Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Thomas

    #33

    Get this Chivette her own post, please.

    • OneManGOONsquad

      FLBP with a small C cup? uh okayy….

      • Tricky DICKY

        I know right….

      • eggnog

        Not complaining, I think they are GREAT, but FLBP is not the same as great. It means ENORMOUS.

        • Norville Rogers

          Absolutely agree…My whole problem with the FLBP post…half of them are not even close to FLBP status. And being a married to a woman with true FLBP (which I love) is an insult…since they actually can be very heavy and painful! People covet what they don't have…

      • Clickner

        Lemme guess Goonsquad aka Vlackattack…Outed!

      • gingerninja

        Plus its one of those magical victoria's secret swimsuits that makes the girls look grand

        • JAFitC

          You make it sound like a bad thing.

          • hahah

            i think you all are probably girls who are commenting on this comment. don't worry girls, if you were as sexy as that girl you'd be on here repeatedly.

      • DIDNTWRITECAPTION

        I'M THE GIRL IN #32 AND #33. i did NOT write those captions in sooo for all of you commenting on the FLBP comment, wasn't me….so stop hating you mofos.

        • Yeah

          Then who did?

    • loves sammiches

      #35 Sara Hill, you beautiful little tease.

    • snacksnack

      #33 That is faptastic

      • meh

        meh

        • wow

          that girl is fucking beautiful FIND HER

    • Deep Dish

      I can't stop looking at that smile.

      • John

        who? #32?

    • Dustin

      wow. 10 comments COMPLAINING about THAT^^^^
      Chive, you've spoiled us.

    • Jmack

      FLBP? What your bird bones can't carry grapes?

      • beautiful

        #33 is a skinny beautiful girl who still has tits. that's something to be proud of when all the other FLBP's are thick ladies. chive on #33 you're fucking beautiful

  • Rebecca

    #46, #47

    Awwww… I love this website

    • fed

      they should make it even smaller so that we hang it from the rear view mirror of the car

      • Lucas

        You can't hang a kid from the rear view mirror. That's science.

        • Firefighter23

          I don't know my mirror is up there with some pretty bitchin epoxy.

      • MattyDeuce

        and how does one shrink a child…I thought when Rick Moranis did it that he blew up the baby, shrunk the older kids 😉

    • jrk

      You guys are fucking awesome. Chive community keeps getting bigger and the ideal stays the same.

      KCCO!

      • rbz

        Well played John!! KCCO!

    • Anomanom

      And this is why you don't let kids on the half-pipe until they're at least 48 months.

    • cleojones

      KKCO all the way!!! we rock!!!

    • Ferngully

      Chive, you guys ROCK!!!

    • mike

      thats the reason i chive kcco from a loyal detroit chiver

    • http://twitter.com/BrosephC @BrosephC

      awesome!! KCCO!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/circlebot Cherith Heuer

        This makes me proud to be a Chiver.

    • Chris

      You guys are amazing, and you deserve any and all ass those hot Chivettes give you! KCCO!

    • Brandon

      KCCO Little Man!

    • makeme

      Okay, new question…do they make an adult-sized onesie?

    • NikonKiem

      That is amazing! YOu guys rock!

    • High Llama

      That is about the size of my KCCO after it accidentally went through the dryer

    • Andrew

      This is the best website on the internet, I'm now convinced.

    • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.petrocelli.5 Patrick Petrocelli

      You guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!

    • mikey

      how does a 19 month old break his femur? ouch…

  • Paulson

    #47

    Get will soon!!! Also, the dad should put on his KCCO and take a "I shall call him Mini-Me" photo.

    • Dave

      If I beat my kid, can I have a shirt too?

      • that guy

        You're an assshole

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

      faith in humanity restored

  • pimpninjaa

    #4 you have my vote!

    • iChive

      Much prefer this ass to the other asses running for president.

    • Dan

      Yes M'lady, you win!

    • turbo

      …methinks I want to see the ass BEFORE she has to "support" it…

    • FunKiller

      Now drop that ass and make a GIF……bring back Things That Bounce Thursday damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • #387

      I am absolutely behind your platform!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      And my Axe!

  • El_profe

    I love Hump DAR

    • nate33uc

      #49…….omg

      • Yep

        omg…Obama Must Go.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #4 has my vote

  • Guycode

    I fart in my little brothers mouth when he sleeps.

    • HatBomb

      I'd venture to say he is prone to pink eye, and can't figure out why. Asshole.

      • Firefighter23

        Haha asshole that's why!

    • akoalie

      ok i kinda laughed at this. a little…

  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard

    I love Cheers! #9

  • basic

    #37
    MOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

    Holy cow….

    • zuksofhazzard

      F – I – N – E…

      HOTT!

    • bones

      COTW!

      • J_Ace

        She most definitely earned the spot for Chivette of the Week! 😀
        Thank you Kayla for your service, and you look absolutely stunning!!

    • RichMahogany

      Here's more of her.. Good lookin' lady, for sure. http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1604897/view

      • hellojello

        Thanks! Still need more though. She takes the cake for one of the best Chivette faces ever. MOAR

    • DrGarnicus

      So beautiful and elegant! Lovely through and through

    • FunKiller

      I would friend her SO hard she wouldn't even know where I came from.

    • Jim

      Amazing Kayla. Thank you. We could still use some more please.

    • psychoticbaby

      Damn hot, but you need to get your ribbons fixed on your uniform Airman!!!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      I knew I should have joined the Air Force!

    • k4nt

      I've fallen for an airforce chivette … nothing sad about it.

    • frank

      beautiful

    • SSMK

      And then there's her FB, with her first and last name plastered on the net.

    • chesterdrawers

      Why, I mean just why…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

      I would join the air force just for her… and the USA

    • Grant

      Well you made me regret joing the Marine Corp.

  • Booo

    I wish the. Shirts shipped faster. Won't get mine before I go travelling

    • JESSE

      Normally this would be considered a "first world problem." But I'm going to consider this an asshole problem

      • Jack Wagon

        Im thinking I would delay my traveling!

    • caleb

      Did u buy the Canadian KCCO shirt so you would be treated like a kind and genuine individual?

  • hi mom

    #4 text me 512-507-4680

    • Wake Up!!!

      and setup for 5:00 wake-up calls… every day… except weekends when it will be 4:00 AM

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

      oh thats a mistake

      • HatBomb

        Either very stupid, or a really nasty prank on someone you really don't like.

    • MattyDeuce

      someone in Austin is getting owned

    • 15Weight

      Unleash the Kraken.

    • whoami

      someone just subscribed to cat facts

  • Mikey

    #11

    I'll take you with or without the burgers

    • http://twitter.com/Exile714 @Exile714

      "Someone suggested I eat a cheeseburger. OK, fine." (Looks at cheeseburger and smiles) *Close Enough

      • AboutGorramTime

        Hahaha, just what I was thinking!

        • Lukeatmacok

          Yeah, most 'merican women woulda ate the whole plate of burgers then asked for some chili cheese fries and a large diet coke….

  • lllll03lllll

    #14 now THAT'S a hump!

    • Bubba

      with lips to match!

    • https://www.facebook.com/h2ofield Chris J Waterfield

      God, that's a nice toilet!

  • nate

    Rename DAR "Some shit I found on Reddit". it would be a more accurate title.

    • Loyal Chiver

      How about we rename Nate "Some Douche with no Life"

      • GetWyld

        how bout we rename you "too stubborn to admit that nates right"

        • 15Weight

          Quiet down, Some douche with no life, Jr.

          The adults are talking.

    • GatOne

      Well you could try fucking off… That may be worth a little something.

    • http://www.facebook.com/luke.peterson.311 Luke Peterson

      Then go see it on Reddit. We don't want you here anyway.

      • nate

        better looking skanks for me to fap to over here

    • teight

      Comparing theChive to Reddit is like comparing a nerf football to the NFL

    • truth

      "Reddit – invented the interwebz" by nate.

    • Nate is a bitch

      Yes and you can rename Reddit some shit I found on 4chan

    • HatBomb

      Reddit doesn't have our Chivettes, nuff' said.

    • F*ck Nate

      I didn't know Reddit makes custom shirts for toddlers with broken femurs

      • Fuck F*ck Nate

        Publicity stunt. That's why they took a pic with the shirt. Mad pussy points.

    • its_forge

      I think we should change the name of TheCHIVE to "Reddit Fucking Sucks, Why The Fuck Does Anyone Fucking Go There?"

      • caleb

        And why, prey-tell, would the Chive stoop to a lower level? They'd be up there withe douche-holes in Edmonton that stole the designs and tried to profit from it. BTW, what is going on with that?

    • gft

      they should rename it the whores of the chive and 2 random pics.

    • Jared

      dont like, then get the fuck off the chive. This place is to awesome for the likes of you anyways.

      Suck it.

      KCCO

      • GetWyld

        too*

      • get it right

        anyway*

  • derp

    #12 Doc said I could have one glass a day…

    • Ryan

      Even though they limited themselves to one glass, they still found they were not their most productive after lunch.

    • sdljdsfj

      Sorry officer, I've only had but one beer before driving home

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 The brain freeze from that must be astoundingly painful

    • tits mcgee
      • smallchinaman

        Ha Ha! I couldn't have said it better!

        • Regal Eagle

          Slurpees sometimes taste like shit.

  • Martin_McFly

    #12 Not a strong start, man, if you're already feelin it. Good Luck!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #37 Thank you for showing that you can be beauitful without being slutty for attention.

    • Tiber_Septim

      I second that, shows some serious class in the process

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Exactly! Something this generation probably will never understand.

        • Andrew

          Don't blame my whole generation. Yes, most are complete and total idiots, but there are still a good few of us left.

          • Pabski

            Andrew, you're drunk and left your diaper outside my dorm door. Go home and get some sleep. Love, Pablo.

    • Lucas

      Please, you need to make her Chivette of the Week!!!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      mind……….BLOWN!!

    • _DoC_

      And now that shes proven that, she should be free to submit the slutty pics!

    • Less is better

      Agreed…now take it off.

    • Tricky DICKY

      I agree…..now post something slutty!!!

    • Dotson

      bla bla bla, penis.

    • Gnu

      Beautiful?!? Down right GORGEOUS is more like it!!

      • SmokeyTheBear

        If I could edit, I would

    • billyjack13

      Be slutty…. Please be slutty….

  • United State of ME

    EARLY HUMP DAY DAR!!!

  • DTAB

    #49 Go on…..

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      This is the room atop the stairway to heaven! … its got to be what he was talking about

    • Derp

      what kind of magnificent slumber party is this?

    • told you so

      I knew thats how girls got ready ….my lady always tries to tell me …" no, thats only in the movies" shes got some explaining to do!!!

    • SunflashJT

      There are no words to describe this but we can try. SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

    • Nobody

      They are pornstars, chck the "Wicked" necklace.

      • _DoC_

        Well damnit, stop holding out on that link…

      • Random

        There's a necklace?

    • guest

      where is this… magical place?? ❤

  • Tim

    Mother of God…. #49

    • BigManJones

      You know sometimes people ask what would be your super power? Mine would be the ability to jump into any picture.

    • Steve

      I like where this is headed… in my mind…

    • reclaimer

      if there is a heaven. im hoping this is what it looks like.

    • Lp0716

      (sigh) To be a fly on the wall.

    • DanTheMan

      A fly on the wall? I just wanna be king cock in the chicken coop lol

    • Dale

      Girls always have good parties.

  • goForth

    #42

    And who hasn't?

    • Dog

      Truth

  • Sully

    #45 Red head and Steam Punk?? FIND HER!

    • https://www.facebook.com/don.franklin Don Franklin

      I have to agree here, this girl is WOW!! Nothing on google image search though.

    • Chuck

      She shaves her eyebrows and paints them red… Like her hair…

      • Travis Tee

        Shut the hell up, Chuck! I need this!

    • Omegaman

      Hot hot hot.

    • Stan

      Ophelia's Overdose

    • DirtyChar
      • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor

        Thank you good sir.

    • Kat

      Love love love miss Ophelia Overdose!

  • crustybubblechunks

    #43 Gangnam style!

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      .44 Mangnam Style

  • sarahbelle

    Chive, you are the chiz. That is all.

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