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September 10, 2012 |
In: Funny, Owned
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Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.
Category: Funny, Owned
I love cock.
You will never be as good as SMD..
If I did what I want… Kate Upton would be one of my wives..
is it still considered kidnapping if you give her a ring?
http://izismile.com/2012/09/09/top_50_daily_pics_… Mac made Izismile #38.
But I though izismile was all original content? Haha! Great find!
If I did what I want, I'd suck your cock.
#24 like a boss
Everything in this post so far is retarded.
get a fucking dictionary.
I want his cock.
#26 Oh you rascally old broad you.
i see what you did there
I wish she had a cock.
But if I did what I want, I would run her ass over. Good thing I have self control (most of the time anyway).
#15- just amazing
find her? !!!!!
No way in hell…wait, does the dog have a cock?
B R I L L I A N T ! ! !
#15 You look hot enough to be used to doing whatever you want. Good show.
Oh, yeah…now we're talkin'…puppy cock FTW.
Cock is my fave
The fuck is wrong with you??
He likes cock, 'sko wit it…
F-in BOPU. Should have just painted the whole thing.
You do who you want…
Chive On Cheyenne!
#23 I asked for a hot dog…
i see what you did there…
I'd just like a warm weenie.
#1 Where to park your personal helo? Wherever you want.
I'd like to suck the pilot's cock.
you're getting creative…
you are doing it right…
#14 should have his teeth checked. You can see there are some gaps there
that's the best you got?
That was me…I do have gaps in my teeth from (drumroll) sucking cock.
Lame comment is lame…
why would you write "lame comment is lame"? do you know how redundant you sound? 'Lame comment' or 'comment is lame' would suffice without having to repeat yourself.
Sometimes I really wonder about people…
#20 Nip slip
#25 Way to go, buddy!
Wish #20 was trannyquin…and I want #25s cock.
This is in Raleigh, NC, right near NC State's campus.
Chive on from NC State #25!
Gotta love #21 <img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" />
Gotta love cock!
tvpaul is etcrr and is fucking gay
Sweet…I'l suck their cocks.
#7 Bummm bum bum bum, bum bum, bum bum
I hope that's a dude 'cause, coooock.
#23 witch dog: is so loyal, it will burn itself
I'm bored now…anybody have a cock?
#22 go hokies
I am glad that someone else recognized this. Looks like it is right outside of Norris pointed towards the Drillfield. Go Hokies!
Haha, I totally called that one too. Go Hokies!
I KNEW IT! Go Hokies! (sent from class in Litton-Reeves :p)
Glad to see VT made the chive!
#15 Send more!
Agreed, moooooar cock
#5 aspiring pedophile
Mmmmm Beiber cock.
tastes like shit…
#6 *gasp* Beautiful! Like a Christmas tree!
Nice Elf reference.
"Gavin, someone on one of these floors will take care of you."
3 points to anyone that gets that reference
*gasp* *choke* * gag* *swallow* delicious cock.
Take *THAT* Hilton in Niagara Falls!
#14 Blasphemy! Everybody knows to carefully nibble the chocolate off the edges and then eat the cookie part!!!
hence the tag, "i do what i want"
I think the "proper" way to eat it would be to break each stick off and bite at the ends…not nibble all the chocolate off, hence my post.
Mmmm chocolate cock nibbles.
#15 can do whatever she wants (to me)
Cool…I'll take the dog cock.
the crazy thing is, I recognize what hotel that is for pic #6. It's the Hilton hotel in Niagara Falls on the Canadian side. Wish there was a prize for knowing that useless piece of information.
I banged my wife in this hotel and the poster of this comment …
Can I suck your cock?
I'll thumb you up for it. What happened to levels 3 and 4 (considering L =1 and M=2)?
good point, no idea.
you got it!! My buddy turned 30, he did what he wanted! hahah
Find her… the one in the bikini, too!
Dibs on the dog cock.
#22 I still have no idea how this lady was able to get through the barriers on Virginia Tech's campus and drive over the stairs.. what an idiot! LET'S GO HOKIES
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