The brunette chivettes have responded, and responded with vigor (58 Photos)

Last week, I posted a gallery celebrating all of our blonde Chivettes. Just minutes later, our brunette Chivettes began to flood the inbox with submissions, they wanted their locks to be heard. Here is their sexy response...

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  • baddbuzz

    Yes they have and smoked the blondes by far . . .

    • HumpDan

      I wouldn't say that for sure…

      but if someone asked me which flavor I prefer Chivettes in, I'd pick neapolitan.

    • NorCal420

      Amen Brother

    • James Ramos

      Omg, this album was full of smoke shows.. Brunettes 1 Blondes 0!

      • Nighteye2

        Time for a counter-offensive – by either the blondes or the reds. 😉

        I'll just sit back and watch ^_-

        • Willie

          I now have that scene of Jon Lovitz in the Wedding Singer "He's losing his mind!…I'm I'm reaping the benefits!!" *slowly moves behind curtain*

      • Dick

        OMG. "Smoke show" may be the most bro-i-est phrase out there right now. Let me guess… You have a barbed wire tatoo and you drink Monster before special occasions.

        • James Ramos

          Sorry "bro" no barbwire or monster for me! Nice try though. Keep hating my dude!

          • Dick

            Oh. And "my dude" is reserved for future sex criminals. Have fun at the next Hoobastank concert

            • Wait who?

              What's the matter brotato chip? Walked in on your chick blowin a dude with "smoke show" shirt and barb wire tattoo… Ah they were probably listening to Hoobastank too.

              • Dick

                That was your Dad blowing that guy. He sure is pretty

    • Justin

      True story.

    • Dick

      They may have smoked the blondes…. But you Sir, smoke serious Chiver cock. C'mon erybody!!! KCCO (Keep Calm Cock On)!!!

  • Paula_

    Oh dump the blond and brown stuff already; blondes are too dumb and brunettes too dishonest.

    REDHEADS!!! I want REDHEADS!!!

    BTW new game: spot the error.

    – Fan testimonial: "Here's a fan testimonial for you: "Go fuck yourself!" -SaveFerris – SaveFerris"

    • baddbuzz

      *e and BTW i love REDHEADS also . .

    • The Truth

      This is the only intelligent thing you have ever said. Congrats, a first for all!

    • Guest

      The error was your dad not pulling out in time

    • Christina Lynn

      Shutup, cunt!

    • whoa

      fuck you, fuck. Nobody wants to play your stupid fucking games.

    • FunKiller

      I think the better part of you ran down your mom's ass crack.

    • Mark


  • teight

    great… every time I close my eyes now I see #14 or #57… I'm not sure who they are, but I'm not mad

    • nate33uc

      good god. these two are beauts

    • loves sammiches

      #57 is LG. One of the OG chivettes. #50 is her too.

      • Tundra

        Judging by the epic sculpted hotness, I concur that #57 is LG

      • _LG

        I love sammiches too.
        And good eye! 😉

    • Loupie

      My experience on theChive tells me that everytime there's a hot brunette and we don't know who she is she's Melanie Iglesias. So 14 and 57 are Melanie Iglesias…they just have to be.

      • JHL1

        Wrong on both counts. How can you not know who Melanie is?

        • Loupie

          The sarcasm was lost on my post I guess.

  • Joshua Lopez

    #11 im in love with mary jane…. second!

    • Epitomizer

      #11 Is FOOIIIIINN!

    • SWg33k

      Thank you #11 !

    • Aaron

      Aye, we need more of this lovely lady.

  • guest


  • misschris

    #7 *wolf whistle* I would try to take you home

    • MattyDeuce

      Yeah, she is my jam…diggin this one for sure!

    • nate33uc

      who in gods name is this????? find please!

    • Jonathan Reyes

      I do believe I have seen this person in real life

      • @aibra

        I think she is from Ottawa, Canada

  • Guest_of_Honor

    How do we know all of their natural hair colors? Someone needs to check all submissions from both galleries.

    • Christopher Lang

      If it has to be done…I'll do it.

  • Jesse

    #27 wins one category #54 wins another

  • Trav1121

    By far, the best hair color for chicks!

  • Johnny

    Brunettes are my soft spot

    • tv_paul

      Put Erectile Dysfunction joke here (sorry Johnny I'm just joking)

      • Guest

        If a guy suffers from ED does that put him in a hard spot?

  • Macro

    More of #12 #17 #23 … and WOW to #58!

    • shechiver

      i know who #17 is… careful of what you put on here.

      • Christopher Lang

        She's amazing.

    • mom

  • Frank

    #58 DIBS!

    • mmhmmm

      I wanna suck her dick.

      • Lol regret

        Hahaha fuck it I loled!

  • tv_paul

    #58 It's an undies sundae. Does it come with a cherry?

    • Anon

      It came with a couple of other pictures about 6 months ago which were nice and I cant complain about seeing it again

    • JimBozo

      Nope…someone probably took that cherry a long time ago.

  • Kyle


  • _DoC_

    Think we need a weekly competition between the blondes, brunettes and redheads. The ante would of course have to be escalated in order to beat out the previous post…

  • Mr.Wiggles

    Brunettes FTW

  • Just sayin'

    #44 FTW
    #45 Good placement; you won't be seeing that in 20 years…

    • Jonathan Reyes

      I don't care.. I stopped on this one for a double take lol

  • Rudy

    ohh maannn. i was so excited about being first i couldnt decide what to say plus this post alone distracted me. happy wed everybuddy. GO GIANTSA!

  • tv_paul

    #26 With that killer body all you have to do is make a sex tape than accidentally release it and then you'll get famous and get your own show on the E network.

    • Yup

      Wow yes MOAR!!

    • Chuck

      I agree. Find her!!!

  • Fi773l

    #45 *jaw drops & gurgles out* gorgeous

  • Yeppers

    #23 & #58

  • nefer

    Boobs are my soft spot.

  • techno_viking

    Brown, blonde, red… IDGAF because BOOBS. Oh and #7 FTW.

  • Rusty

    #38….Just bring that right over here, I'll treat you fine!

    • KyleGamgee

      I heart Alicia.

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Wait, wait, wait . . . you love chive? I love chive too! Let's have a drink and see what else we have in common.

    • Guest

      Hiding behind the hair, anybody else think she looks like Kristen Kruek?

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