Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (20 HQ Photos)

  • jetrome

    #20 Amazing eyes.

    • biggles

      Ahhh they mean "mediocre girls in the middle of nowhere"

      Only saw maybe 3 that were out of my league.

      the whole point of "hot girls in the middle of nowhere" is girls you have no chance with

      otherwise, you might as well say "normal girls in the middle of nowhere" or "girls you would find at your local pub in the middle of nowhere" or "girls on your block in the middle of nowhere"

      wtf man.

      • skyfireCO

        Yes, I'm sure you're a real stud. Let's see your hot pic in the middle of nowhere.

      • Dan

        They r all out of Ur league douchebag, you know why right? Cause ur a douchebag!

      • Bots

        Ahh, so this guy thinks he's awesome and can get with any girl he wants.
        A real charmer here.

      • Sergio

        Haha. Only # of these are out of ur league? What a f**king loser. You know you could not get any of these lovely girls. Every girl here is stunning. I would gladly take any; although it will not happen. KCCO

        • Sergio

          *Only 3 of these…

      • jballhard

        go back to the 90's FAGGOOOTTTT

      • Tim

        Cool story bro. Now go back down in your basement. Your Asian porn has finished downloading…

      • guest

        Way to try to hijack the first post LOSER!

      • bdg

        Douche-If she has a vagina she's out of your league!

    • bdg

      Women that look like #20 are what ancient wars were fought over!!!

    • penguin slayer

      well he has pissed off quit a lot of folk. well done sir. now f**k off!

    • photowiz

      She airbrushed the crap out of her face. Photoshop can make any ugly duck a swan- who knows what most of these girls really look like.

  • -Snookums

    #1 FDAU! good girl

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Run a train on that ho

  • Mat Skaggs

    Why can't I be lucky enough to be in the middle of no where and find one of these girls

    • Tiber_Septim

      I'd be lucky to find the location, but they would have left fifteen minutes before I got there

  • Chris Quagliata

    #10 is where in the middle of no where??? God lord

    • Oslaf

      Yeah, I am enranced with this photo.

  • biggles

    Ahhh they mean "mediocre girls in the middle of nowhere"

    Only saw maybe 3 that were out of my league.

    the whole point of "hot girls in the middle of nowhere" is girls you have no chance with

    otherwise, you might as well say "normal girls in the middle of nowhere" or "girls you would find at your local pub in the middle of nowhere" or "girls on your block in the middle of nowhere" some are could even be titled "fugly in the middle of nowhere"

    wtf man.

    • chelsea_dagger

      Well aren't you a charmer.

    • B Dub

      Ya right dude. A pure Chivette natural beauty any day over a photo-shopped model for me.

    • Ben

      You do realise that your reply implies that hot girls are out of your league, right?

      • Ben

        You do realise that your comment implies that hot girls are out of your league

        • biggles

          No, i imply that hot girls in this post should be out of everyone's league.

          Otherwise, change the title to "average girls in the middle of nowhere:

    • Smitty

      At first I was taken aback by your comments. Then after some thought, are you twelve?
      All the girls on this post are very attractive. Now, looks aside (which is all your focusing on) why would any girl be 'out of [anyone's] league'? I've seen some very sexy women walking hand in hand with a 300lb retard and you might say, how's that possible. It is possible because of LOVE. Any woman can date any guy and do. Some women might be high maintenance, they may want a good looking sugar daddy, may demand a million dollar income, or new car or dress every week; but that doesn't have anything to do with their attractiveness. You must be God if you can simply look at a woman and tell such things.
      Finally, I would now like to point out that ALL "women are out of your league", with such an attitude of yours. So you could screw with the heads of any (or maybe just not 3) of the women in this post? So maybe your hot, maybe she's hot; after that then what? What kind of lasting relationship? OR Maybe your just a rabbit in disguise as a human being.

    • Pj Barkley

      quite literally ALL of these girls are out of your league, man.

      • biggles

        No, the average ones, anyone can pick up.

        Just have to complement them.

        Or tell them they are smart. basically…lie.

        • Sparkles

          lolololol wow you have a stunted view of the world. Good luck with your life. I'm sure it's going to be difficult.

        • NcouthYouth

          oh teach us master. you are so so wise…. good luck kid.

    • Deeb

      You're a douche.

    • bcbigbuds

      well besides all this the fact is this post is reallly boring. looks like an LL bean catalog. just waiting for one of them to be wearing an urban sombrero.

    • Hoze

      Gawd, what a douchenozzle!

    • Guest

      After reading your comment I'm assuming you're either trolling or you're an idiot. Every girl on this page is attractive. And that's coming from a guy who's probably even more shallow than you are. You're world view is nothing short of a bad joke. Just because you believe hot girls are an unattainable gem in a sea of confusion doesn't mean that view should be forced upon the remnant of the world. Please find another site to be a troll or be an imbecile. I have no more time for a simpleton like you. KCCO

      • biggles

        Lets put it this way. Unless you have NEVER been rejected. Then there are girls that are unattainable. Asshole.

        And I am very fucking shallow.

        Women are too. Ever heard of the 30 second rule. ya. Woman looks at you, and she knows IMMEDIATELY if she will sleep with you.

        Same as yourself. We aren't that much different than women as a whole in our thinking for mates.

        The only difference in a man vs a woman is, we want someone that's never been with anyone, where women want a man that's been around, and is desirable to women.
        We could care less if other guys like our women, except we would rather not have them desirable to other mean.
        where women want their men desirable to other women.

        Or my ADDAGE (and it's entirely mine).
        No woman wants another man, that no other woman wants.

        End of story, you fucking dicks.
        Argue with that logic, assholes.

        • biggles

          Don't care if you click the down thumb. I have fucked litterally hundreds of women. I got them figured out.

          They are pedantic creatures.

          • Dundee

            And yet, here you are, on the internet, looking at half naked girls…

          • Pan Cho

            And your DICK is falling off….

          • 7and7

            This is laughable. Here's your "logic":

            If hot girls are unattainable (as you say), yet you've attained literally hundreds of girls, then you haven't banged one single hot girl. Um, that's the direction of your "logic."

            I'm sorry, but if you can't appreciate a hot girl without calculating how you can manipulate, lie, and sleeze your way into her bed, you're doing it wrong.

            And btw, your use of "pedantic" makes no sense, I'm not sure it means what you think it does.

            (Apologies to all for trolling a troll)

          • tim

            Jacking your dick to internet porn doesn't count as fucking.

        • Dee eeek

          At least more than half of those "WOMEN" were dudes!!!!

    • Yea

      Are… are you negging TheChive? My God man, I think your taking your PUA shit a little seriously.

    • Cottagekicker

      U must be from the UK.. Only place I have traveled where the guys think they are good looking, aren't and are pompous about it! Ur a typical Brit! If your pulling down these girls then why r u looking at the pics u tool?

    • Perkins Maxwell

      trolls gonna troll

  • Mr_Cellophane

    #10 just a little bit fuuuurrrrrrtherrr!

    • Adewoye Ademola

      hello angel how u doing

  • bankrobert

    #6 Great legs

    • biggles

      hot for shure

    • Jon

      if by great legs you mean great everything then yeah I agree

  • Derekw

    I feel like just taking an adventure in the middle of nowhere, in hopes of finding some of these girls

    • SOhioChiver

      goo luck with that, I LIVE in the middle of nowhere and I'm still waiting…camera ready. 🙂

  • AcidVoltA

    These are some natural beauties in a natural setting, that makes them hot. Herp derp.

  • Tyler durden

    I wonder how many more times they will reuse #1

    • penguin slayer

      it's a good one tho! :*

    • bear

      I really dont see a problem with looking at this on a daily basis 🙂

  • jeff

    #5 #20 GORGEOUS Thanks for sharing ❤

    • SOhioChiver

      can we see MOAR of #5? love her smile

  • DAVE

    #4 not sure if srs…

    • Trig

      EEEk! Must be some ones sister!

    • Trent

      "Girl not hot enough to have somene want to take her picture so she drug a mirror into a field to take a camera phone pic" in the middle of nowhere.

  • katastrophe89

    #5 instantly reminded me of the little mermaid… "darling it's better down where it's wetter" 😉

    • tim

      Perfect for "Feet Friday" or "Tuesday Toes" …come on Chive!

  • Michael Marquez

    I started out wanting MOAR of #4

    Then I got to #5 and wanted the same.

    Then I got to #6, #7, #8, and 9-20 and it really never ended…son of a bitch, this slide show was borderline amazing.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #5 – anna song?

    bc chivers/chivettes, this group was made for u!! –>

    • Kato

      There has gotta be a Vancity Chive meetup soon. There must be, our northern gods encourages it!

      • Canucks_Rule

        join the @KCCOVancity twitter group. will eventually have a local vancity meetup, but need to grow the chiver/chivette scene first. it's honestly pretty scarce.

    • PotatoSoup

      Lorena, does a lot of modeling for Met Art. Several galleries of her can be found here:


      • Canucks_Rule

        much obliged.

  • liquify

    does anybody else, besides me, not think that pale women, with messy ass, brown scraggly hair, are not attractive?

  • guest

    #1-#20 I would be happy to be lost with any of them. #5 #10 and #19 are amazing

  • DirkDiggler

    #16 Is she conscious? Looks like she bailed in those shoes and landed in a great pose. Sexy as hell!

    • Joe B. Skeen

      The shoes look like '58 Buicks, but I'm not complaining. Conscious or not, she'd look good in my garage.

  • Jack Wagon

    repost #1 all you want. everytime i see that pic i go to the bedroom with lotion and a roll of TP. post it every week please!

    • Yeah

      Awesome Jack. Stay classy!

  • B Dub

    #5 looks like she is having a blast and feeling sexy! KCCO Beautiful!

    • Mohamed


  • Rupaul

    Would be hotter to see #1 playing chicken with a train.

  • Eric

    #16 #20 find please

  • JWS

    #10, #18, #20, Beeuteeful!

    However, #5!! takes the cake for me! I agree with B Dub, What a great way to end the summer and KCCO!

  • Turtle42

    Great photography on #4. And a Chivette!

  • Average_Joe123

    #2 is number one in my book.

    • FONZIE

      Is that Noomi Rapace?

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