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I do what I want (26 Photos)

September 10, 2012 | In: Funny, Owned

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HOOK

I love cock.

HOOK

Mmmmmm tasty

Sorry

You will never be as good as SMD..

Boom

If I did what I want… Kate Upton would be one of my wives..

Verbal_Kint

is it still considered kidnapping if you give her a ring?

Mac

http://izismile.com/2012/09/09/top_50_daily_pics_… Mac made Izismile #38.

JustSayin

But I though izismile was all original content? Haha! Great find!

HOOK

If I did what I want, I'd suck your cock.

XxJohnxX

#24 like a boss

Vancouver

GO GIANTS!
Jimmy.

Everything in this post so far is retarded.

Stooch

#14 Blasphemy

fuckyoupaul

get a fucking dictionary.
HOOK

I want his cock.

tv_paul

#26 Oh you rascally old broad you.

jrk

i see what you did there
HOOK

I wish she had a cock.
Underbaker

But if I did what I want, I would run her ass over. Good thing I have self control (most of the time anyway).

Rick

#15- just amazing

james

MOAR!
jdmagee

find her? !!!!!
HOOK

No way in hell…wait, does the dog have a cock?

chesterdrawers

B R I L L I A N T ! ! !

whyme1973

#15 You look hot enough to be used to doing whatever you want. Good show.

HOOK

Oh, yeah…now we're talkin'…puppy cock FTW.

Med

#21
My Fave

HOOK

Cock is my fave

CowboyChiver

The fuck is wrong with you??

chesterdrawers

He likes cock, 'sko wit it…
trl87

F-in BOPU. Should have just painted the whole thing.

Jon

You do who you want…

Wyoming

Chive On Cheyenne!

DoubleNickelJP

#23 I asked for a hot dog…

jdmagee

i see what you did there…
HOOK

I'd just like a warm weenie.

_DoC_

#1 Where to park your personal helo? Wherever you want.

HOOK

I'd like to suck the pilot's cock.

Jen

you're getting creative…
chesterdrawers

you are doing it right…

BlueLizzardGame

#14 should have his teeth checked. You can see there are some gaps there

Taco_Depot

that's the best you got?
HOOK

That was me…I do have gaps in my teeth from (drumroll) sucking cock.
5eagles

Lame comment is lame…

Seth

why would you write "lame comment is lame"? do you know how redundant you sound? 'Lame comment' or 'comment is lame' would suffice without having to repeat yourself.

Sometimes I really wonder about people…

Notknowing

#20 Nip slip
#25 Way to go, buddy!

HOOK

Wish #20 was trannyquin…and I want #25s cock.
Alex

#25
This is in Raleigh, NC, right near NC State's campus.
wolfpack

Chive on from NC State #25!

temujin1234

Gotta love #21 <img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" />

HOOK

Gotta love cock!

fuckyoupaul

tvpaul is etcrr and is fucking gay

HOOK

Sweet…I'l suck their cocks.

Irish777

#7 Bummm bum bum bum, bum bum, bum bum

HOOK

I hope that's a dude 'cause, coooock.

Irish777

ha wat?

flosen.one

#23 witch dog: is so loyal, it will burn itself

HOOK

I'm bored now…anybody have a cock?

chris

#22 go hokies

SBESHokie

I am glad that someone else recognized this. Looks like it is right outside of Norris pointed towards the Drillfield. Go Hokies!

hokie12

Haha, I totally called that one too. Go Hokies!

HOOK

go cockies.
VTchivette

I KNEW IT! Go Hokies! (sent from class in Litton-Reeves :p)
Tom

Glad to see VT made the chive!

Macro

#15 Send more!

HOOK

Agreed, moooooar cock

http://www.facebook.com/Shaffer1911 Josh Shaffer

#5 aspiring pedophile

HOOK

Mmmmm Beiber cock.

chesterdrawers

tastes like shit…

misschris

#6 *gasp* Beautiful! Like a Christmas tree!

tv_paul

Nice Elf reference.
Firefighter23

"Gavin, someone on one of these floors will take care of you."
3 points to anyone that gets that reference
HOOK

*gasp* *choke* * gag* *swallow* delicious cock.
danradice

Take *THAT* Hilton in Niagara Falls!

Average_Joe123

#14 Blasphemy! Everybody knows to carefully nibble the chocolate off the edges and then eat the cookie part!!!

guest

hence the tag, "i do what i want"

Average_Joe123

I think the "proper" way to eat it would be to break each stick off and bite at the ends…not nibble all the chocolate off, hence my post.

HOOK

Mmmm chocolate cock nibbles.

Woody

#15 can do whatever she wants (to me)

HOOK

Cool…I'll take the dog cock.

Just Me

the crazy thing is, I recognize what hotel that is for pic #6. It's the Hilton hotel in Niagara Falls on the Canadian side. Wish there was a prize for knowing that useless piece of information.

The husband

I banged my wife in this hotel and the poster of this comment …

HOOK

Can I suck your cock?

Underbaker

I'll thumb you up for it. What happened to levels 3 and 4 (considering L =1 and M=2)?

Just Me

good point, no idea.

Greg

you got it!! My buddy turned 30, he did what he wanted! hahah

Kodos

#15
Find her… the one in the bikini, too!

HOOK

Dibs on the dog cock.

Steamer

#22 I still have no idea how this lady was able to get through the barriers on Virginia Tech's campus and drive over the stairs.. what an idiot! LET'S GO HOKIES

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