The history of the world in 2 epic minutes (Video)

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  • SleazyDZ

    did anyone else notice tom hanks at 0:34? i didn't know he was around before the pyramids!

    • Morten Friis

      I think EVERYBODY noticed. It was supposed to represent the discovery of fire…

      • SleazyDZ

        i know. its called sarcasm. i think EVERYBODY else realized that in my comment

  • bigzaqui

    eh… Spoiler alert about human race!

  • sidekickk

    dun dun DUUUUUUN!!!

  • guest

    We built the wall we built the pyramids!

    • Jarrod McReynolds

      That show rocks Season 6 not starting soon enough.

  • MigraineBoy

    Needs more boobs.

  • eaglescoutzach

    good morning

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  • Nec

    What is the tune called? It made the vid epic

    • Dave

      Mind Heist by Zack Hemsey.

      • @swiftenhaal

        I thought it was It's Our Fight by Steve Jablonsky from Transformers 3 but you're right. They just sound exactly the same.

  • Tiber_Septim

    Yep. pretty much sums it up

    • Commander_Shepherd

      This isn't your story Septim, go kill some elves.

      • Tiber_Septim

        Don't you wish that you were the first to step on the moon? lol

  • gclark

    I have the strangest boner right now.

  • Vez


  • Andrew Snyder

    the 'religion' version is 6 days long

    • kryvian


  • drewdeze

    what im getting from this video is the reason the world is gonna be destroyed by a meteor is because of Obama. sounds like that deep impact movie is coming true. and were gonna learn that its all about bibble fa shizzle

  • Ross Taylor

    more like everything that built up to the U.S. creation then after that its just U.S. History..

    • Samedi50



      Wurt? Yer mean there's mur?

  • Ozzy

    If this was according to Christians it would be over in 7 seconds

    • Woop

      hahaha love it

    • Drew

      Because that's their attention span limit.

    • Food4Thought

      There's a rationale, logical reason for everything, except for why were here.

      We came from monkeys, please ignore that we evolved to a weaker animal, among the other contradictions.

      • dirtysteve99

        Ape, not monkeys.
        And we traded up a lot for advanced intelligence.

  • Yoga Pants 2012

    I only watched it because of Hanz Zimmer. The rest was gay..

  • temujin1234

    This was very good, although it maybe dwelt too long in certain places.<img src="; alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="; alt="." width="1" border="0" />

    • Oprah's Vagina

      Thumb up for using the word "dwelt" in a sentence.

  • Mark Bernhard

    Did I see Adam and Eve in there? Shouldn't that have appeared later, like when that parable was made up (and not when it was supposed to have happened)?

  • Mark Bernhard

    Wait, no Simpsons?

  • Dusty

    Was this video any good? I only got a few seconds into it before I had a seizure. I'm fine now that the video stopped, but I'm too scared to start it again.

  • Mr. Poland

    I kept waiting for the part where McKayla wasn't impressed with any of it. But it never happened :(

  • Adam

    You want the true story of Earth's creation? Try reading Chapter 1 of Genesis in the Bible. It has all you need to know.

    Then keep reading

    • Geoff Woodward

      No, that's a RELIGION, not what actually happened.

      • Roger

        I keep getting really nervous when I see these comments getting thumbed down. I'm like "Oh God, this is what my fellow Chivers think?" Then I start to laugh and laugh and laugh at the irony that I went Oh God in response to a comment contradicting creationist ideas!

    • Woop

      Which version tho? nah maybe ill read the koran. Wait, hang on i'll read the tanakh. Maybe i should just look inward for Nirvana. Oh well too confusing. Perhaps i'll stick to text that is verifiable by LAWS of REALITY!!

    • dexxxturrr

      ah HAHHAHAHAHAHA. good one

    • dirtysteve99

      Trolling about religion Adam? ON THE INTERNET!!!???

      well, I never.

  • OhioChiver

    Believe what you want. If only we believed in ourselves more than we do the internet.

  • Morten Friis

    Considering this was supposed to be the history of the WORLD, it did focus an awful lot on 'merica in the second half of the video…

    • Hunter_BZ


  • Hudnutz

    What is the name of the song playing in the background

    • Morten Friis

      Didn't bother to read any of the previous comments, huh?

      • Victor


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