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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (29 Photos)

September 5, 2012 | In: Awesome, FAIL, Funny, Random

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Category: Awesome, FAIL, Funny, Random

lllll03lllll

#3 If only I could be so lucky

http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

pretty sure it's impossible
TheDoctor

#3 The van has a wall light switch?

TheDoctor

Meant #20. Forgive me, I'm an Obama supporter.

misschris

#1 "Death, no, no, cake, cake! Sorry!" "Aaaahahaa! You said death first!"

http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

the cake is a lie!
heywood jablowme

death by cake.
Omegaman

I wondered how many people would get this… Simply awesome.

Paul

Idont get it.

misschris

Enjoy!

Anon

Nice post but I like the lego version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg

sean

'you're lucky we're C of E'

LIJay

"Uh, death please.." "a-ha!" "I meant cake! I meant cake!" "Oh, alright, you're lucky I'm Church of England…" +100 cool points to those of you who get the reference. For those of you who don't, youtube it!

Clowd

Love Eddie Izzard
Niitsitapi13

I've got legs

LIJay

Do you like….bread? BOOF. Love youuuuuuu

Gauge

"Did I leave the gas on?….. No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!"
Catalystika

"Hoocha hoocha hoocha… a lobster come out. Wonderful." Man… this could go on all day… heh.
MjD

That was the funniest stand up concert ever. "Dressed to Kill' Eddie Izzard.
dusty0601

"Do you have a flag?"
Big Joe

"Ciao"

non, a

Nailed it! #21

Urethra Franklin

Black guy landed it!

James

#1 The cake is a lie.

Dr_StrangePants

Scare-Troll:
Fine, the sentence is Death …by Exile

bob_the_cook

#26 ha!
non, a

Please god, no… #11

http://www.facebook.com/carenomore David Johnson

The words right out of my mouth!!!

yotapdat

#29 whoops
TomTheCameraGuy

#29 Who is this and where is it from?

Zoo

Margaret Nolan… Meh.

A BiPolar Guy

On Margaret Nolan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634318/
Pretty hot once upon a time, in the style of an era when Playboy centerfolds and models of all sorts would be considered "fat" by today's insane standards. They may have been airbrushed, but it there was no photoshop, so those old pictures were more realistic in other ways too.

BMOC

those look spectacular!

lovethechunk

#5 Hey, fat chicks need love 2……they just gotta pay 4 it.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

It's his bulging white eyes that scare me most.
jersey mike

Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one..

DrGarnicus

Nice Archer reference!

Thanks Wingmen

We need a Wingman Post!! It's high time theChive honored these brave heroes!

HumpDan

#19, he's seen it before.

Just stop cheating.

Macro

Make him feel special by splashing your butt all over the Internet? Woman logic.

brucelee

"he's so mad I cheated on him….I know, I'll post a slutty pic of myself on the internet to prove to him I'm no skank!!!!"

pennywise79

She's a whore, he's a marine. It's a push. Morally bankrupt people deserve each other.

SOhioChiver

eat shit

zaffa

It's ok, the hate keeps me warm at night

Mike

GTFO with your shit….

Anon

Nice assumption here.
Greg

and buy a bigger pair of panties….
http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

I hope he breaks up with you after this
techno_viking

So she submits a pic of her butt that some other guy just went balls deep in…
louistulley

Whoa, whoa, whoa… let's not jump to conclusions… but seriously she probably did.
That Juan Guy

that is one not good looking arse.. seriously -_- the marine should bail.
Kevrhutch

Can you piss me off so I can see you say sorry to me
Bbb

Never was his gf and never cheated on him, but way to be dbags…Chive is his favorite site, I knew he'd forgive seeig this up there
Nathaniel

yep got to honestly say as a Marine not being cheated on seems like more of a minority in the Corps so hard to find a gal with a lil patience nowadays

dmczech

#29 is like the hottest thing Ive ever sceen.
Muad dib

I don't care who you are… #26 is funny as hell.
Macro

#19 So … what did you do?

mrkerrdontplay

a marine gf? prob rhymes with ducked all his friends' sicks

Hara

That's not an apology, that's part of dating someone, you twat. You can't do what you're supposed to fucking do and call it a favor.

navy seal

Fuck a navy seal….lol!

Sam

Truth…on my tour, in my platoon, 3 people had wives that cheated….on a 6 month tour. Word to the wise my fellow soldiers…that hot chick from the bar into military guys….don't marry her and DO NOT get joining bank accounts.

Bbb

Hey fucks, I was never his gf and I never cheated

http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

#24 how i feel when i run out of beer
http://www.facebook.com/sean.r.hampshire Sean Robert Hampshire

#14 lucky bastard

SOhioChiver

i know…markie mark is so hot!
sam

she doesn't seem to be enjoying it, he must not be doing it right.

http://www.facebook.com/brendan.byron.9 Brendan Byron

#29 FOR THE WIN!!!
Ben

#29
Still hoping…
Niitsitapi13

#1 Do you like bread?

Teea

I've got french loaf!

AnyoneForCoffee

#12

The name of the journo was "Dot Comme"?….I smell a fish….

Flox

A fake indeed. This was supposedly released in May 91, but the real WWW project wasn't revealed until August 91. Also, this looks much too clean & bright to be from 91.
Rick

#12 is fake … http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4522966…

Niitsitapi13

#19 I hope to god it's not because of a jodie

SOhioChiver

I have a feeling Mary Jane rotten-crotch (it's a Marine thing) will be forgiven

dawgbone98

It's also in nearly every war movie made since Full Metal Jacket

Niitsitapi13

HAHAHAHA, Shut up dip shit. This is real life. As was it then.

Niitsitapi13

Maybe

https://www.facebook.com/Swtsxy15 Ryan Marie Pendarvis

#3 Has never happened to me.
A new goal has been set.

SOhioChiver

wait until you're about to explode and then push real hard when you let it go!

tv_paul

#14 Gets to do this, has lot o' money and is famous for "Dick in a Box' (Also refers to tapping Jessica Biel )
Jhonny5

#28 is all i need, money and a hot women

sam

after a hard day at work. where does the line form?
ImpressMe

She doesn't like threesomes……. You, your money, and her…. guess whos not in that pic?

Chaosd

#1 Eddie Izzard wins

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