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Elephant seal falls in love with marine biologist (Video)

September 10, 2012 | In: Animals, Cute, Funny, Video

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  • Jerry Beckett

    This seal has more game than I do.

    *sigh*

    Maybe I should try his approach:

    "Excuse me, may I smell your feet? Yes? How about your knees?…"

  • Waspeater

    I'm surprised I'm the first to point this out – male elephant seals have a short trunk on their nose (hence the name) mostly used for shouting at each other; they're also chuffing enormous (5 tons mature).

    So that's a female elephant seal, which makes this hot girl on girl bestiality.

    • Thoridin58

      I was wondering how long before someone stated that's a female elephant seal. Well done.

  • Ally

    I wonder if they eat skittles together

  • grimotr

    hes warming his food up before he eats…

  • Ballsy Llama

    GAWD DAMN THAT WAS HOTT

  • merquistador

    Stilla better love story than Twilight

  • fernsyla

    friend zone level 1000

  • Wannabang

    I like the penguins walking by at 1:41

  • Dr. Evil

    Faith in humanity restored.

  • tboo25

    Reminds me of that skittles commercial

  • homer2000

    its a female elephant seal………

  • Jazbo

    I was ready for the sea lion to either make a interspecies rape or bite her face off.

  • scarecrowe420

    Thought I was watching soft-core porn on ShowTime after midnight…

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