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I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (34 Photos)

September 5, 2012 | In: Funny, Nailed It

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  • Craigery

    #7 WTF does this mean? No comprendo.

    • Hunter_BZ

      If you used Excel you would know.

      • Rob

        I'm pretty sure he wasn't asking you for a diagnosis of which software he uses

    • hmcse

      scroll speed accelerates like crazy as you move your mouse away from the anchor point

      • Dale

        Ahh! Then yuk yuk yuk

  • Hunter_BZ

    #1 I laughed so hard. So So true!

  • Andrew

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/too-t…

    most of the time when I took mine back they would say "sorry that book is not being used again, cant take it back"

  • Anonymous

    #31 still better than people who have lived sheltered lives and get some rubbish, tribal, piece of crap tattoo to express themselves.

  • Shat_Thrice

    #1

    I don't get it…

    • chiver

      ya…why would a man with a wife clean his house?

    • Rob

      I spent a whole day cleaning and stuffing my mess into the spare room and putting a lock on the door. When asked what was in there i didn't know, it was someone elses room. It worked

  • chicago

    #22 true. writing is a lost art or something like that. I can claim a signature fraud on myself… closing on a house, signed papers, every signature is different.

    • Rob

      I have this problem after a big night and have got the dt's in the morning

  • TommyB

    #24 Soccer what a pussy 3rd world activity – not even a sport…..
    Let’s see how people react to that comment…shall we?

  • Burns

    MOAR of the chick in the canadian KCCO ad!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gallus

    #4 – Yea, I used to be concerned about talking to myself in public. Now I just pop open my cell phone and no one bothers to look twice.

  • Gun_guy

    #31
    I am there

  • stan

    #17

    Because fuck etcrr

  • steve-O

    #31 sick grammar bro

  • Trav1121

    #33 Still quote it ALL the time!

    • chicago

      what's a matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken!

      funny stuff.

  • LeaMagneto

    I didn't even get halfway through these…you are slipping chive.

  • rudy

    #17 etc means "end of thinking capacity" so this graph is reasonable.

    • etcrr

      you cant bully me around bullshit face because I post what I want when I want and you cant make me think or not think because you are not me and you dont control me or my thoughts so why dont you just not read my post because im going to post just to piss you off because thats what I do when and where I want to because you dont control me or my thoughts

  • robvc

    #1 words cannot express the speed that this does take place. More specifically she says she is arriving @ 7pm, you look at the clock and its 6:53pm and you go into Top Gun Mach 2 with your hair on fire mode

    • OhioChiver

      And always toilet bowl first. Because you KNOW she has to pee as soon as she gets there. ;)

  • http://thetop5five.wordpress.com jayaye1587

    Reblogged this on thetop5five and commented:
    A shot of truth for your Wednesday courtesy the people over at The Chive!

  • red4

    #31 "I want to get a meaningful tattoo…" to trivialize whatever that meaning is.

  • BigJay

    #8 … wasnt that funny the first 12 times posted.
    #30 and #31 I don't always proofread my posts, but when i don't, i always make grammatical errors.

  • Versari

    #22 my signature would be like that, if there were more classes involved with "cursive writing" back then. I swear i only had it in 3rd grade. And that's it. It was all downhill from there.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #16 – #fucklilwayne

    bc chivers & chivettes, this group is for you!! –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

  • http://www.facebook.com/Eder.Paz Eder St Cool

    #5 Probably happens to every guy. Then you wake up pissed in the morning and she's like "What??"

  • https://www.facebook.com/joe.kroger.9 Joe Kroger

    #10 I can't even watch that show anymore. That bastard is a supreme rip-off artist!

  • https://www.facebook.com/spencer.jozwiak Spencer Jozwiak

    #2. My ex-girlfriend never knew which switch corresponded to which light in her own house. I was obliged to give her sh*t for it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Paul.S.Cramp Paul Cramp

    #24 Why is your mum at your funeral???

    • https://www.facebook.com/Paul.S.Cramp Paul Cramp

      Sorry #21

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