Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)


  • The Village Idiot

    FIRST! (Gimme a break I had to work on Labor Day.)

    • Ethix_

      …Thumbs up on a "First" post?? What is this sorcery?

      • Jared

        Pity Thumbs

    • Child Please

      Restore the rightful order!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Yo admins, what's 'Labor Day'?
    And why is it an excuse to post very little content?

    I find your lack of commitment disturbing.

    – I need my fix you selfish asshats!!1!

    • Jebus

      Every time Paula posts Gary Busey gives a kitten diabeetus


      Fan testimonial. "Paula is the reason I eat dolphin sandwiches – I don't even like dolphin" (M.Romney)

    • Bill Boner

      Paula, baby, my boner awaits

    • Gallus

      Uh, Paula, if you have to ask, you are UN-American. That's UN-American, just in case you missed it.

      • black

        Suck a large herpe Dick Paula

      • Tim

        Okay, Paula is an annoying fuckstick, that's absolutely true.

        But what is wrong with being 'un-American'? Not everyone on the planet is an American. And being American does not make you superior over anyone either. Get over it.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Awwww, thanks for the compliment, you make me blush…

        – not that you can see me blush: the hair, you know…

    • Cubies
  • Chester

    Love those big droopy saggers…like a cantaloupe in a sock.

    • Geezer

      Holy balls I laughed a lot more than I probably should have right there, so funny

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #14 I would scream my love for you from the rooftops, but I'm a little hoarse.

    • Niagra

      The Next Logical step in Brony Evolution?

    • Guesty McGuest


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #9 RIP Man, you definitely made some movies worth watching

    • Gus

      "Don't you put that evil on Me Ricky Bobby!!!" R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan you were one of my favorite actors

    • YunChoe

      Today's first cup of coffee, just won't be spelt the same, may you rest in peace.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Rip apollo creed
      Im a monster evryday is halloween

      • mojomojo444

        It is unclear as of yet if Percy wet the sponge

    • Tim

      I hope you finally get to stay at the White Horse in Heaven! 😉

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nothing beats The Greatest Mile though, very impressive movie.

      – the one you lovre to hate

      • smokescreen

        the green mile paula, the green mile. damn, no wonder they hate.

      • smokescreen

        "the green mile" paula…no wonder they hate

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah yeah we know already.

          Chivers are so easy they'll even take the same bait TWICE! TWICE I tell you!

          – the one you love to hate

    • Kodos

      He didn't know how to work his thruster suit, so he floated away.

      RIP, man.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Rest in peace Mr. Coffee, he will be missed

      he is indeed in his white horse(house) now

    • KayMan

      easily one of my favorite actors

  • pingpong

    #15 find the second from the left

    • The Village Idiot

      They are the Australian Synchronized Swim Team. (No, I'm not kidding.)

      • MattKL

        They are the Australian Hot Team!

      • tralfaz

        I hope they do everything together.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Congratulations on picking the only tranny in the pack! You can look it up.

      – the one you love to hate

      • saucypants

        If I'm ever near a methadone clinic I'll look you up.

    • Child Please

      While you're at it…find the 1st, 3rd and 4th from the left as well.

    • socket2me

      I'd rather find the third from the right

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      I envy all of you…being so simple, and being able to find these banal women hot.

      • MattyDeuce

        you have moobs and a pedo-stache so it balances out

    • Lucas

      Also the first, third, and fourth from the left

      • Lucas

        Damn, got beat to the punch on that one.

  • Lower

    I like what's going on here.

  • Kevin

    Fix the more tag guys!!!

  • YunChoe

    #3 The little one can do that, he hasn't touched the juice yet

  • Romeo

    #15. Find MOAR

    • urtheworst

      yeah. pics of hot chicks are SO HARD TO FIND ON THE INTERNET. GTFO.

  • http://twitter.com/HoneyBuncheswtf @HoneyBuncheswtf

    Missed you all. 😦

  • toolin

    #9 RIP you will be missed!

  • Justin B.

    #27 fuuuuuuuck…

    • Giblets

      Quite possibly the funniest gif ever.

      • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy

        if they didn't die!

        • ghf

          Well I died when i saw the driver fall to his side without emotion hahaha

      • The Profiler

        There's nothing funny about this. I hope the FBI are looking for you right now you psychopath.

        • jr.

          the F.B.I.? okay then!

      • MLDM

        I'm with Giblets here. Laughed at it for far too long.

    • touchmybigbird

      this was me house boating this year not same boat but i sure fucked er

    • Radam3

      I watched this WAY too long!!! wasn't sure if i should laugh after first, but after about 5 times, i couldn't help it. Especially at the driver

    • Deep Dish

      Am I the only one that really wants to see the aftermath from this?

    • Willie

      Took me awhile, but I was finally able to masturbate to this.

      • caleb

        Oh sweet sweet baby Jesus, I cried a lot after reading this comment. Thank you.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ross.kalmbach Ross Kalmbach

      This is why some people shouldn't own boats.

      • Dan from L.A.

        This is exactly why some people should be GIVEN boats.

    • John Carr

      Is that Pitbull driving?

    • BSmike

      Keep calm folks.. they were all relatively unharmed:

    • Onlooker

      I like how the chick's sunglasses managed to stay in the boat.

    • haha

      Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this! That bitch smacked her face trying to hold onto some shit! You're gonna ragdoll bitches!!!

    • Gusto

      Instant classic.

    • guest

      Objective 1. Buy big fast, power boat.
      Objective 2. Use big fast power boat to pick up chicks (big racks preferred)
      Objective 3. Show off boat. Realize you don't know how to control boat.

      and the rest is history.

    • sagasha

      Huge props (npi) to the big fella in the back wearing the blue shirt for not really even flinching during the whole fiasco. WTF happened to the driver? Dude went straight down like he was shot in the head!

      Why do certain people find it so damn funny when someone gets hurt whilst others find that trait completely repugnant? Not that I give two dead dicks because I fuckin' laughed so hard I pooped a little!

  • Raekwon

    Oh Pam.. I've released many ghosts to you

    • Suck me dry

      I thought she died…

      • thorsky

        No….she just looks like Skeletor……………………

        • dan

          I'd still hit it.

    • Falthor

      don't let her go in the water, I'm sure she's got something that is water transmissible.

  • MattKL

    #9 Respec'

    • Tiber_Septim

      Tis' a shame, a sad loss

  • JohnCoffey

    #9 Really sad news, but at least now Tom Hanks will get to live forever

  • HonoluluChiver

    #27 I cannot stop staring………and fucking laughing my ass off!

    • Jonathan

      As seen on Tumblr :
      – The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
      – The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
      – The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
      – The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

    • fabio

      Does he died?

      • Med

        nice english

    • Guttorm

      Not really seeing the fun in this gif. The guy driving seems to get hit pretty hard, as do the others in the boat. Considering that noone are wearing lifejackets, this is a situation that could easily have taken lifes.

      • No, it's just....

        Darwinism at work my friend

    • Bigd

      Go to liveleak and look for poker run boat to see the whole thing. The slow motion one will have you pissing yourself.

  • http://www.hi-filuggage.com Jay

    #11 *Apologize

    • Asolare

      It's spelled 'apologise' in proper English, thankyouverymuch

    • Jamesie

      Hmm… No Apologise is how it is spelled in the actual English language used across the world. Only Americans use the "z"…

    • cahir

      It's British English … Mr. smart-ass

    • fabio

      U 'mericans

    • Child Please

      They are British you twat.

      A slightly less cocky American.

  • Cosby Sweater

    #6 If this belonged to me I just know I would end up getting hammered and passing out only to wake up in the morning and for at least a couple of seconds think I was drowning.

  • thecat

    #16 Imma cut you! Nah, I'll let you live for now…

  • CrazyTx

    #27 WTF! Could not stop watching

    • Kodos

      That's what happens when you're an idiot who doesn't know how to wake-cross

  • emu90

    #7 bloody salad dodgers! that's gross, go for a walk!

    • cee dub

      'U' 'S' 'A'

      • Hydrogenbond

        Why do you just assume they're from the USA? There are fatasses everywhere and I don't see any context to support your stupid USA bashing.

        • MEEEEeeeee

          i figured she was pregnant?

          And I agree. Why do other nations think they are so much better? lol (granted there are WAY too many fat and dumb Americans). McDonald's didnt expand internationally just for fat American tourists to get their fix – you have fat people too and I'm confident even some of your friends and family are fat… The whole world is a mess so just shut up and chive on

          • emu90

            yeah she is, i doubt the 2 blokes are though

        • cee dub

          Hey! Relax! There's three people…You can spell 'USA' on their tummies with a letter on each. You're reading too much into it.

  • Solsasd
  • temujin1234
    • MattKL

      Good chance it's true. Cops smoke out too.

      • KokkenTor

        Welcome to Norway, where cops smoke weed every day

  • IRawdoggedyurgf

    #28 I have hopes that will be that kids first vivid memory….I am rooting for ya kid

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