Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Peter

    #31 better than a pot of gold

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      I would still go with the gold and buy a lot of beer with the massive amount of money… just saying

    • https://www.facebook.com/ernest.poirier Ernest Poirier

      Thumbs up for the LCBO. Us Ontario Chivers love our beer.

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Ya, but the Leaf's still suck!!

        • KCCOyawn

          everyone is already wearing out the phrase? now canada too..jeez. get a new phrase cause its becoming repetitive now.

      • matt

        thumbs down for paying more on liquor and beer and only being able to buy it at 2 govt controlled stores, both of which close at 10. did you know the lcbo is the largest single buyer of alcohol in the world, and yet doesnt use that bargaining tool at all to lower prices. seriously, of all the things to be proud of in ontario, the lcbo is about last on the list.

        • Duke

          Best recycling program in the world!

    • Garden City Chiver

      Yay St. Catharines!

  • Rick

    Not first!

    • kevin

      I know this comment is completely without context to the DMA . I just wanted to say I love Blind Melon and Shannon Hoon is completely underrated in the music world. I apologize for the random comment but ive been on a week long kick of Blind Melon. Everyone always waxes poetic about Kurt Cobain (and justifiably so) but I would like a new generation to love Blind Melon as much as I do. Sorry for taking up your time. i feel like Paula when I post like this. Fuck Me, Right??

      • kigero

        It's cool bro

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        I like soup.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #20 Bring it on Burger King

    • Nolan

      Balad, Iraq?

      • thomas

        Camp Virgina Kuwait.

      • SGT H

        Word, definitely Virginia.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #35 …So I said:" Hey buddy, why the long face?"

    • :).

      #35 Sarah Jessica Parker tries mushrooms.

      • Kristen

        Idiot butt-fucking commentor tries Sarah Jessica Parker joke.

    • SOhioChiver

      …and the Horse said " I may not be good looking but I am hung like a Horse"

    • Stan Derds

      Hey, who is the girl next to Sarah Jessica Parker?

    • Urethra Franklin

      …And I said: " That's no Carousel, that's my Wife!!!!"

  • Dan

    #11 Parenting: They're doing it right.

    • videologic


    • Hunter_BZ

      Not Really.

  • Tony

    Damn Chive you are really slacking lately, So many reposts

    • John

      It's like they get paid to browse Reddit all day.

      • TJD

        HAHAHA that is SO TRUE!

    • guest

      At least they found a way to make a living from being a slacker, I wish I was that lucky, I have to bust my hump for a check.

  • John

    #15 A new meaning to butter face.

    • blues

      Or "caking it on!"

  • bErMeNtAl

    #5 epic!

    • dan

      That kid is living the dream.

    • Taco_Depot

      think he's going with the knuckleball

    • Med


    • JTMoney

      Is that Gage Creed?

    • turbo

      Probably taking the children's "Roger Clemens career-starter" steroid package.

  • TheIlluxion

    it's just midnight PST…where in 'merica is it morning yet. I just got back from the clubs due to having to be at work tomorrow, and DMA is already up??? WTF?

    #35 SJP pics always make me laugh

    • Lisa

      It's usually up around now…and so is the DMA. 😀 🙂

    • Spelling Police

      If it's midnight PST, wouldn't it be morning in every other effing time zone in America? Stay in school.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #5 is very cool, you can see the effort in his face, He's putting everything he's got into this pitch

    • Shutup Stan

      You're a fucking moron.

    • El_Hefe

      or he's retarded…

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #4 oh sweet' can we play doctor in that?

    • Lonely Dude

      Seriously, why are you alone in the fort!

      I would love to play!

    • SOhioChiver

      I'd love to play fort with you, the initiation is the best part, I promise I'll untie you!

    • Akchiver

      Hence forth, you shall now known as the great one.

  • I'm up way too late

    #4 If you say you play video games I will leave my life and move to alaska

    • pweees

      tan i do?

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    #2 happy birthday!
    #19 ftw! like a boss
    #21 wait …what? o myy

  • MattKL

    #27 The more you know…

    • El Poder de Saber

      i love how there's a rainbow in the picture after reading your comment.

  • nathan

    #2 Ok I lied… I'm actually your mother.

    • Steve French

      Read that in Vader voice…guffawed a little.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Good one. I had a chuckle.

  • Noah

    I need a vacation #24

    • blue_bronco

      Please to tell me what model this is?

      • Harvey Dent

        Mercedes Benz Unimog.

    • Matt

      "I make big money, I drive big cars, everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star". I think the Geto Boys said it best…

  • http://Www.tulsacc.edu Ashleyrose

    # 15 I don’t understand ?

    • Charlie


    • https://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

      shes putting her make-up on with a butter knife.

    • SOhioChiver

      or performing surgery on a major zit
      the dude next to her seems very…happy to see someone?

    • FunKiller


  • Tiber_Septim

    #32 some days I feel just like that, love this dog

    • absolutcarcrazy

      I, I think, I think the, drugs…… starting……

    • FunKiller

      My bulldog does something similar when he's tired….he just collapses onto the floor.

  • nlc44

    #14 that is soooo…… GENIUS

  • dude

    burnsday people! burnsday! it better not be lame leo!

  • Ride

    That would never work in USA, people need to know the skin color of the candidate…

    • whose sane

      How can you trust a persons judgement who does this to himself? I couldn't

      • asdf

        You are one of the things wrong with this world.

    • Shak

      That corner symbol you guys put on images ruins most captions…

    • Nar

      He is 90% blue mate

    • Bluntaholic

      Stupid luminate icon. Could see the % until I viewed the pic down here.

    • Kups

      Sith Lord for president? why not

  • sshuggi

    #18 Print ALL the colors.

  • Anonymous

    I enjoyed #21

  • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

    #4 you're adorable.. and I hope the night improved tenfold 🙂

    • Punderful


  • PapaS

    #26 Is that a mod??? I want it…hilarious:)

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