Furday Derpamine Dermp (37 Photos)

  • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog


    • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog

      shit.. hit a combo key which equals 'enter'. Apparently. Anywho. #16 Moar…!

      • Epitomizer

        What a witty and original comment.

        • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog

          what a witty and original use of a Bill Murray avatar.

          • Epitomizer

            I know, thanks for the props.
            I'm a BFM hipster. I was reppin' Murray before it was cool.

            P.S. If I wanted my own come back, I woulda wiped it off your mom's chin.

            • RawDog

              What a witty and original comment. No, seriously. That was good. Keep up the good work and stay in school.

            • http://twitter.com/HarryBallz98 @HarryBallz98

              Joke's on you, his mom swallows.

      • Kristen

        Fuckin' liar. You just wanted to be first.

        • Ryan

          While i do agree with you……you're a cunt.

        • RawDog

          oh i know, i was second too, with the reply. I just wish i hadn't fumbled around and shot my load, so to speak, with the wrong hashtag. Next time i'll do better. Promise.

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    #7 FTW

    • Kodos

      You found Mario's roll…

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Who the fuck thinks of opening a used video game? Let alone who the fuck stashed 5k in a video game?

      • Djz

        I'm going to guess that he tried to play it, and it didn't work. Upon close inspection, he could tell it had been opened once already. Normal curiosity would prompt opening it again…

        • http://twitter.com/sean_armstrong @sean_armstrong


        • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

          But the person selling it couldn't tell it was stuffed? Odd.

          • myself

            The person selling probably found it and thought it was some shit old game they could get $5 for. People end up with stuff from people that others have stashed stuff in. Found $20 in a book I bought for a quarter at a flea market once.

      • DubleDex

        I open up every NES game I buy to clean it. If you don't, that gunk messes up the system and it won't play any games. My guess would be that this was some kid stashing his drug money – then mom got fed up and just decided to clean out his room and sell all his old stuff. Bet that dude was pissed.

    • Scodeling

      I doubt that, man.

    • Abn

      I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that's drug money.

      • Biggus Diccus

        I always stash my drug money up my ass and poop out money when I need it.

    • whos.mike

      They are old school hundreds….. Sooo they must have been a drug dealers stash from the late 80s.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Those r the new ones muh boi

        • CUJO

          no, those are the old ones. haven't seen any new ones lately ?

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      I wish stuff like that happened to me! Damn, could use 5k right about now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.chaloux Benjamin Chaloux

      I think the police might want to talk to you…and not the one that Sting sang for…

    • geto boy

      Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  • whyme1973

    #23 I wanna play, too.

    • Oli

      MOARRR!!! Girl in the middle!!!

      • a-nom

        I'll take them all, please…

    • Griffin

      Is that the hulk behind them?

      • https://www.facebook.com/david.mcinnis.7 David McInnis

        Wait, there is something behind them?

    • Kato

      never gets old

  • MED

    "FDD, the poor man's DAR"

  • tv_paul

    #23 "Hulk want sex with girls but Hulk fat … got love handles.. now in Friendzone (sigh)"

    • FUpaul

      just because you have a fucking keyboard doesn't mean you have to pollute every fucking page with multiple fucking lame-ass comments.

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        Yes it does…that's EXACTLY what that means.

        • Paulina

          Paul doesn't appear to have a life. He reminds me of Etcrr

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    *disassembles every owned game system*

  • whyme1973

    #16 That is just damn sexy.

    • Kato

      This pic looks inviting…

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Oh my, beautiful girl, beautiful eyes, beautiful tat . . . in a word, beautiful

  • http://pepito115.wordpress.com pepito115

    #30 certainly made my day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #36, i think that sounds like a good way to kick off the weekend! KCCO

    • http://www.asphotographysale.com Adam

      Would be awesome if it was big enough to be my desktop wallpaper…. Mmm whiskey wallpaper…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Oh Why Not….what's your favorite Spirit to Chill To?

      Red Stag Cinnamon.

      • http://www.asphotographysale.com Adam

        We only have Black Cherry here in Aus. So a nice, single malt Islay Scotch will do the trick…

        • Squiddie

          Laphroig 10 year.

      • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

        The Glen 18yr. I'll settle for some Jameson on the rocks though!

      • Kristen


      • GatOne

        That Johnnie Walker Double Black is smooth too. Tastes just like a campfire. Mmm, nostalgia…

    • Fryy

      Maker's Mark, straight

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Indeed, it warms you up on cold winter nights

  • Kodos

    #36 #37
    The good life, indeed…

    • Ispeakchive

      Ironic that earlier this week the Chive was advertising Keystone Light.

  • matt

    #20 im listening to tyler the creator and watching this…fucking trippy

    • buttsnstuff

      Try listening to call me maybe and watching this……. fucking mind blown….. you turd

      • matt


    • Snotboogie

      "Shut the fuck up, here's the number to my therapist."

  • prostreet68

    #30 Metallica Rulz!

    • Justin B.

      u spelled "ruled" wrong

      • PDiddily420

        Nope, He got it right . Just saw them play in Atlantic City in June and they put on 2 killer shows.

        • http://www.facebook.com/wesley.ricketts Wesley Ricketts

          I was there for the Saturday night show – One was amazing with all the pyrotechnics going off, I was in heaven!!

    • Markbob

      He is certainly correct. Compare the melodies, lyrics compared to what we have today and Metallica looks like Tchaikovsky in comparison. Long live Metallica!

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #7 Sounds like the opening premise to a really shit gangster film.

  • Anjin-San

    #31 LOL

    • Dr_StrangePants

      lol yeah,
      I suppose you really wouldn't want that golden cross to break off the cap and lose an investment.

  • Kunal Patel



    • MylesofStyles

      Any relation to Rocky Patel?

  • MylesofStyles

    #26 Not good. I'd eventually smoke it.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      weird…this joint taste vaguely like Shrimp?

  • mongoose5271

    #12 Neil Peart is to drumming what Bill Fucking Murray is to the Chive!

    • MorkMorkMork

      Erhmagerd Ringo Sterr

    • https://www.facebook.com/jalfih Ezequiel Armentano


      • sfb101

        Not alive anyway… But I'll pick Keith Moon and John Bonham any day.

        • Circe

          Peart, Moon & Bonham, The Supreme Trifecta of rock drum gods. Nice call!

      • Jake

        Danny Carey is just as good.

        • blameus

          who? some tool? names shouldn't be in the same sentence, like comparing neil young and Justin bieber

        • Circe

          Carey is to Peart as you are to Mr. Olympia.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #7 How did you get the idea to open it?

    • 16inchzipper

      Maybe didn't work?

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        After seeing this I opened all my old nintendo games. Found out that I don't own any old nintendo games.

  • ilove#9

    #9 … MOAR please!

  • ChiveFromWA

    #30 Damn

  • Shiguy

    #37 Gotta just love scotch and BFM!

  • chicago

    #37 cuto,cuto,cuto…

  • Oli

    ???????? #5

    • Tin Cup

      Maybe a tricked out Can Am motorcycle????

      • guest

        its a campagna trex

        • Sweet D

          I see one of these driving around Minneapolis from time to time…wonder if this is it?

  • Ernie Banks

    Erhmagerd Neil Pert

    • Smaster

      Jeez, it was spelled correctly on the photo….

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