Fuck grammar.

      -The Chive

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Yeah man…fuck knowing shit.

    • Lisa

      #3 is who you're talking to I'm guessing? And yes…good luck! She'll do fine. She's got her brother and an attitude that's bright. ;)

      As for grammar…sheesh folks…if this is the biggest problem you have to deal with today, you're really f'ing lucky. ;)

    • Dave

      30 cm would be about a foot in diameter. I hope he means 30 mm!

      Best wishes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.bergman.58 Chris Bergman


    • yodaddy


    • Tobias Funke

      Muck Fichigan.

  • Vic

    #27…need more things that bounce!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Yes Damnit!
      You better to us you've been building a stockpile of Bouncy Gifs for us by now!

  • Anonymous

    This just made my day

  • RandomTask09

    #13: Public bidet?

    • B Dub

      I wasn't stoked about seeing a kids butt in #13, but what immediately popped in my head was that this is where the saying "stick it where the Sun don't shine" came to its fateful end…

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's quite a colorful enema he's getting there.

      • PA2AK

        Do not want.

  • chief

    Good morning people

  • bdg

    #27 Is a Dream come true!!!!!!!!!!

    • You.Suck

      I just feel bad for girls you get with, because they get to be made to feel like they're never going to be beautiful…


      Seriously, a real woman would rip your dick off, brosuff.

    • Wow

      Cumming soon

      • Dr_StrangePants

        What you is speak is Crass
        But Also Rings So True
        To have only a piece of that Ass
        Lest My Balls Turn Blue.

        • tralfaz


    • A Guy

      If your dream includes you being slapped around by the skeleton deadites in Army of Darkness…

  • John

    #3 I wish you the best of luck. I hope everything goes well. Please, stay calm and chive on!

    • guest

      I wish that #4 needs more help.

    • Jeff

      Good luck Andrea! KCCO!

    • OhioChiver

      All the best Andrea! KCCO girl!

    • Wisti

      Good luck Andrea! 30cm is fucking huge, especially in something as small as an ovary. Please let us know how the surgery turned out.

      • ccc

        Ya, good luck. I'm hoping that "30" is a typo and it's actually 3cm.

    • Static

      Good luck Andrea! KCCO!

    • Tim

      Good luck, Andrea! My wife went through something very similar, but overcame it with surgery (and later chemo). She's been in remission for over 5 years, so we haven't thought about it much but you remind me how fine a line it is. 9 years later and we have a 2-year old son.

      Keep your head up and our thoughts and prayers are with you. Or as we like to say here, KCCO!

    • Daniel

      Good luck, Andrea, hope that all goes well and wish fast recovery. Have confidence, keep calm and chive on!!!!

  • sshuggi

    #15 My reaction when #14 got a boyfriend.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      #15 my reaction after every ep

    • A Guy

      Like you could get it…

  • Anakratis

    #22 guy must have an epic case of gonorrhea

    • Blackchops

      What does it mean when ah… fire shoot out ya dick?

      • loves sammiches

        So…let me get this straight, you're having a burning sensation when you urinate?

  • Lower

    #3 KCCO Andrea.
    We're all wishing you the best.

    • soph

      Keep Calm and Stay Stong!!!

    • RealZoo

      Stay positive Andrea. Wishing you a healthy recovery.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #6 Freshest bacon he'll ever eat.

  • Kevin

    #27 What is this from?!?!

    • lat297

      My dreams?

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      after a little sleuthing around russian forums, i finally found her:

      Alexandra Markina http://vk.com/shishkinle

      and the video:

      • Jezza67

        Good work Sherlock!

      • Whoa

        That guys tumblr is unreal.

      • John Brobass

        wow!!! amazing. Greatest thing posted on the Chive in a while..

      • Carson

        Her website would be good for duck season

        • john v.

          or rabbit season

          • Poke4Life

            Duck season!

            • random882

              Duck season!

              • Drewcifer

                RABBIT SEASON!!!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I reckon there are many here who would call you….a Hero.

        for me though, it would only take one slip on the staircase for her to break her leg. Too delicate.

      • FunKiller

        Are you aware of the "xX's" before and after your name? Do you know the meaning of them? Obviously not, because they stand for StraightEdge. So to have "beermonkey" written in there is an insult. I'm not straightedge but I do have friends that are…..that's just disrespectful.

        • Disrespectful

          Fuck you…and your dumbass imaginary friends.

          • FunKiller

            Hey they might be imaginary, but my doctor says any kind of connection I feel with someone whether they be "real" or not….is progress. Are you going to eat that salamander?

        • Mike

          Are you aware that after about age 19, nobody is going to pat you on the back for NOT drinking and doing drugs anymore so you no longer need a cutesy little name for it.?

          • FunKiller

            It's a personal thing…I get it, I respect it…..and it's actually more like a gang than anything. They mainly resort to violence to get their point across. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=st

            • Mike

              Violent faggotry.

              • FunKiller

                Meh, to each his own.

                • Al Gore

                  I did not build the internet for this douchbaggery!

                  • Barack Obama

                    You didn't build the internet!!!

                    • Poke4Life

                      That's right! The government built EVERYTHING!!

    • MOAR

      Photographed by the same guy that brought us a ton of material here on the chive. Here is his website…warning, a lot of it is NSFW.

    • A Guy

      She's so skinny she could play the ghoul from Tales from the Crypt. She has a cute face, but damn. A women needs some curves.
      She's this | . | or |_|_| or | . . |
      when she should be this ) . ( or (_|_) or ( . )( . )

      • 99mike

        Yeah…she could stand to eat a cheeseburger or two.

  • emu90

    #27 who is that?!

    • vandinz

      Skeletors daughter.

  • ToonToon

    Daily morning bullshit

  • mike

    #27 needs to be found. NOW. (please)

    • ToonToon

      And what exactly will u do mike?? NOTHING….QUEER.

      • mike

        Seems you're not getting the point Toon toon.
        Internet is Virtual. I will of course do nothing but enjoy it even more in video.

        By the way : "toon toon" ? seriously ? Who's the QUEER here?

        • lat297

          Not that it matters. You could both be queer, we'd all still KCCO

          • mike

            Very wise precision Lat297.

            I concur and raise my glass to you.

            KCCO !

            • Med

              Hopefully glass of coffee, Alky

              • mike

                A glass of cereals.

          • bw1

            Yeah, The Chive is kind of gay.

    • A Guy

      Bitch needs to find a bacon cheeseburger….

    • Mike D

      Alexandra Markina

  • ander

    #27 #14 Best. DMA. Ever.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      "its anders. With a hard-on!

    • fubar


    • HappyHooligan

      These to pics made me do a sex wee!!!

  • garett

    Finally got my hands on a Wolverabe shirt!! Thanks Chive

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I bet u did faggot

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        fuck, I thought we'd gotten rid of you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jdembert Jesse David Embert

        Ha! that reminded me of Step Brothers
        "What do we do now?"
        "We could hug."
        "Yeah you'd like that faggot!"

  • mrweed

    Wow someone is up last their bedtime!

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