Darwin’s theory doesn’t apply to everyone (44 Photos)

  • SuperiorTo8

    #16 Stupid. But, damn that looks like fun

    • Bootsy McGee!!!

      Mother Fuckin Floor Buffer Rodeo Bitches!

      • Underbaker

        You need to lower the handle, find a bigger room, then you sit on the center while holding the trigger on and see how long you can hold on. Great fun is had by all.

      • Eric

        Bet you can't stay on for 8 seconds!!!!

    • HowUGetThatMedal?

      Hilarious. Every. Time.

    • Jeff's

      Hell yeah! I remember doing the Buffer Rodeo too, it must be a military thing. Dangerous, yeah but when your Chinese fieldaying on a Friday night stupid things are just going to happen.

      • Tom

        Every Sunday someone had to try this.

  • yeah

    #28 doesn't matter, i still would

    • Poodle of Death

      Not shure if she wants to be fucked or eaten…

      • asd

        doesn't matter.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        or spit roasted.

        • Dave

          And that's why a three way with 2 women and a man is better than 2 men with a woman.

    • Beltes

      In Russia, sex is paid for with fruits and vegetables…

    • Oprah's Vagina

      Dare is say that she is GORDgeous

    • Beaker

      She's a living "porn-a-copia"
      Whaw whaw whaaaaaw

    • BoogieShoe

      Ummmmm..yeah. Gotta tell the truth, I'd totally hit that.

      • Jake

        me too

    • censored

      I'd rather hit that than Erin Willett.

    • Jared

      The Farmers Daughter ?

    • dshiningsword

      just missing a banana,…. lol

  • Bigtimetimmyjim

    #35 what cartoon is that dude from?

    • https://www.facebook.com/andrea.diaz.399041 Andrea Diaz

      .spongbob when squdward get a makeover and then he gets slammed and it goes back to normal or something…

      • MonkeyMadness

        Close. Squidward smashes his face and becomes "handsome" and Spongebob tries to smash him back to normal because Squidward didn't like all the extra attention. But it makes him even more "handsome".
        Yeah, I watch the show a lot. 😛

        As for the dude in this picture, wtf is wrong with him? He sure has small irises.

        • MylesofStyles

          I think the cubic zirconia laden deformed ears are a nice touch.

        • mat

          He sure has small irises. lol

    • They live

      Is that really a human?

    • Master_Rahl

      he looks like a cartoony version of Dennis Rodman. Then again, so does Dennis.

    • _DoC_

      Looks more like a black Stewie from Family guy all grown up.

    • Mexican Guy

      Songebob dude! Thats handsome Squidward!

    • Pit_Boss

      Actually I think that is a pic from the casting call for Jeresy shore.

    • Ken

      The alien from American Dad

  • p1ll

    #5 WTF ?

    • Rosa_

      isnt' she an airhead..

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      this seems AWESOME

      • Kristen

        No it doesn't…and you seem RETARDED.

    • billy

      hair dryer

  • sam

    #21 lol

    • pufffdragon

      Everyday is upper body day

      • LiT

        he doesn't really look like a gym kind of guy though..

  • TokyoFace

    #44 … she doesn't look to ba……..oh. gross

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's a two bagger.

    • sithney

      she looks like a hot version of latrine from men in tights

      • thedude325

        "It used to be shithouse"…."Good change….that's a good change".

    • MylesofStyles

      You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.

    • Bobby Joe

      Y'all make fun of the toofless till you get head from them.

  • Head Chef

    #4 The Burger King?

  • F16Chiver

    #44 would get it from the back

  • Can'tfixstupid

    Fuck you #29 the U.S. flag should never be upside down, unless you're in distress which judging by that hair maybe you are

    • Pv20Panther06

      I'm all for people being stupid but the upside down flag irks me a bit as well.

      • jreddy23

        I only count 16 pieces of flare…must want to be the bare minimum.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Do you really expect a toad like this to have any common sense? Any self respecting veteran would rip that off its chest.

    • Mr. MIlk

      I'm not sure if you have looked recently at a news headline, media outlet or the stock market but our country *IS* in distress. The toad understands this – you apparently do not?

      • Dan

        It's an Anti-America shirt. It has nothing to do with distress. Make sure you know the current memes before you try to explain something.

        • Mr. MIlk

          Thanks for the education Dan – I cant think of a single reason why our current financial, political, social and health care distresses could lead to any sort of political dissatisfaction. Next time I'll think it all the way through.

          • socket2me

            oh noes the flag is upside down ! I pity anyone that gets upset over an inverted drawing…seriously

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      just a punk rock shirt…and the flag is just a symbol…..his hair I have no explanation for though.

    • Si1entStatic

      anyone else see Fatty from Dethklok's deathharmonic episode??

      • V4Vendetta14

        (After Fatty-Ding-Dongs has been neutered)
        Nathan: Hey goofball, look who's all neutered! You are! Yeah you're neutered, huh goofball, yeah! Who's a neutered guy?

    • https://www.facebook.com/geordie.mowbray Geordie Mowbray

      It's a punk band like all of the other shit on his chest….Anti-Flag…check em out.

  • Jordan

    #44 admit it, you'd still do it

    • emu90

      i bet she gives a mad bj!

    • Lunch_Box

      Yes, yes i would.

    • Si1entStatic

      not sure how long I could stand the constant whistle sound when she talks…..

      • The Pict

        Easy solution, leave when you're done. Problem solved.

  • randy

    I want me a spongebob outfit. Hahaha. #22 actually saw someone chain a bicycle in a very similar manner. Bet its hard to imagine that it was in front of Walmart.

  • Shiftycap1

    #28 Not an accurate representation of her diet.

    • Si1entStatic

      dunno there is a gourd for every hole…….. coincidence??

  • http://www.facebook.com/SnyderAndrew Andrew Snyder

    #19 literally laughed out loud

  • Ride

    How? Why? What?

    • Chris

      Every day is upper body day

    • Jak

      I think he has Cushing's Disease

  • https://www.facebook.com/andrea.diaz.399041 Andrea Diaz

    just cause he is fat makes him stupid?

    • Luc

      No, it's because he's unhealthy he'll probably die before breeding with anyone. Darwinism.

      • Hannah

        You probably should breed with anyone either, but I don't see your picture up here, sweetie.

        • Hannah

          You probably shouldn't * breed with anyone either

          lol too early no coffee yet, that or I'm one of darwins exceptions.

    • MonkeyMadness

      He may be mentally challenged too. I really don't see why this is funny.

      • Jen

        agree. this is uncool.

      • KeepinCalm

        Chive is known for cracking on people with disabilities but then they do great things like help taylor morris, drake and farrah. take the good w/the bad i guess =/

      • _DoC_

        Anyone who is mentally challenged or disabled would fall into the category of a "Darwin Exception" as they rely on others for survival. I am pretty sure however they were referring to his obesity in this case.

    • Dan

      Most fat people are stupid and lazy. Just because it hurts your feelings doesn't make it false.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        dude, he's most likely got some serious health/mental disabilities. no need to hurt his feelings.

    • buttsnstuff

      What makes everyone think this kid is disabled? You're the one's that are fucked for assuming. Just some fat kid listening to music

    • Jared

      If there is no medical conditions, his Parents need a boot in the ass for letting it get that bad, he looks young.

      A shame.

    • keepsix

      I have to agree here – It really jumped out to me – chive cuh mon this is base and inappropriate. I'm all over cracking on the rest of these creeps but this one is pointless.

      Just saying. You are better than that chive.

    • ChristonaCracker

      Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Most likely, Yes

  • r151

    #19 "Whatevah! I do what i want!"

  • dan

    #33 friggen Matt Cassell. Why the hell am I a Chiefs fan?

    • alw

      ballet classes really paying off.

    • Vent187

      Still better than being a gay chargers fan.

      • Chargers Suck


    • buttsnstuff

      Because Priest Holmes was pretty sweet

    • Dustin

      The only time we get any love and theyre always Cassel fuck-up gifs!

  • Lisa

    #28 & #31. I just don't even want to know what the hell is going on here. I mean, I'm weird and all that, but c'mon…seriously…that shit's just fucking bizarre. "Call your neighbors the carnival is in town with a 3 headed chicken eating kumquats" bizarre.

  • grimotr

    #12 scared of his testosterone my willy just turned into an inny…

    • truth

      Pretty damn nice beard you got th…..OH HOLY HELL!

    • oughtnot

      He needs to do some surfin …. sand those nipples down a bit.

    • FONZIE

      Would you give him shit for his Farah Fawcett nipples? I wouldn't! This dude must be the brother of the Techno Viking!

  • Guz


    I've met him!! In Universal Citywalk in Orlando!

    • rsmd

      Dude, that's Mr.Maserati, no sh*t. He changed his name to that. He comes into my work and is always dressd like that. He's very eccentric. That is always how he dresses. And he has a ton of money.

      • Yoyo

        Hahaha, I saw him in Ocean City, MD a few weeks ago. He has a ton of money? I should have introduced him to my girlfriend…

    • Dawgzilla

      I've seen him at Citywalk too

    • klj2341

      This is the Seacrets guy in Ocean City, Maryland. He is there every night, kind of a mascot.

  • Bluntaholic

    #39 this pic is what landed Guillermo a job w Jimmy Kimmel

  • http://www.facebook.com/zack.mcnew Zachary McNew

    #27 With these golden pants, I will protect my virginity. With this red jacket, I will hide my dignity…. With great golden pants, comes great golden responsibility…. Wear bright colors they said, it would be fun they said…. The commercial said buy stock in gold Frank, not buy gold stockings.

    • McIrish

      I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with this one. This is my casual Friday.

  • RichMahogany

    #44 What up gi- ughhh.. daammn jank teef.

    Source video, can anyone translate?

  • an3

    #35 Dhalsim from street fighter

  • Rosa_

    great post where do I start….
    #12 dog in heat….yeuch….

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