Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • YourMom

    LAST!

    • Daniel Tosh

      what if Justin Bieber started to say "Chive On"?

      • Tom

        They'd pay him to stop.

    • whoa

      #34 what a fucking huge asshole

    • TheDoctor

      #3 is not even a good shop.

  • Venus

    #47

    Such a touching story about Blake. Glad to see the lil' fighter is at home and doing better. KCCO

    • Spencetron

      Keep fighting and always remember to KCCO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

      Awesome, glad he is doing so great.

    • Your neighbor

      Next; SIDS.

      • Epitomizer

        I hope you have a stroke.

    • emailhobo

      I don't care much about kids but being an uncle 30some times over all i can say is enjoy your son. There's no bigger miracle in the world than having a child. That sounds corny but it's true. Glad he is home and with a great family.

  • bob_the_cook

    #4 Oh so very true.

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      There's an amazing feeling associated with walking through a scene like that WITHOUT a phone in your pocket.

      • JohnnyO

        Anyone else catching all the weird sh*t in those woods? Look. Closer.

        • Jim

          stoned.

    • thar

      unfortunately just some hipsters being morons. probarbly actually tried to search the app store for it, felt retarded and ambaresed so decided to make a "meaningful poster" that every single other person just goes "no Shit Sherlock"

  • Forrester

    #50

    Chive, you have chosen… wisely

    • Bhodi

      Why is it not Thursday yet?

    • Ramblinwreck

      I think she has got to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Hands down.

    • Pat

      Going to do a few laps around the apartment because I'm so happy this is happening

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      Beautiful Woman link and Indiana Jones 3 reference.

      Bonus point my good man.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #47 – Glad he's doing well! KCCO little guy!

  • Whorebait

    #50

    Great Odin's Raven! Must have more of this angel!

    • derp.

      THURSDAY NUMBNUTS! LIKE THE FUCKING PICTURE SAYS!

      • Rick_

        I would of thumbed you up, but the CAPS LOCK ruined it for me.

    • DTAB

      It's also called google…..

      • KCO617

        And her twitter machine is a treasure chest…don't get lost.

  • Pit

    Come to Pittsburgh!!!

    • Firefighter23

      Come to East Petersburg………eh maybe not we've got like what less than 5000…never mind

      • Wait who?

        …. Chive Lazerdome party…. Lol

  • BigPup

    #14 Marry her… Marry her NOW!

    • KillaCal

      Hey I have one of these of my gf as well… getting great ideas I wonder how much trouble i'd get in

    • skinger

      Please, oh please, oh please… let this be my wife as I come home from work tonight.

      • Oswald Q.

        I want to eat this girl's discharge soo bad. I want to smell her panty ass too. Yummy!

  • Oregonian

    #32

  • Sarah

    #50, #51

    Congrats to Courtney! I'm also hearing a lot of Twitter chatter about a Chivette sleepover at theCHIVE offices. Like, with ALL the Chivettes.

    • Ryan

      John, make sure that office cam is working right before this takes please.

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        if it's not…….HACK ALL CAMERAS!!!!

    • theWizz

      #51 should be a gif…

    • tdog

      Why is #51 not a gif?

      • Ben Dover

        Why am I not that balloon!!!

        • Oregonian

          why is that balloon not my penis?

          • fudap

            Best. Comment. Ever.

  • Bud

    #4 …he read on his chive ap

    • ChivetteLover

      check and mate

  • whyme1973

    #27 #32 #45 Very nice asses today, Chive…priming us for hump day, no doubt.

    • guest

      I love priming hump!

    • elroy34

      #27 is 16 years old

      • Arcona

        nicccccccccccccccce

      • DonovanM

        Katie Harris! 🙂

    • What_Tha

      even if #45 has been PS'd to hell and back

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.erb.984 Michael Erb

    Chive on!

    • Tom

      Woo!

  • BigPup

    #42 PINK…. is my favorite color.

    • SOhioChiver

      pink is my favorite obsession, pink, it's not even a question -Aerosmith

      • Aeroshits

        that song sucks shit

  • BigPup

    #32 Oh my…

    • SOhioChiver

      so hot…want to touch the Hiney! Drool MOAR FAP FAP FAP

  • John

    John,

    La Crosse Oktoberfest is calling the group to venture East for beer, brats and babes.

    Will the challenge be accepted?

    • Baboocole

      If you La Crosse Chivers end up having an Oktoberfest meetup, please let me know! I've been trying to make it over there for a few years, but never have. ~Madison Chivette

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      #34 – Don't invite these guys or they'll steal your beer. What dicks.

      • George

        no worries there is def not a shortage of beer at La Crosse Oktoberfest! it is the home of the worlds largest six pack after all……

        • George

          also most bars per capita and most bars on one street (or at one time held this title)

      • caleb

        Yup, absolute douche move. Scumbag Steve is the third of this group.

        • Jack Wagon

          Portland Oregon has the most strip clubs per capita! Damn I love being an Oregonian!

  • AssClown

    #19 Guessed he mastered the art of fapping.
    #30 Thanks perv!

    • Daniel Tosh

      #30 boom goes the dynamite

    • Juss Sayin

      #30 still has the security tag on her underwear. Shoplifting much?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        no, that's just her vestigial tail……and yes, still would.

    • Tom

      Yeah. I don't think we should encourage pics that can get you arrested for taking them.

  • Mikey

    Thanks for being awesome Chive and making everyday that much better!

  • https://www.facebook.com/ross.kalmbach Ross Kalmbach

    #49 John pointing to the kitchen?

    • Firefighter23

      I went to the Fucking Circus before. I have nightmares every time I sleep now.

  • Devon

    #49

    Finally got into theCHIVE offices on Saturday. Everybody was really nice. First thing, they give you a beer. thanks for the tour of the circus, guys!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      But you should probably bring them a beer. I would. Least I could do.

  • Ty4

    I have the weirdest boner right now because of #5

    • Verbal_Kint

      google image search "ryoko demon".. You'll be glad you did.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I got some Disney princesses and an extra from the musical Cats. I don't know. To each their own I guess.

        • Verbal_Kint

          it's all the same chick in different cosplay garb…

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            yeah….I got that.

  • https://www.facebook.com/matt.olofson Matt Olofson

    #33 should have been the new shirt

    • GoPackGo

      Wow Matt you are genius

    • fibonacci5150

      this is the best thing ever

  • swollenugget

    #29
    She's so good at yoga she doesn't cast a shadow

    • Dr_Originality

      You sir made my day

    • DUBU2DEATH

      haha it looks like her hands are hovering just over the ground, that my friend is good yoga form

    • chelsea_dagger

      So glad someone pointed that out…

    • Roger

      Thank you! I could not figure out why it looked weird!

    • evan

      nice catch swollenugget.

    • BrianS

      Ninja yogi-an

  • G_Had

    #49 Seriously John, do you only got one pair of shoes?

    • Doug

      *Suddenly insecure about only owning 1 pair of shoes as well…*

      • Firefighter23

        *Suddenly realizing I have two different socks on….*

    • Macknife

      I can proudly say I've never noticed John's shoes. It must be the hot girl.

  • sauceboss

    Girls are fucking neat

    • MAKESMEMAD

      Oh look how witty this guy is. Instead of saying "girls are hot" or "I love girls", he says, "girls are neat"- wait, "girls are FUCKING neat". By saying they are neat, he just wants everyone to know how original he is or how against the grain he is, in turn, making other people go, "wow, what a cool guy. He is so not by the book, he is his own guy". And by adding the swear, he also points out he is such a rebel, his rules, his time. Thank you sooooo much sauceboss for showing us how authentic one can be in a world of same.

      GOOD GRIEF!

      • Keep Calm

        Don't read comments then. I can't believe I read urs. I bet you have no one to talk to so just complain on blogs and other random commenting sections. Practice a little KCCO and u should b aight. <– What is original enough how I spelt ight?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Good grief? Thanks Charlie Brown but maybe you should just chill the fuck out. Girls are fucking neat, shithead.

        • nic

          what does charlie brown have to do with anything?

        • evan

          couldnt have said it better, good stuff Mcbeastie

          • Troll|Kenton

            terrible troll. not even clever. learn something from a real troll. MAKESMEMAD you blow tootsie pops. you don't even chomp. It takes exactly 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I wonder what your response would have been in Shawshank when Bogsy puts Dufresne in the infirmary the last time. "Anything you put in there, I'm gonna lick until I get to the center…"

            from
            Real Troll

      • Brandon

        Another troll. Did you come from 9gag or something?

      • sauceboss

        hey man i was just trying to be funny. and tell the truth at the same time. pretty obvious the chivers take my side. If you have such a problem with me you can get at me on twitter @luke_knapp

      • BrianS

        Haters gonna hate

    • TheDoctor

      I prefer girls who fuck down and dirty.

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