Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Thomas


    Get this Chivette her own post, please.

    • OneManGOONsquad

      FLBP with a small C cup? uh okayy….

      • Tricky DICKY

        I know right….

      • eggnog

        Not complaining, I think they are GREAT, but FLBP is not the same as great. It means ENORMOUS.

        • Norville Rogers

          Absolutely agree…My whole problem with the FLBP post…half of them are not even close to FLBP status. And being a married to a woman with true FLBP (which I love) is an insult…since they actually can be very heavy and painful! People covet what they don't have…

      • Clickner

        Lemme guess Goonsquad aka Vlackattack…Outed!

      • gingerninja

        Plus its one of those magical victoria's secret swimsuits that makes the girls look grand

        • JAFitC

          You make it sound like a bad thing.

          • hahah

            i think you all are probably girls who are commenting on this comment. don't worry girls, if you were as sexy as that girl you'd be on here repeatedly.


        I'M THE GIRL IN #32 AND #33. i did NOT write those captions in sooo for all of you commenting on the FLBP comment, wasn't me….so stop hating you mofos.

        • Yeah

          Then who did?

    • loves sammiches

      #35 Sara Hill, you beautiful little tease.

    • snacksnack

      #33 That is faptastic

      • meh


        • wow

          that girl is fucking beautiful FIND HER

    • Deep Dish

      I can't stop looking at that smile.

      • John

        who? #32?

    • Dustin

      wow. 10 comments COMPLAINING about THAT^^^^
      Chive, you've spoiled us.

    • Jmack

      FLBP? What your bird bones can't carry grapes?

      • beautiful

        #33 is a skinny beautiful girl who still has tits. that's something to be proud of when all the other FLBP's are thick ladies. chive on #33 you're fucking beautiful

  • Rebecca

    #46, #47

    Awwww… I love this website

    • fed

      they should make it even smaller so that we hang it from the rear view mirror of the car

      • Lucas

        You can't hang a kid from the rear view mirror. That's science.

        • Firefighter23

          I don't know my mirror is up there with some pretty bitchin epoxy.

      • MattyDeuce

        and how does one shrink a child…I thought when Rick Moranis did it that he blew up the baby, shrunk the older kids 😉

    • jrk

      You guys are fucking awesome. Chive community keeps getting bigger and the ideal stays the same.


      • rbz

        Well played John!! KCCO!

    • Anomanom

      And this is why you don't let kids on the half-pipe until they're at least 48 months.

    • cleojones

      KKCO all the way!!! we rock!!!

    • Ferngully

      Chive, you guys ROCK!!!

    • mike

      thats the reason i chive kcco from a loyal detroit chiver

    • http://twitter.com/BrosephC @BrosephC

      awesome!! KCCO!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/circlebot Cherith Heuer

        This makes me proud to be a Chiver.

    • Chris

      You guys are amazing, and you deserve any and all ass those hot Chivettes give you! KCCO!

    • Brandon

      KCCO Little Man!

    • makeme

      Okay, new question…do they make an adult-sized onesie?

    • NikonKiem

      That is amazing! YOu guys rock!

    • High Llama

      That is about the size of my KCCO after it accidentally went through the dryer

    • Andrew

      This is the best website on the internet, I'm now convinced.

    • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.petrocelli.5 Patrick Petrocelli

      You guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!

    • mikey

      how does a 19 month old break his femur? ouch…

  • Paulson


    Get will soon!!! Also, the dad should put on his KCCO and take a "I shall call him Mini-Me" photo.

    • Dave

      If I beat my kid, can I have a shirt too?

      • that guy

        You're an assshole

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

      faith in humanity restored

  • pimpninjaa

    #4 you have my vote!

    • iChive

      Much prefer this ass to the other asses running for president.

    • Dan

      Yes M'lady, you win!

    • turbo

      …methinks I want to see the ass BEFORE she has to "support" it…

    • FunKiller

      Now drop that ass and make a GIF……bring back Things That Bounce Thursday damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • #387

      I am absolutely behind your platform!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      And my Axe!

  • El_profe

    I love Hump DAR

    • nate33uc


      • Yep

        omg…Obama Must Go.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #4 has my vote

  • Guycode

    I fart in my little brothers mouth when he sleeps.

    • HatBomb

      I'd venture to say he is prone to pink eye, and can't figure out why. Asshole.

      • Firefighter23

        Haha asshole that's why!

    • akoalie

      ok i kinda laughed at this. a little…

  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard

    I love Cheers! #9

  • basic


    Holy cow….

    • zuksofhazzard

      F – I – N – E…


    • bones


      • J_Ace

        She most definitely earned the spot for Chivette of the Week! 😀
        Thank you Kayla for your service, and you look absolutely stunning!!

    • RichMahogany

      Here's more of her.. Good lookin' lady, for sure. http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1604897/view

      • hellojello

        Thanks! Still need more though. She takes the cake for one of the best Chivette faces ever. MOAR

    • DrGarnicus

      So beautiful and elegant! Lovely through and through

    • FunKiller

      I would friend her SO hard she wouldn't even know where I came from.

    • Jim

      Amazing Kayla. Thank you. We could still use some more please.

    • psychoticbaby

      Damn hot, but you need to get your ribbons fixed on your uniform Airman!!!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      I knew I should have joined the Air Force!

    • k4nt

      I've fallen for an airforce chivette … nothing sad about it.

    • frank


    • SSMK

      And then there's her FB, with her first and last name plastered on the net.

    • chesterdrawers

      Why, I mean just why…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

      I would join the air force just for her… and the USA

    • Grant

      Well you made me regret joing the Marine Corp.

  • Booo

    I wish the. Shirts shipped faster. Won't get mine before I go travelling

    • JESSE

      Normally this would be considered a "first world problem." But I'm going to consider this an asshole problem

      • Jack Wagon

        Im thinking I would delay my traveling!

    • caleb

      Did u buy the Canadian KCCO shirt so you would be treated like a kind and genuine individual?

  • hi mom

    #4 text me 512-507-4680

    • Wake Up!!!

      and setup for 5:00 wake-up calls… every day… except weekends when it will be 4:00 AM

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

      oh thats a mistake

      • HatBomb

        Either very stupid, or a really nasty prank on someone you really don't like.

    • MattyDeuce

      someone in Austin is getting owned

    • 15Weight

      Unleash the Kraken.

    • whoami

      someone just subscribed to cat facts

  • Mikey


    I'll take you with or without the burgers

    • http://twitter.com/Exile714 @Exile714

      "Someone suggested I eat a cheeseburger. OK, fine." (Looks at cheeseburger and smiles) *Close Enough

      • AboutGorramTime

        Hahaha, just what I was thinking!

        • Lukeatmacok

          Yeah, most 'merican women woulda ate the whole plate of burgers then asked for some chili cheese fries and a large diet coke….

  • lllll03lllll

    #14 now THAT'S a hump!

    • Bubba

      with lips to match!

    • https://www.facebook.com/h2ofield Chris J Waterfield

      God, that's a nice toilet!

  • nate

    Rename DAR "Some shit I found on Reddit". it would be a more accurate title.

    • Loyal Chiver

      How about we rename Nate "Some Douche with no Life"

      • GetWyld

        how bout we rename you "too stubborn to admit that nates right"

        • 15Weight

          Quiet down, Some douche with no life, Jr.

          The adults are talking.

    • GatOne

      Well you could try fucking off… That may be worth a little something.

    • http://www.facebook.com/luke.peterson.311 Luke Peterson

      Then go see it on Reddit. We don't want you here anyway.

      • nate

        better looking skanks for me to fap to over here

    • teight

      Comparing theChive to Reddit is like comparing a nerf football to the NFL

    • truth

      "Reddit – invented the interwebz" by nate.

    • Nate is a bitch

      Yes and you can rename Reddit some shit I found on 4chan

    • HatBomb

      Reddit doesn't have our Chivettes, nuff' said.

    • F*ck Nate

      I didn't know Reddit makes custom shirts for toddlers with broken femurs

      • Fuck F*ck Nate

        Publicity stunt. That's why they took a pic with the shirt. Mad pussy points.

    • its_forge

      I think we should change the name of TheCHIVE to "Reddit Fucking Sucks, Why The Fuck Does Anyone Fucking Go There?"

      • caleb

        And why, prey-tell, would the Chive stoop to a lower level? They'd be up there withe douche-holes in Edmonton that stole the designs and tried to profit from it. BTW, what is going on with that?

    • gft

      they should rename it the whores of the chive and 2 random pics.

    • Jared

      dont like, then get the fuck off the chive. This place is to awesome for the likes of you anyways.

      Suck it.


      • GetWyld


      • get it right


  • derp

    #12 Doc said I could have one glass a day…

    • Ryan

      Even though they limited themselves to one glass, they still found they were not their most productive after lunch.

    • sdljdsfj

      Sorry officer, I've only had but one beer before driving home

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 The brain freeze from that must be astoundingly painful

    • tits mcgee
      • smallchinaman

        Ha Ha! I couldn't have said it better!

        • Regal Eagle

          Slurpees sometimes taste like shit.

  • Martin_McFly

    #12 Not a strong start, man, if you're already feelin it. Good Luck!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #37 Thank you for showing that you can be beauitful without being slutty for attention.

    • Tiber_Septim

      I second that, shows some serious class in the process

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Exactly! Something this generation probably will never understand.

        • Andrew

          Don't blame my whole generation. Yes, most are complete and total idiots, but there are still a good few of us left.

          • Pabski

            Andrew, you're drunk and left your diaper outside my dorm door. Go home and get some sleep. Love, Pablo.

    • Lucas

      Please, you need to make her Chivette of the Week!!!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre


    • _DoC_

      And now that shes proven that, she should be free to submit the slutty pics!

    • Less is better

      Agreed…now take it off.

    • Tricky DICKY

      I agree…..now post something slutty!!!

    • Dotson

      bla bla bla, penis.

    • Gnu

      Beautiful?!? Down right GORGEOUS is more like it!!

      • SmokeyTheBear

        If I could edit, I would

    • billyjack13

      Be slutty…. Please be slutty….

  • United State of ME


  • DTAB

    #49 Go on…..

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      This is the room atop the stairway to heaven! … its got to be what he was talking about

    • Derp

      what kind of magnificent slumber party is this?

    • told you so

      I knew thats how girls got ready ….my lady always tries to tell me …" no, thats only in the movies" shes got some explaining to do!!!

    • SunflashJT

      There are no words to describe this but we can try. SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

    • Nobody

      They are pornstars, chck the "Wicked" necklace.

      • _DoC_

        Well damnit, stop holding out on that link…

      • Random

        There's a necklace?

    • guest

      where is this… magical place?? ❤

  • Tim

    Mother of God…. #49

    • BigManJones

      You know sometimes people ask what would be your super power? Mine would be the ability to jump into any picture.

    • Steve

      I like where this is headed… in my mind…

    • reclaimer

      if there is a heaven. im hoping this is what it looks like.

    • Lp0716

      (sigh) To be a fly on the wall.

    • DanTheMan

      A fly on the wall? I just wanna be king cock in the chicken coop lol

    • Dale

      Girls always have good parties.

  • goForth


    And who hasn't?

    • Dog


  • Sully

    #45 Red head and Steam Punk?? FIND HER!

    • https://www.facebook.com/don.franklin Don Franklin

      I have to agree here, this girl is WOW!! Nothing on google image search though.

    • Chuck

      She shaves her eyebrows and paints them red… Like her hair…

      • Travis Tee

        Shut the hell up, Chuck! I need this!

    • Omegaman

      Hot hot hot.

    • Stan

      Ophelia's Overdose

    • DirtyChar
      • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor

        Thank you good sir.

    • Kat

      Love love love miss Ophelia Overdose!

  • crustybubblechunks

    #43 Gangnam style!

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      .44 Mangnam Style

  • sarahbelle

    Chive, you are the chiz. That is all.

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