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The history of the world in 2 epic minutes (Video)

September 6, 2012 | In: Awesome, Beautiful, Interesting, Video

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  • SleazyDZ

    did anyone else notice tom hanks at 0:34? i didn't know he was around before the pyramids!

    • https://www.facebook.com/mortenfriis Morten Friis

      I think EVERYBODY noticed. It was supposed to represent the discovery of fire…

      • SleazyDZ

        i know. its called sarcasm. i think EVERYBODY else realized that in my comment

  • bigzaqui

    eh… Spoiler alert about human race!

  • sidekickk

    dun dun DUUUUUUN!!!

  • guest

    We built the wall we built the pyramids!

    • https://www.facebook.com/engineerairborne Jarrod McReynolds

      That show rocks Season 6 not starting soon enough.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    Needs more boobs.

  • eaglescoutzach

    good morning

  • http://informedguy.com/2012/09/06/the-history-of-the-world-in-2-epic-minutes-video/ The history of the world in 2 epic minutes (Video) | Infomormed guy | Only what matters!

    [...] Read this article: The history of the world in 2 epic minutes (Video) [...]

  • Nec

    What is the tune called? It made the vid epic

    • Dave

      Mind Heist by Zack Hemsey.

      • http://twitter.com/swiftenhaal @swiftenhaal

        I thought it was It's Our Fight by Steve Jablonsky from Transformers 3 but you're right. They just sound exactly the same.

  • Tiber_Septim

    Yep. pretty much sums it up

    • Commander_Shepherd

      This isn't your story Septim, go kill some elves.

      • Tiber_Septim

        Don't you wish that you were the first to step on the moon? lol

  • gclark

    I have the strangest boner right now.

  • Vez

    Meh…

  • http://www.facebook.com/SnyderAndrew Andrew Snyder

    the 'religion' version is 6 days long

    • kryvian

      beans.

  • drewdeze

    what im getting from this video is the reason the world is gonna be destroyed by a meteor is because of Obama. sounds like that deep impact movie is coming true. and were gonna learn that its all about bibble fa shizzle

  • http://www.facebook.com/ross.taylor.16 Ross Taylor

    more like everything that built up to the U.S. creation then after that its just U.S. History..

    • Samedi50

      #clapclap

    • 'MERICAFUCKYEAH

      Wurt? Yer mean there's mur?

  • Ozzy

    If this was according to Christians it would be over in 7 seconds

    • Woop

      hahaha love it

    • Drew

      Because that's their attention span limit.

    • Food4Thought

      There's a rationale, logical reason for everything, except for why were here.

      We came from monkeys, please ignore that we evolved to a weaker animal, among the other contradictions.

      • dirtysteve99

        Ape, not monkeys.
        And we traded up a lot for advanced intelligence.

  • Yoga Pants 2012

    I only watched it because of Hanz Zimmer. The rest was gay..

  • temujin1234

    This was very good, although it maybe dwelt too long in certain places.<img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/&quot; alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/&quot; alt="." width="1" border="0" />

    • Oprah's Vagina

      Thumb up for using the word "dwelt" in a sentence.

  • https://www.facebook.com/mark.bernhard.3 Mark Bernhard

    Did I see Adam and Eve in there? Shouldn't that have appeared later, like when that parable was made up (and not when it was supposed to have happened)?

  • https://www.facebook.com/mark.bernhard.3 Mark Bernhard

    Wait, no Simpsons?

  • Dusty

    Was this video any good? I only got a few seconds into it before I had a seizure. I'm fine now that the video stopped, but I'm too scared to start it again.

  • Mr. Poland

    I kept waiting for the part where McKayla wasn't impressed with any of it. But it never happened :(

  • Adam

    You want the true story of Earth's creation? Try reading Chapter 1 of Genesis in the Bible. It has all you need to know.

    Then keep reading

    • Geoff Woodward

      No, that's a RELIGION, not what actually happened.

      • Roger

        I keep getting really nervous when I see these comments getting thumbed down. I'm like "Oh God, this is what my fellow Chivers think?" Then I start to laugh and laugh and laugh at the irony that I went Oh God in response to a comment contradicting creationist ideas!

    • Woop

      Which version tho? nah maybe ill read the koran. Wait, hang on i'll read the tanakh. Maybe i should just look inward for Nirvana. Oh well too confusing. Perhaps i'll stick to text that is verifiable by LAWS of REALITY!!

    • dexxxturrr

      ah HAHHAHAHAHAHA. good one

    • dirtysteve99

      Trolling about religion Adam? ON THE INTERNET!!!???

      well, I never.

  • OhioChiver

    Believe what you want. If only we believed in ourselves more than we do the internet.

  • https://www.facebook.com/mortenfriis Morten Friis

    Considering this was supposed to be the history of the WORLD, it did focus an awful lot on 'merica in the second half of the video…

    • Hunter_BZ

      Surprised?

  • Hudnutz

    What is the name of the song playing in the background

    • https://www.facebook.com/mortenfriis Morten Friis

      Didn't bother to read any of the previous comments, huh?

      • Victor

        ^DOUCHE^

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