Thoughts on the Honey Boo Boo Child? (22 Photos)

  • Joe

    The world is fucked.

    • Guz

      No, America is fucked. You just don't seem to have caught on yet.

    • Brandon

      No, The United States is fucked.

  • Cody


    • The toff

      Americaaaaaaa. Fuck yaaaaa!

    • Oltimey

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore

    • William Teach

      Right now I'm not sure which is sadder: a Honey Boo Boo post or Cody writing "first" and thinking he/she is cool.

      • Troll|Kenton

        You're the worst Troll ever. If you look at almost any post from 2011 (and 90% of 2012), there is always a douchebag who says "First", but there is ALSO the n00b who has to write how "dumb" it is to write the word "First", or how "Sad" it is, as you say.

        1. The people who still say "First" are doing it to make people like you, William Teach, write some moronic response that barely merits an intervention myself (A REAL Troll).

        I am upset you got any thumbs up at all. You should have a lower number than Cody being that you thought he was being serious.

        Kenton (troll)

        • Jack Wagon

          Poor little fella (Troll|Kenton) got his feeling hurt. Cool story tho bro

        • Smashy

          Wow! Skills! You fapped to this post and wrote all that with your free hand! Impressive! And not just the finding your little dick to fap part.

        • William Teach

          It's OK, Kenton. Your Prozac prescription should be available Friday.

    • ces

      so what? moron ..oh i just figured it out first dickhead!!! congratulations for not having a life

  • r@f

    Kill. With Fire.

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      Mayan 2012… please be true

    • Krzysztof Romot

      That was my first thought when i saw the title of this post lol

      • Yep

        lol…Lying Obama Lies

    • ChiveOnOttawa


    • Red

      Honey Boo-Boo should change her name to Acid Shit-Shit.

    • Icefire

      Not just with fire, stick them on an ice flow and cut' em loose, then let the frickin sharks with the frickin lasers strapped to their frickin heads finish them off.

    • the most interesting

      i don't always kill kids, but when i do… i kill them with fire.

    • ThatGuy

      The Chive: where people get thumbs up for advocating child murder.

      • Jimothy

        Playing it fast and loose with the word child there

      • Hmmm.

        If you happen to see the child one of her sisters had; and they way they're treating it, setting them on fire would be for the good of mankind, like finding a cure for aids.

    • Firefighter23

      *Loads rifle* I'm sorry TLC but we have to put this entire family down.

      • Jimmy C

        And to think, TLC used to stand for "The Learning Channel".

        • Firefighter23

          Did you ever read that Cracked article? Also I lied I wouldn't be sorry.

    • Hydrogenbond

      We create this crap by paying attention to it. Honey Boo-Boo is laughing at all of you because haters make her rich. If you want her to go away then go read a book.

      • Giblets

        'merica, seriously, wtf.

      • Crashfistfite

        This is already a bad trainwreck. But, give them a pile of cash and youve got a nuclear meltdown.

      • Thror

        As a world culture, yes. But I haven't watched TLC in several years. God, I wish I could buy all my cable channels a la carte. I'm afraid my kid might stumble on this accidentally, then I'd have to explain it. Like hippies. Or Jeff Dunham.

      • sumyunguy

        …Says the guy commenting on this article.

      • Reapsticles

        actually the fam made only somewhere between $20,000 and $40,000 grand for the entire forst season… so they may be redneck rich but they are far from rich off the show

        • redneckognize

          20k per episode…

    • Paul

      Somewhere…a man was raped

    • Name.

      I was honestly just going to comment that. Read my mind.

    • Shadow

      Theres not enough fire in our solar system to kill it fast enough…

      I need to vomit now…

  • humperdink

    #21 sums it up

    • beastman

      Somehow ended up watching this for 2 hours last night. All the morbidly obese ignorance was to much to turn away from…..the mom is only 32 years old….wrap your head around that one for a minute

      • hightwr

        Seriously? 32? I thought that bitch was like 50.

        • cleojones

          me too.. no shit… 32

    • guest

      they are from Kentucky! So yeah.

      • negative nancy

        They are actually from Georgia.. so yeah.

        • guest

          Then why are thy filing for divorce in KY

          • negative nancy

            You should ask her I guess.
            Here is a site so you can read all about it, enjoy 🙂

            • guest

              Must have been someone else on the show! I know I saw an article about someone from the show getting a divorce and they were from Ky. My bad!

  • nojoke420

    I see a stripper role and crystal meth in her future

    • rachelj

      #10 at least she would be skinny, like her older meth sister (far right) hiding her face because she doesnt have teeth

      • Timothy Peverley

        What's the next step after trailer trash? Cause they're two steps beyond that.

        • Joel J

          Very well stated sir. Very well stated.

    • Bmore Prince

      I see a stripper pole and McDonalds in her future.

      • Troll|Kenton

        That family could straight shut a McD's down. Fatties.

    • MSigs

      and a Craigslist casual encounter posting….

    • techno_viking

      I feel sorry for her. She is just another product of horrible parenting.

    • HoustonChiver

      I hear there is some really good Crystal Meth in Albuquerque!

    • hara

      Nah she gonna be a tubbo. No pole for you!

    • uh something

      No it's a future anna nicole smith

    • BillG

      Yesterday is more like it!

    • YourNameHere

      Please, she'll be pregnant by the time she's 15, and by a close family member at that.

  • Uh oh

    A new Chive low.
    Next thing will be Burn Your Training Bra posts.

    • Craigery

      It's a TV show, genius. If you're offended, complain to the show's producers, not The Chive.

      • Maytrix

        The Chive is now TV? Last I checked, Chive doesn't have to post stupid TV crap.

        • Craigery

          No, The Chive doesn't HAVE to post stupid TV crap. They also don't have to post ANY of the stupid crap they post on a daily basis. And you don't have to look at it.

        • Madison

          a "jail bait burn your traing bra" post would be Faptastic !!!!!!!!

    • chesterdrawers

      What would be wrong witha another boobie post?… GGGGAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

    • frecklebutt

      Wtf were you coming into this thread trying to fap?

      • Koko

        Fap on you Frecklebutt!

      • RDS

        MOAR frecklebutt!

    • whoa


      That lady looks more like a sow pig than any other human I've ever seen!

  • Jay

    To each his/her own I suppose. Personally, I would kick them out of the gene pool.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      If I had to punch a baby in the head, it would be this one.

  • Derp

    WTF did I just see?

    • sfb101

      Something that can't be unseen…

    • kalspic

      the south

      • the south

        suck it

  • fact checker

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore. More people watched her first show than the RNC

    • Rae Hamrah

      i dont want to live on this planet either…

      • Guest

        Man up…

    • Ranger Danger

      You say that like its a bad thing.

      • black27696

        If you align yourself with any political party without also understanding what other parties are saying, you're an idiot. You need to know what your party believes, but you also need to know what the others believe. Only when you know all of the sides of an issue can you make an informed decision.

        • Robert

          If you need to watch the conventions to figure out what parties stand for, you have failed the information age.

          • black27696

            If you rely on only a single medium to give you all of your information, and don't allow for any other input, you have failed at research.

            • DrunkSkunk

              Please tell me how much 'information' you think you glean from either parties respective convention? What day do they give speeches regarding plans, platforms and policies?

              That would probably be on Noday. It's not a feature of conventions, and hasn't been for over 35 years.)

              It's also not clear how you determined that Robert relies "on only a single medium" to give him all his information, or that he's an "idiot" (you DID say "you're an idiot"). I think you might have to look up "research" again.

              Lighten up, Francis!

        • Dr. Gonzo

          Left Wing, Right Wing… they should be called Left Leg and Right Leg. It doesn't matter which side you choose, there is still an asshole at the top.

    • Craigery

      How would anyone know the difference? Both were trainwrecks featuring ignorant rednecks.

      • GOP

        Yeah because Obama is clearing doing a fabulous job….

      • Buntcake72

        And how do you explain Slick Willie Clinton?

    • Brent

      Makes sense, I would think they have overlapping audiences.

      • Buntcake72

        Rather be part of those overlapping audiences than the one's that watch Glee and Rachel Maddow….

    • Willy T McRibb

      And the NFL had 17 million more viewers than the DNC last night.
      Nice try and just the facts mam.

      • Wease

        Let's see loss ratings to the NFL or Honey Boo Boo.. I would say DNC wins that one

        • Buntcake72

          The DNC never wins, and those who like them are just Welfare-addled lazy hacks who think life owes them everything and they have to work for nothing. Can't believe I once was a registered Democrat. Until I woke up and realized anything I want I have to earn it.

          • DrB3

            Got news for you "Buntcake", most of the Democrats I socialize with have medical, dental, pharmacy doctorates in addition to Phds and/or post baccalaureate educations. Not quite convinced any of them are "Welfare-addled". Statistically a greater percentage of those with advanced (post Masters) educations, vote Democrat.

            I also served my country for over a dozen years. In case you hadn't noticed, ~60% of the military are now registered Independents and Democrats. And trust me, THEY WORK.

            You're argument that the vast majority Democratic party is made up of welfare recipients is ridiculous specious, with absolutely no data to support it . Smarter statisticians than you have tried, and failed.

    • Ukulelemike

      And, she tied with Bubba's speech yesterday! Boo Boo tied with Bubbah. (I suspect they're related). #7

      • Buntcake72

        Bubba is waiting for her to be of age though.

  • basic

    Ew. Somebody hit that and left evidence…. The rest is child abuse and exploitation.

  • Stone

    Poster child for birth control.

    • Jen

      i havent watched this show, yet. i think im going to have to now. thanks, chive.

    • sshuggi

      You mean inbreeding?

  • HatBomb

    I think that's the last straw, I'm moving out of the country.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      This is why Merica should be chemically castrated.

    • Firefighter23

      Personally I was just gonna type 'Merica then I remembered people died for this country and this is how the rest of the word see us. I cried on the inside a bit.

    • Chris

      Fuck moving out of the country – knowing that I'm stuck on the same globe as these people is killing me. For Christ's sake – we're breathing the same atmosphere. We might all be infected.

  • gamleman

    future wal mart employee

    • Steve

      C'mon…even Walmart has standards.

  • Lindsay

    Okay, Chive – now post something uplifting so I can restore my faith in humanity. Jeez.

  • HOOK

    #16 Sadly needs to peel off 20

    • Seriously?

      she's like…6 years old, asshole.

      • monocogger

        That doesn't mean she wouldn't be healthier being 20# less. Fitness is ageless

      • HOOK

        Did you tap the light switch yet??

      • Craigery

        She's also a beauty pageant contestant with her own TV show.

      • Troll|Kenton

        To: Guy who's name is "Seriously?"

        Yes to your question.

        She's fat.

        Whole family is fat.

        Just because you let your kids eat candy all day, doesn't mean it is UNHEALTHY TO LOSE EXCESS BODY FAT.

        That is, unless you are trying to get diabetes.

    • yeahisaidit

      Its "things that bounce" for all the chubby chasers and pedophiles….. MERICA!!!!

    • eewwww

      what a fat slut.

      • anon

        i'm not saying that i like this little girl, i think she's pretty spoiled, and i don't agree with the way she is being raised. but how did you let yourself think of 'slut' as an appropriate insult for a 6 year old??

  • Craven Morehead

    I'd rather hear gunshots come from my parents bedroom than watch this shit. No wonder why the rest of the world hate us!

    • Johnny

      Canada still loves you guys… Well except for mitt

      • Anyone

        Fuck you Canadian. We love our Mitt.

    • 1fjef

      Funny shit Morehead.

      I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than watch this crap!

    • Hunter_BZ

      Dont worry, when we see this stuff on tv, we know you arent all morons. The same way you dont think all Central American People are dirt poor and stupid right?….RIGHT!?

      • Dick Bearcat

        Lmao riiiiiiight…. -.- jk awesome beaches and chicks!!

  • Stick

    It's fucking child abuse.

    • @AnnetteMBlair

      Stick, it's fucking EYE and EAR abuse.

  • Joe

    Someone took a shit in the gene pool!

  • Lucky Lucy

    Never watched… don't plan on doing so… makes me wanna puke in my mouth…

    • lukitas

      where else you going to puke!!!

      • McIrish

        He could puke out of his mouth.

  • bones

    "no hope, no hope at all"

  • Craigery

    Can we shove her back up into her mom's vagina and throw them both back into the ocean?

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Why would you do such a horrific thing to the ocean?

      • Craigery

        Sharks aren't picky; they'll eat anything. And they love blubbery seals.

    • Paul

      By the looks of the mom they've already shoved one back up in there so there's only room for a skinny one and clearly she's never gonna produce that.

    • Willis

      i would say yes, but who could throw that shit??????

  • nope

    fuck these fat fucks.

  • Lexie

    I cannot believe the crap that is on tv. Instead of paying for these people to have a show, send some kids to college.

    • docc


    • ...

      I've always found it funny that shows like these are the ones populating The Learning Channel. Makes me lose faith.

  • Pat_Bateman1

    #22 the mom looks like a wookie with permanent bitch face

    • Chiver

      I want to see the mom on the right in the Lady Gaga outfit

    • Clark

      Her mom looks like Kevin from the office. Just saying.

    • Craigery

      A wookie? No. More like a Hutt.

    • guest

      Kevin from the Office with permanant fat bitch duckface!

    • newscot

      The mom reminds me of Mimi Bobeck.
      #11 #22

      • Kyle

        Yes! Someone else sees it!

      • amrith777

        Fuck that!Mimi was uglied up to an extent–but even all done up I'd still take her a million times over this woman (pig).I have no problem with chunkier women and don't subscribe to what others normally dictate as attractive (I give more latitude) but this bitch is BEYOND ugly–she is UGOO!! Give me Mimi over this ANY-TIME.And not just her looks–her entire BEING is an affront to women and humans everywhere.

    • Zoltan

      BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! OH FUCK! I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

    • dan

      no she looks like Brian Baumgartner from the office

      • Clark

        Alright mcgoosh, someones gotta be a smartass.

    • raaawr

      Highly offensive too wookies sir. ;p

  • chesterdrawers

    Is this Adelle when she was a 'lil porker?… Or did I miss something?…

    • guest

      No, Adelle has talent

      • Craigery

        And she's hot.

        • fat-hater

          Her name is spelled Adele. And she's also quite disgustingly hideous.

    • HatesAdelle4noreason

      Y U Always So Sad Adelle? Quit your bitch'n get back in da kitchen!

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