It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

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  • gbgfbf

    eh, what

    • gbgfbf

      Turns out if you make the first comment "anal fisting" it'll be deleted like it never existed.

      • Lok_D

        wow, too bad, because we all would be really disappointed without being able to read such a witty comment

        • gbgfbf

          I know right.

  • retired Navy


    • ChaaMandoo

      You spelled the retarded in your name wrong…

  • Macro

    #1 Good luck not saying it in his voice and accent.

    • Taco_Depot

      Thank you Cpt. Obvious #15

    • Noname

      I still love:
      "Why doesn't Arnold Schwartzeneggar upgrade to Windows 7?"
      "I still love Vista, BABY."

      • Underbaker

        NoMy head hurts, but it was so corny I thumbed you up.

    • Seamus

      If you were really saying it in his voice and accent, it would have to read "Welkam Tu Gullyfohnya".

    • Sean McCallister

      I was eating peanut butter and graham crackers when I gave it a go. Had my friend and me on the floor, although for different reasons…

      • Dr. Frankenstein

        Butt seks?

    • ChaaMandoo

      Good luck not even reading it without using his voice.

  • CowboyChiver

    #21 Now that's what I call talent!!

    • Lolasaurus

      Replace beers with meat equivalent … True calling found 😀

  • Lok_D

    #6 – F-ing Russains

  • greg


  • Steph

    #1 #16
    Things you had to say out loud to understand

  • pritter72

    And he's a one of a kind class act too!

    • PekelMeester

      With those ET fingers.

  • whyme1973

    #21 All is well.

  • tv_paul

    #6 She getting croc(k)ed

  • Boooo

    #18 He has the face of a man who wasn't protected.

    • Kodos

      but he wore his safety glasses!

  • Wait who?

    #22 Honey Badger don't give a shit … Is that a cobra!? EW!! fuck that!

    • The_Dood

    • Kyle

      The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog would fuck Honey Badgers day up

  • tv_paul

    #23 wiener-schnitzel?

    • Hmmmmm

      Things that aren't a type of sausage?

    • Fred Flintstone

      wiener-schnitzel *german accent*

    • BaconButties

      This sausage is made from Chicken 😉

    • Morten Prang Norup

      It's neither wiener-snitzel nor German.
      It's "medisterpølse" made in Denmark. 😉

      Recipe in English:

    • hmz

      it is chicken?

      chicken sausage.

      • Mads

        Yep, so the caption is not working very well.

  • Kyle C.

    #5 gangham style! check out the chat roulette version on youtube, pretty entertaining

    • WannabeNAVYbutMechE

      or on theChive. Everything on theChive is better.

      • Truth

        Both of you are epic benders – stop sucking the Chive's cock

  • hpph00

    #23 That's made of chicken though.

  • @scrabs

    #23 The word Kylling means chicken in some languages…

    • Underbaker

      I didn't know chickens had such big dicks?

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        They're known as "Peckers".

    • Billy Bob

      It don't mean Chicken in "Umaaarrican"

  • Dan

    see now i dont understand what the epic fail is #19 is. is it the fact that the Atlanta Thrashers consistently let the flood games open? or the fact that the whole organization was an epic fail? or maybe its the obviously photo shopped fans in the seats…the Thrashers had no fans.

    • Lou

      Epic fail because they moved to a snow field and play in an arena fit for the WNBA?

      • James

        That snow field fills the arena to capacity every game of the season. Atlanta couldn't put 5000 people in the stands. Now just to move a few more of those southern teams to various snow fields in Canada.

      • Ryan

        An arena in a town where everyone had been waiting for hockey for 15 years and sold out all season tickets in under 20 minutes.
        Big time fail for sure.

        • Lou

          Atlanta sold out their season tickets too. Have fun cheering them on in Houston in another 3 years!

  • Taco_Depot

    #17 Andy Milonakis?

  • Jruss

    #25 no…. no you didn't

  • DoubleNickelJP

    #23 would you like to taste my smoked meat log?

  • jimctu

    #8 getting ready to the zombie apocalypse :P<img src="; width="1"/>

  • Bob

    #14 she so fat he can't even grab her ass, his pal owes him big.

    • Fatties Need Lovin'

      I Love my Wingman Post!! We couldn't do it without them, let's give them their own post!

    • Craigery

      For all we know, maybe the wing man got the best blowjob of his life that night, while the dude in the foreground got herpes.

      • Bob

        Maybe, the chubby will be used to putting things in her mouth and fat girls try harder….

  • JamesMoravia

    #25 Damn rights!

  • Ted

    #2 Timmy could probably spell "competitive".

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