These signs are sufficiently full of ‘WTF’ (30 Photos)

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  • pepe

    First

    • Woody

      What's funnier than a dead baby?

      A dead baby dressed in a clown costume.

      • DaddyD

        How do you make a dead baby float?

        Two scoops of dead baby and a glass of root beer.

      • Bryan

        South of San Saba, TX. Native Americans fleeing with hostages after a raid on settlements, cut a baby's head off to and left it on a hill to scare off rangers giving chase. Hill is now called Baby Head Mountain.

  • Richard

    I don't get #11. It's not because of "Centre," is it? Because that's British spelling.

    • Josh

      H.J.'s meaning hand jiggy

    • E-Train

      I think it's the "BJ" name…

      • Yup

        That is "N.J." which stands for New Jersey

        • Guest

          That's the Canadian spelling. We say "zed" also not "zee" for the letter z.

          • Jess

            No, WE don't.

            • Eric

              Yes, we do.

            • inigo montoya

              Yes, we do. Which makes the cool names with zed in them funnier: Jay-zed

    • mbns

      "Centre" isn't the British spelling, they are two different words. Center is the middle of an object. Centre is a commercial building etc…

      • LardyMCFry

        sooooo,no one was able to figure out what's wrong with the sign,then?

        • whiskaleafa

          its h.j. like a handy job.. literally.. ypu know hand jobs? a good old fashioned?

      • Duh

        That's not exactly correct…

      • FireStorm

        I hate to say but you are wrong Centre is the British and Canadian way of spelling Center, both a location and the centre of an object

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      The way I saw it was "H.J. Family Bowling" as in Hand Job Family Bowling.

    • Jeff

      This place is in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada.

  • pepe

    I'm a douche bag that cant spell!!!

    • Natasha

      If that is true, fuck me for understanding your comment!!

      • Josh

        Or me

  • Jjj

    #15 i hope I see a kangaroo doing this one day.

  • saint

    how do i send in photos?

    • Natasha

      Simple, first find a ne'er do well in a rut willing to work for the "Society type". Second get that cockney a slate and a writing stone to draw images of us rich folk that own a picture box. 3rd leave a trail of skittles to the clearly marked trap in the basement, he/she will instinctively follow this entrapment saying to oneself "Oooo piece of candy. Ooooo piece of candy…Finally step ignore all said previously instructions and simply go to the where it says UPLOAD YOUR PICTURES TO THE CHIVE

      • DoubleNickelJP

        That'll never work! ….use Reese's Pieces

  • temujin1234
    • Please

      Wow, awesome, thanks..

      • Shutup Stan

        You'll have to forgive Stan. He's a bit retarded.

  • IRawdoggedyurgf

    #30 More like "Wheel on your Scooters of America to Walmart and McDonalds"

    • Anthony

      Shoot, as soon as I posted mine I saw yours… #props

    • The Guy

      Know your audience.

  • Anthony

    #30 Should read "Ride your scooter to Walmart and McDo."

  • Scott

    #8
    Well, how else you gonna shoot birdies?

    • drew

      Or Eagles?

      • Salty Archer

        Or Bogeys?

    • TNchiver

      I think this is from Sevierville, TN. Anyone know for sure?

  • TimmyTomga

    #22 Canada officially the coldest place at absolute zero

    • Gryphonchilde

      Typical November morning .. you know, before winter really hits.

    • Mike

      It's a typical day in August in Winnipeg.😛

  • 4everDistracted

    #12 Rapid City, SD you have so much to offer.

    • GernBlanston

      Alone no more! Another Rapid City Chiver. Awesome!

  • tralfaz

    #13 The "Portals" sign must of been removed.

    • bryan

      must HAVE been removed

  • freeloader

    Kerry, Bill and Gina….The Lords of morning radio. Best thing on the radio

    • Craigery

      Not as good as Weenie & the Butt.

      • Mr_fn_T

        or Crazy Ira and The Douche

  • darth_smalls

    #12 and for the first time… taco bell ran out of applications

  • Average_Joe123

    #25 I'm SOOOOO there next vacation!

    • trixi

      Would that depend on if you were giving or recieving the fisting?

    • KCS24

      Dad is that you?

  • SantaFeTrain

    I know #21. It's in Llano county, TX. Comanches raided Llano in the 1800's and kidnapped a boy and a girl. When the girl wouldn't stop crying, they smashed her head against a tree and left her. The Rangers chasing them found her, and thus began the cemetery.

    • SantaFeTrain

      Damn I'm not thinking clear this morning. #1, not the other one!

    • Jeremy

      Had to look this one up the first time I drove past it…

  • SpecialToast

    #6 No shit.

    • Underbaker

      Does the other side of the sign say "Library is open until closing time"?

  • noobbuster

    #1 is outside Llano, Texas. Story is that name is accurate… Kinda creepy.

    • rgmoreno9

      I used to drive by this all the time!

  • Yemyea!

    #14 good ol SL,UT🙂 great morning radio!

    • bdr

      SLC represent!!

      • SLCBaby!

        Yeah buddy! And the Squatters Radio From Hell Red As Hell Ale is soooo good. Especially in the morning.

  • chicago

    #15 example of evolution
    #30 example of de-evolution

  • Cin

    #11 FAIL Nothing is wrong. It's a different spelling. Guess it was an idiot who took the pic & submitted it.

    • bdr

      H.j. handjob…..

      • John

        I thought about the HJ as well, and then realized it still doesn't work, it's still not funny, and TheChive is retarded for posting it.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          why wouldn't it work? I mean, I agree that it wouldn't be that funny to me, but I'm not sure why it "wouldn't work" with HJ Family Bowling.

  • fo1133

    LOL at the last one… <img src="http://rf.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/baff00/128/10/51z5xt3nzwb.png&quot; width="1" height="1" alt="map" style="border: Opx;">

    • Please

      Weak

  • chelsea_dagger

    Ok, someone enlighten me on #2…

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      Open late sign in the back

      • chelsea_dagger

        …what's wrong with the open late sign? I'm going to lose sleep over this!

    • Macro

      I don't get it either. I know what the sign means and don't see anything odd yet.

      • LardyMCFry

        HD tan

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I think it's the High Def tanning.

    • Terso01

      I dont really know whats going on with this sign, all i do know is that its from Estevan Saskatchewan.

  • reginaguy

    #19 yeah because no one has ever gone to an A&W. errrmgerrd so cryptic.

    • Underbaker

      Yes because A&W are everywhere. Let me make a Whataburger joke and see if you get it.

      • chicago

        I never knew that Whataburger and SaltGrass existed until a visit to Texas – week of June 10. Too much rain that week. I drove out to Galveston Island twice for the sun, the beach, and eat/drink at The Spot and Fishermans Wharf. everywhere bars serve bacardi 151. just awsome!

        • Underbaker

          I'm in San Antonio and I think we actually do have 1 A&W / Long John Silver combo store, but i go there for the Fish and Root Beer, not sure what a "teen" is.

    • Antonio

      I can honestly say that I've not only "Never gone" to an A&W, but I also have no idea what it is. Is it a fast food place somehow based on A&W Root Beer or something? Based on reginaguy's comment, I'm going to have to come to the conclusion that this means something to someone who's gone to an A&W? So what does it mean? Since it's so cryptic.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #29 – well played sir. lol.

    chiver or chivette from bc?? join the twitter group that's for you!! –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

    • Vent187

      Canucks suck

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