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September 10, 2012 |
In: Funny, WTF
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Category: Funny, WTF
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby dressed in a clown costume.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of dead baby and a glass of root beer.
South of San Saba, TX. Native Americans fleeing with hostages after a raid on settlements, cut a baby's head off to and left it on a hill to scare off rangers giving chase. Hill is now called Baby Head Mountain.
I don't get #11. It's not because of "Centre," is it? Because that's British spelling.
H.J.'s meaning hand jiggy
I think it's the "BJ" name…
That is "N.J." which stands for New Jersey
That's the Canadian spelling. We say "zed" also not "zee" for the letter z.
No, WE don't.
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do. Which makes the cool names with zed in them funnier: Jay-zed
"Centre" isn't the British spelling, they are two different words. Center is the middle of an object. Centre is a commercial building etc…
sooooo,no one was able to figure out what's wrong with the sign,then?
its h.j. like a handy job.. literally.. ypu know hand jobs? a good old fashioned?
That's not exactly correct…
I hate to say but you are wrong Centre is the British and Canadian way of spelling Center, both a location and the centre of an object
The way I saw it was "H.J. Family Bowling" as in Hand Job Family Bowling.
This place is in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada.
I'm a douche bag that cant spell!!!
If that is true, fuck me for understanding your comment!!
#15 i hope I see a kangaroo doing this one day.
how do i send in photos?
Simple, first find a ne'er do well in a rut willing to work for the "Society type". Second get that cockney a slate and a writing stone to draw images of us rich folk that own a picture box. 3rd leave a trail of skittles to the clearly marked trap in the basement, he/she will instinctively follow this entrapment saying to oneself "Oooo piece of candy. Ooooo piece of candy…Finally step ignore all said previously instructions and simply go to the where it says UPLOAD YOUR PICTURES TO THE CHIVE
That'll never work! ….use Reese's Pieces
Love #9, #18 and #30.<img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" />
Wow, awesome, thanks..
You'll have to forgive Stan. He's a bit retarded.
#30 More like "Wheel on your Scooters of America to Walmart and McDonalds"
Shoot, as soon as I posted mine I saw yours… #props
Know your audience.
#30 Should read "Ride your scooter to Walmart and McDo."
Well, how else you gonna shoot birdies?
I think this is from Sevierville, TN. Anyone know for sure?
#22 Canada officially the coldest place at absolute zero
Typical November morning .. you know, before winter really hits.
It's a typical day in August in Winnipeg.
#12 Rapid City, SD you have so much to offer.
Alone no more! Another Rapid City Chiver. Awesome!
#13 The "Portals" sign must of been removed.
must HAVE been removed
Kerry, Bill and Gina….The Lords of morning radio. Best thing on the radio
Not as good as Weenie & the Butt.
or Crazy Ira and The Douche
#12 and for the first time… taco bell ran out of applications
#25 I'm SOOOOO there next vacation!
Would that depend on if you were giving or recieving the fisting?
Dad is that you?
I know #21. It's in Llano county, TX. Comanches raided Llano in the 1800's and kidnapped a boy and a girl. When the girl wouldn't stop crying, they smashed her head against a tree and left her. The Rangers chasing them found her, and thus began the cemetery.
Damn I'm not thinking clear this morning. #1, not the other one!
Had to look this one up the first time I drove past it…
#6 No shit.
Does the other side of the sign say "Library is open until closing time"?
#1 is outside Llano, Texas. Story is that name is accurate… Kinda creepy.
I used to drive by this all the time!
#14 good ol SL,UT great morning radio!
Yeah buddy! And the Squatters Radio From Hell Red As Hell Ale is soooo good. Especially in the morning.
#15 example of evolution
#30 example of de-evolution
Would probably get more tenants with better advertising. Walmart and McD's accessible by Scooter. <img src="http://cbswzlx.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/walmart-scooter2.jpg?w=385&h=240" width ="200">
you're right. that 'walk' word may scare off possible tenants. that is if they can read…
#11 FAIL Nothing is wrong. It's a different spelling. Guess it was an idiot who took the pic & submitted it.
I thought about the HJ as well, and then realized it still doesn't work, it's still not funny, and TheChive is retarded for posting it.
why wouldn't it work? I mean, I agree that it wouldn't be that funny to me, but I'm not sure why it "wouldn't work" with HJ Family Bowling.
LOL at the last one… <img src="http://rf.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/baff00/128/10/51z5xt3nzwb.png" width="1" height="1" alt="map" style="border: Opx;">
Ok, someone enlighten me on #2…
Open late sign in the back
…what's wrong with the open late sign? I'm going to lose sleep over this!
I don't get it either. I know what the sign means and don't see anything odd yet.
I think it's the High Def tanning.
So how do you know if it is a HD tan? <img src="http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fake-tan-fail.jpg" width="250">
I dont really know whats going on with this sign, all i do know is that its from Estevan Saskatchewan.
#19 yeah because no one has ever gone to an A&W. errrmgerrd so cryptic.
Yes because A&W are everywhere. Let me make a Whataburger joke and see if you get it.
I never knew that Whataburger and SaltGrass existed until a visit to Texas – week of June 10. Too much rain that week. I drove out to Galveston Island twice for the sun, the beach, and eat/drink at The Spot and Fishermans Wharf. everywhere bars serve bacardi 151. just awsome!
I'm in San Antonio and I think we actually do have 1 A&W / Long John Silver combo store, but i go there for the Fish and Root Beer, not sure what a "teen" is.
I can honestly say that I've not only "Never gone" to an A&W, but I also have no idea what it is. Is it a fast food place somehow based on A&W Root Beer or something? Based on reginaguy's comment, I'm going to have to come to the conclusion that this means something to someone who's gone to an A&W? So what does it mean? Since it's so cryptic.
#29 – well played sir. lol.
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