Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#35, I'm NEVER done with Summer when it's taken away from me, pried out of my cold, blue fingers at the first frost. I refuse to give it up, every year! Hate cold weather, scraping windshields, teeth chattering, hands shaking until the engine warms up. No, I ain't movin' to Scottsdale. Or Tucson. Too many slithery and creepy-crawly things in those parts. I just try to Keep [Warm] Chive On! Until Spring…springs…Sigh…

#18 Too bad about your learning disability , but at least you got to post on the Chive at the age of five.

#23 Is not impressed

But I would sure bang the hell outta that!

Arnold! Quit Fisting that ROO! #!!,

#31- Ah, the good old days of being able to do shit like this without being arrested for domestic terrorism

#29 MAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIICCCCKKKKK!!!!!

#26, most be a soccer player

#6 Yes you are!!!!

#7 Who is this sexy woman right here?! That would be insane to date her..it could be like.. "whatcha doing on your leg babe? OHhhh nothning just doodling." ~ *spits beer..
"MOTHER OF GOD" <3 <3 <3 ;D

#12 Early days of linkin park LOL XD

#25

#26 the entire Miami heat team

i realllly can't see #19 ending well..

#33 Lock and load, bitches, I'm going in.

#7 This picture makes him look like a conehead.

We are from France

#21 come at me BRO!

#33 "quiet bitch im colorin!"

I think a michael clarke duncan gallery is in order

Is that Arnold Swartzanger carring a kangaroo? #18

#26

Wtf am I witnessing.
How did he trip?

# 24
Bitch I gotta make my flight..

#17 can I have 2 scoops please

#20 dem the real OGs

Anyone know where I can get #34 in high res? It'd be a great wallpaper.