• dfvf

    fuck y'all

  • Jake

    The internet as caught me in its web again!

  • tv_paul

    And who says Match.com doesn't work.

  • mnchiver

    1:11 the penguin has explosive diarrhea.

    • Lolasaurus

      I admit … I replayed the vid for that moment lol.

    • Anthony

      When I let my birds out of the coop in the morning (a mix of chickens and ducks), my female duck runs out at full speed, finds a spot, and lets the explosions begin. She gets close to the same distance as that penguin. And yes, the smell is quite aggressive.

    • NJF

      Holy shit, I didn't believe you at first but holy shit.

    • Rafael_RS

      huahuahuahua, had to check that out

      thanks for the laughs

  • Chris

    well Heidi Klum fell for the same moves, no denying it seals have game

    • Nicnac

      ~whacha whacha dooly kissed by a rose on the grave~

    • Shhh-anal

      I guess you can say he SEALED the deal 😉

  • kal50

    Penguin walks into a garage after eating an ice cream cone.
    Mechanic: What happened to you?
    Penguin: I blew a seal.

    • MylesofStyles

      Mechanic working on the penguin's car says, "It looks like you blew a seal".
      Penguin replies, "No, it's just ice cream."

      You're welcome.

      • Gurudel

        Still funnier when told by a monkey.

        • Yup

          I don't know!!!! A damn penguin car!!!!!

  • Nicnac

    You can see this on any beach in Florida any day… actually in that case it would be two whales making lovey dovey…

  • hibb83

    thats the weirdest porn ive ever seen

    • Sad Panda

      Rule 34

    • Steven

      But was it a male or female seal? I kinda looked for a woody but……

  • http://www.facebook.com/littlemissthang Sarah

    Coolest… Lady… EVER!!!

  • Livin' Legend

    Someone, somewhere, will fap to this.

    • ron

      yep…definitely did

    • Jammers


  • Aaron

    I don't care what sort of inspirational music to put to this…..just seems like a terrible idea!

  • Manny

    Pro tip: This method rarely works with women at bars.

    • _DoC_

      …or at the beach, as it were…

  • temujin1234
  • andy

    she sleeps with the fishes tonight

  • luke

    1:11 penguin shit

  • KT_lex

    Jealous of her! How cute!

  • 87eddiemac

    Dad! They're gonna do it!
    Ok Rusty, just don't watch

  • Distinguished Guest

    I think watching this may be illegal in my state.

  • Spelling Police

    I suspect there is an article out there that says: "November 30, 2009 – Marine biologist has face ripped off by elephant seal; body destroyed by repeated mating attempts."

  • dagwood

    She's lucky her face didn't get chewed off.

  • Mark

    I wonder if she'll take her new date out to the Club…

    • mitts281

      only clever joke on here so far

  • Underbaker

    I've been known to be an animal whisperer at times and I can tell you the seal is clearly stating towards the end that it isn't going to suck itself.

  • Michael

    That seal got more kisses in this 5 min video than I have in the past 3 years. That sucks for me

  • matt

    doesnt matter, had sex

  • cclewis18

    Did anyone else see the massive bird shit at 1:12 in the upper left hand corner?

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