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September 5, 2012 |
In: Awesome, FAIL, Funny, Random
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Category: Awesome, FAIL, Funny, Random
#3 If only I could be so lucky
pretty sure it's impossible
#3 The van has a wall light switch?
Meant #20. Forgive me, I'm an Obama supporter.
#1 "Death, no, no, cake, cake! Sorry!" "Aaaahahaa! You said death first!"
the cake is a lie!
death by cake.
I wondered how many people would get this… Simply awesome.
Idont get it.
Nice post but I like the lego version
'you're lucky we're C of E'
"Uh, death please.." "a-ha!" "I meant cake! I meant cake!" "Oh, alright, you're lucky I'm Church of England…" +100 cool points to those of you who get the reference. For those of you who don't, youtube it!
Love Eddie Izzard
I've got legs
Do you like….bread? BOOF. Love youuuuuuu
"Did I leave the gas on?….. No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!"
"Hoocha hoocha hoocha… a lobster come out. Wonderful." Man… this could go on all day… heh.
That was the funniest stand up concert ever. "Dressed to Kill' Eddie Izzard.
"Do you have a flag?"
Nailed it! #21
Black guy landed it!
#1 The cake is a lie.
Fine, the sentence is Death …by Exile
Please god, no… #11
The words right out of my mouth!!!
#29 Who is this and where is it from?
Margaret Nolan… Meh.
On Margaret Nolan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634318/
Pretty hot once upon a time, in the style of an era when Playboy centerfolds and models of all sorts would be considered "fat" by today's insane standards. They may have been airbrushed, but it there was no photoshop, so those old pictures were more realistic in other ways too.
those look spectacular!
#5 Hey, fat chicks need love 2……they just gotta pay 4 it.
It's his bulging white eyes that scare me most.
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one..
Nice Archer reference!
We need a Wingman Post!! It's high time theChive honored these brave heroes!
#19, he's seen it before.
Just stop cheating.
Make him feel special by splashing your butt all over the Internet? Woman logic.
"he's so mad I cheated on him….I know, I'll post a slutty pic of myself on the internet to prove to him I'm no skank!!!!"
She's a whore, he's a marine. It's a push. Morally bankrupt people deserve each other.
It's ok, the hate keeps me warm at night
GTFO with your shit….
Nice assumption here.
and buy a bigger pair of panties….
I hope he breaks up with you after this
So she submits a pic of her butt that some other guy just went balls deep in…
Whoa, whoa, whoa… let's not jump to conclusions… but seriously she probably did.
that is one not good looking arse.. seriously -_- the marine should bail.
Can you piss me off so I can see you say sorry to me
Never was his gf and never cheated on him, but way to be dbags…Chive is his favorite site, I knew he'd forgive seeig this up there
yep got to honestly say as a Marine not being cheated on seems like more of a minority in the Corps so hard to find a gal with a lil patience nowadays
#29 is like the hottest thing Ive ever sceen.
I don't care who you are… #26 is funny as hell.
#19 So … what did you do?
a marine gf? prob rhymes with ducked all his friends' sicks
That's not an apology, that's part of dating someone, you twat. You can't do what you're supposed to fucking do and call it a favor.
Fuck a navy seal….lol!
Truth…on my tour, in my platoon, 3 people had wives that cheated….on a 6 month tour. Word to the wise my fellow soldiers…that hot chick from the bar into military guys….don't marry her and DO NOT get joining bank accounts.
Hey fucks, I was never his gf and I never cheated
#24 how i feel when i run out of beer
#14 lucky bastard
i know…markie mark is so hot!
she doesn't seem to be enjoying it, he must not be doing it right.
#29 FOR THE WIN!!!
#1 Do you like bread?
I've got french loaf!
The name of the journo was "Dot Comme"?….I smell a fish….
A fake indeed. This was supposedly released in May 91, but the real WWW project wasn't revealed until August 91. Also, this looks much too clean & bright to be from 91.
#12 is fake … http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4522966…
#19 I hope to god it's not because of a jodie
I have a feeling Mary Jane rotten-crotch (it's a Marine thing) will be forgiven
It's also in nearly every war movie made since Full Metal Jacket
HAHAHAHA, Shut up dip shit. This is real life. As was it then.
#3 Has never happened to me.
A new goal has been set.
wait until you're about to explode and then push real hard when you let it go!
#14 Gets to do this, has lot o' money and is famous for "Dick in a Box' (Also refers to tapping Jessica Biel )
#28 is all i need, money and a hot women
after a hard day at work. where does the line form?
She doesn't like threesomes……. You, your money, and her…. guess whos not in that pic?
#1 Eddie Izzard wins
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